Why aren't you a Mormon yet, /his/?

Magic underwear ain't for me. Also Smith is a known liar and con man.

>>1885384
My family actually sent my brother to Mormon school because he was a fuck up and needed direction. They actually legitimately help retards find a place in the world and don't expect them to figure it out by themselves. It's structured so people with weak willpower have a community to help drive them.

>>1885384
Not American.

>>1885384
Bought one of your mission belts from byu dry cleaner, nice belt but broke within two weeks had to fix it my self.

Not white.

Is it true that I can have multiple wives?

>>1885384
I enjoy caffeine and do not enjoy cults

I don't want to have to pander to modern sensibilities in order to ba accepted.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/10/25/living/mormon-gay-website/

I live around lots of them, the women are hot and they really are nice to you as long as you're clean cut and polite. Small towns it gets really weird, I've had family members driven from their home town through collective harassment from the town for alcoholic shenanigans.
>>1886014
No, but there are a handful of fundamental Mormon groups you can join and fulfil your perverse ideas about family.

Mormans were the original Nation of Islam

>>1885384
My aunt's one. They're nice people. Too rigid for me, though.

>>1886053
good analogy 2bh

How successful have their missionary activities been?

But I am.

>>1885384
But we are mormons m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE