Why haven't you converted to scientology /his/?

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>>1878571
I don't want my soul to be lost for all eternity.

>>1878571
don't have the money
don't have the time to be tortured at Tom Cruise's summer home

Because the creator himself admitted it was a scam.

I'm not a rich homosexual in-the-closet Hollywood actor so I have no need.

Plus if I wanted to I could make a much better fake religion than that retarded ex-Navy Intelligence Sci-Fi LARPing douchebag.

>>1878571

Because my body thetans force me to be an SP

Michael Criton is my preferred 'Got so crazy he began believing what he wrote' author.

I'm not a famous celebrity which the higher ups of Scientology can use to exploit nor the shady shit to blackmail me into their religion

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I am, watch Hollywood movies every day. And lovin' it

I´m afraid of the e-meter

>>1879247
Doesn't that make it the one religion where the leader actually said some thing true for a change?

>>1880508
zing

I'm not Isaac Hayes

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>>1880495
it´s not that difficult, this guy passed several auditions, infiltrated and totally exposed the cult

>>1878571
Because I like my money and my soul

>>1878571

Because if I were to abandon my faith, I would want to do it for something better than recycled gnostic myth dressed up in sci-fi lingo.

Am I the only one who always think of minecraft whenever I see that picture no matter what`?

scientology is the one true religion desu

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