ITT;Sociopaths.

Caligula literally did nothing wrong

>>1889382
>Caligula literally did nothing wrong

>He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[99] killing for mere amusement,deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,and wanting a statue of himself erected in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.

>Once, at some games at which he was presiding, he ordered his guards to throw an entire section of the crowd into the arena during intermission to be eaten by animals because there were no criminals to be prosecuted and he was bored.

You´re goddam right.

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>>1889382
It's probably bullshit, but a funny story anyway.
>>1889399
Do you know how SJWS call everyone a racist or bigot? This is the ancient Roman equivalent.

>>1889564
>Implying the seashells weren't rightful property of Rome

>>1889564
Strictly speaking, he declared war on Neptune. Not that it's any less crazy.

>>1891611
>>1889564
>>1891533
>Not knowing he did this to shame the army for being cowardly little shits

>>1889374
His father was poisined, his brother brutallly killed and the other committed suicide, while he was abused by Tiberius... Hmmmm... I wonder why he turned out like that...

>>1889399
All of that is applaudable.

Among all the citizens of Rome
I loved only one
Incitatus--a horse

when he entered the Senate
the unstainable toga of his coat
gleamed in the midst
of purple-lined assassins

Incitatus possessed many merits
he never made speeches
had a stoic temperament
I think at night in the stable he read the philosophers

I loved him so much that one day I decided to crucify him
but his noble anatomy made it impossible

he accepted the honor of consulship with indifference
exercised authority in the best manner
that is not at all

he would not be persuaded toward a lasting liason
with my second wife Caesonia
thus unfortunately the lineage of centaur ceasars
was not engendered

that's why Rome fell

I determined to have him declared a god
but on the ninth day before the February calends
Cherea Cornelius Sabinus and the other fools
interfered with my pious plans

he accepted the news of my death with calm
was thrown out of the palace and condemned to exile
he bore this blow with dignity

he died without descendants
slaughtered by a thick-skinned butcher from Ancium

Tacitus is silent
about the posthumous fate of his meat

>>1889399
Christian propaganda.