/his/ memes thread

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Cucked!

>>1886778
but y didnt their seize the means of production for toilet paper tho

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do it again, bomber harris

>>1886947
do it again, bomber harris

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>>1886947
Do it again bomber harris

>>1887557
Why don't you faggots ever use spoilers? This is like that time /his/ spoiled the part where Brutus killed Caesar.

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>>1886947
do it again Bomber Harris

>>1886947
Do it again bomber harris

>>1886726
Absolutely perfidious

>>1886947
do it again, bomber harris

>>1887778
>You see, a lot of people who don't fancy themselves idiots but who really ARE idiots like to call this a "washing machine", but originally it was called a "rotating clusterbumble" when it was first invented by the Englishman J.C. Clusterbumble to clean Sepoy bloodstains off of the straps of East India Company cannons.

>>1887778
>>1887877
kek

>>1886896
Best one

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>>1886723

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I'm dying to find more like this one, I've been laughing at it for a week

>>1889766
I think that's more of a /sci/ meme anon

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>>1886947
do it again Bomber Harris

>>1889787
Damn, thanks anyway. Funny story, I found it on /his/ as an OP, and someone replied that it belongs more on /lit/.

>>1888244
How did he lose if he knew the secret?

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>>1886896
Classic.

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>WE

Remember when 4chan users laughed at shitty websites like 9gag and reddit for misusing the word and calling any funny picture on the internet a "meme"?
Oh how far we've come.

>>1889897
sauce?

>>1889912
The transition happened silently and seemlessy.

>>1888229
>>1886940

putting pepe on shit does not qualify as humor

>>1889928
Empire of Dust

>>1886896
Didn't this come from /gsg/?

>>1886947
>Victory in Europe will come to you
Harris's plan didn't achieve anything

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>>1890079
>gsg
>producing anything other than autism
and I say this as a proud /gsg/er

>>1886947
Do it again, bomber harris

>>1890365

Best meme

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check em

>>1890079
Total War general.

>>1890016
Isn't it granary?

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Anyone have the compilation of pictures of various WW2 leader's quotes about the Greeks, with Mussolini's terrified face in it?

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>>1889874
This triggers the Greek.

>>1886947
Do it again, Bomber Harris!

>>1891080
I can recognize that this is baneposting, but why? What's the context?

>>1886778
>that's state capitalism
top kek

>>1891429
I think the joke is resting mostly if not entirely on the word "bain" (bath). The context is Jean-Paul Marat in his bathtub writing lists of people to execute in the name of the Revolution, moments away from being stabbed to death by Charlotte Corday.

I dunno how else it makes sense as Baneposting, she would indeed die a few days later but by means of the quick and painless guillotine.

>>1886896
Never not funny

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>>1891633
Holy shi-

I always thought that painting was about that doktor with exposed organs that documented his condition.

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>>1886896
> If we wanted a failed state we'd go to Carthage

>>1889888

God, I love these.

>>1886762
WYRM'D

>>1886929
The American Revolution was a conservative reaction, though :^)

>>1886762
So you be sayin we wuz dragons n shit?

>>1886947
Do it again, bomber harris

>>1886947
>muh 200,000 dead

Shame that that figure is like ten times greater than the real figure and that Vonnegut parrots it so much, really turns me off his work.

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this one is good

>>1893452
Masterpiece

Requesting the baneposting greentext where bane is Caesar and Pavel is Pompey

>>1893441
I give him a pass for having personally experienced it.

>>1893452
>prof. prof. brian harvey
What degrees do I need for a double professorship.

>>1886947
do it again, bomber harris

>>1892747
keek

>>1889912
Remember those times before the Trippy Turk invaded, ah those were the times.

>>1886947
Do it again Bomber Harris

>>1890365
kek

>>1886947
do it again Bomber Harris

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>>1886723

>>1891080
what is this from?

>>1895595
See >>1891633
I found the scene on Youtube, it's from a film called Charlotte Corday, about the woman who pwned that diseased little faggot.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1184957/

I watched the scene and the dialogue is rather different from the caption given but no surprises there.

>>1896277
SLEEP TIGHT IRON CHANCELLOR

>>1895365
>>1895360

hey

i can see that lion's balls

>>1896277
Sleep tight iron chancellor

also if dubs Bismarck is reborn

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>the tsars deserve to live

>>1896277
SLEEP TIGHT IRON CHANCELLOR

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>>1896513

>>1898225
so fucking stupid it's funny

>>1898225
kek

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>>1895368

>>1891052

Trotskyism: the image

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>>1886723

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>>1891052
>Chavez

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>>1891052
>some /lit/-fag was so hurt by the original "true communism has never been tried" image that he was actually compelled to make this in response

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>>1898401

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>>1886947
Do it again Bomber Harris.

>>1899079
>englishman is toothless
Who the tattooed Elf-eared guy?

>>1900450
>the germany is getting away from the map
Emmigration map?

>>1893710
You have to climb a wall of dicks.

>>1900517
He must be Ireland

>>1900562
I kinda thought that but Ireland isn't filled in on the map and they aren't really considered Anglo.
Wales sounds good.

>>1900579
>>1900562
It's New Zealand.

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>>1900537
Nah, that would be the other way around, it's votes for the NPD, the German "totally not nazis" party. Interestingly the voting also matches up with the Valley of the Clueless, areas that had poor/no reception of West German TV/Radio broadcasts.

>>1886947
do it again Bomber Harris

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>>1890020

>>1886947
Do it again bomber harris

>>1889879
I don't understand what this meme is saying. Is it saying that you should base your ideology on military strength so you don't get killed by subhumans?

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>>1891437
It is.

The socialist idea (that is, reforming the socio-economical relations in a capitalist nation) precedes Marx and Engels and the applied cases of socialism (apart from the Paris Commune) differ from Marxism. Marxism has never been tried, as put forward by Marx.

Heck, they already failed at the two most defining points: 1) people must seize the means of production (not the state) and 2) the revolution needs to happen in a capitalist society. None of the places which have undergone a communist revolution have been capitalist or have had democratic tradition.

If the state controls the means of production, the relationship between the factory owners and the general populace is exactly the same as it is in capitalism. THAT is what socialism seeks to change, which makes USSR, Maoist PRC and every other example on the list state capitalist, populist dictatorships.

And above all, revisionists if memes help understanding my point.

>>1901659
Fascists think only the strongest are fit to rule, yet continually get their asses handed to them.

>>1900517
New Zealand, Maori get tattoos like that and LOTR was filmed there

>>1896277
Sleep tight iron chancellor

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>>1896513

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>>1895376
>oh shite a crossbow

>>1901717
no true Scotsman argument

t. gommunist

>>1902923
A Scotsman isn't a Scotsman if he's some American Irish dude saying he's a Scotsman because he misinterpreted an online DNA test.

>>1886947
do it again, bomber harris

>>1886947
do it again Bomber Harris

>>1904392
Underrated

>>1904697
Somebody needs to do a version of this with a Russian telling various Arabs to attack Israel.

>>1904727
I don't get it.

>>1896277
>Slesvig-Holsten
>German

>>1891648
No, Marat was a deformed goblin of a man. His skin was covered in ulcers so he would soak in a medicinal bath all day as he would write orders and death warrants. Then a woman gets fed up with him, stabs him, and he's made out to be some kind of suffering martyr, like Saint Sebastian or something.