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Jack Chick has died

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Let's have a Chick thread.

>This man believed that the Catholic Church worked with Satan, the Illuminati, invented Islam, put the Communists in power in Russia because they were butthurt about the Great Schism, were behind the Holocaust, and had a database of every Protestant in the world in the Vatican basement
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kek my dad is Catholic but read those all the time (idk why)
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So will he go to heaven or hell?
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>>1871069
He will be the first man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, or all those who died before him were not up to his standard.
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>>1871038

Genuine question about his worldview:

He believes that the Catholic Church actively worked to suppress the path to Jesus owing to their forbidding to let other people read the Bible.

But if those people in say 1000AD Europe couldn't access the Bible, how could they possibly be judged for not having been on the true path. In which case, why would the Devil cover up the Bible if just as many people believed the closest possible thing?
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>>1871091
Catholics were not the closest possible thing for him, they were actively controlled by Satan to repress the truth
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>>1871038
I do think he was anti-soros, and also gave scant regard to political correctness, so he was not all bad
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>>1871114

So does literally everyone in the Medieval era go to Hell then?
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>>1871120
Anyone who does not know Jesus by having the Holy Spirit of the Living God in you. If not, you are spiritual dead and hell-bound.
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>>1871120
All according to the Catholic plan.
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>>1871038

I rejoice for his triumphant arrival home, and celebrate with heaven that this man's mission was so fruitful for the Kingdom of God.
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>>1871136

>God will condemn millions of people to Hell when they have absolutely no means of saving themselves

Sounds like a pretty shit God desu
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>>1871091

Now you know why few find the narrow path, and most people end up in hell.

Have no fear. The Holy Spirit was working outside the Catholic church, and has been since Pentecost.

No man is without his witness.
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>>1871163
Billions.

And you made God your enemy.

Smart.
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>>1871169
>>1871174

I never quite know if this guy is a troll or not.
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How am I supposed to know what God hates without Jack Chick to tell me?
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>>1871187

That's something you're going to have to come to terms with, sooner or later. As in, "holy shit, that guy was right all along".
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>>1871188

You could search the bible for "God" and "hate" +2 pretty easily.
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>>1871193

>Swearing

You're letting the mask slip.
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>>1871200

I see among other things you have no concept of Christian liberty, nor any understanding of Paul's "be all things to all people, so that you might save some."

That's okay. Ignorance is curable.
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>>1871188
People forget that it's the Holy Spirit who guides us to all truth, not mans interpretation.
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>>1871163
God doesn't care how you think he sounds.
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>Jack Chick has died
Fuck OP, now I'm sad.
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>>1871224

Don't be sad. I have a feeling that at 92, he was ready to go home. And just like Charles Schultz who died when his last Peanuts was published, when God calls you home, you go. Joyfully.

By now Jesus has already told him "Well done, my good and faithful servant."
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>>1871116
I kek'd heartily.
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>>1871038
Did the Islamopapists finally get him? Or was it the D&D Satanists?
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>>1871204
>be all things to all people, so that you might save some
will you be my lover?
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>>1871038
;_;7
RIP in peace, fucker.
Thanks for publicizing Johnny Todd you cunt.
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Is it true what Chick said about the Pope and the Catholic church founding Islam to oppress non-Catholic Christians in the middle east?
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>>1871454

>Is it true that the Catholic Church invented another religion that obliterated their political influence as part of a wild gambit to take Jerusalem when they could have just fucking asked some King to invade the city?
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>>1871454

Given that is was mainly Catholics fighting against Muslims while Protestants allied with them probably not.
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>>1871409
I think you may not understand Paul very well.

No.
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>>1871454
Think about it. Where in the bible would an Arab get the idea to worship Mary?
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>>1871474
You tickle my prostate just right and I'll accept the Holy Spirit into my heart and speak in tongues
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>>1871454
Obviously. Nothing else would make sense.
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>>1871454
duh

is this bait
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>>1871475
probably from the christian communities which all venerated Mary. that doesn't mean a direct connection to the Catholic Church. It doesn't even require contact with Christian Orthodoxy, even a Nestorian would do
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>>1871169
Dude

Your deity is fictional and there isn't any hereafter to go to once you die.
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>>1871487
Is that why the current pope washes the feet of Islamic immigrants into Europe?
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And then, ten minutes later, they cheerfully tell the tiny, teddy-bear-clutching Lisa that they’ve got wonderful news. “Your daddy and I will never hurt you again,” Linda says. “We love you, and Jesus does too.”

And so our story ends with poor Lisa suffering from herpes and the emotional scars of having been raped and abused by her parents (and a neighbor, who never gets mentioned again). But it’s a happy ending, because Henry and Linda have become Christians after seeing the error of their ways.

So the moral of our story is that pornography is bad. Oh, and apparently it’s okay to rape and abuse children as long as you ask Jesus into your heart when you’re done.
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>>1871469
>>1871509
It was all for show
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>>1871514
>NOBODY ELSE CAN HELP YOU.
>WHAT YOU MUST DO:
>IF YOU REALLY MADE JESUS YOUR LORD (KING), THEN ACT LIKE IT!

Is it just me, or does this straightforward cult-like behavior?
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>>1871521

There is no difference between a cult and religion except their perception by the public.
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>>1871454
No, that was the moon god's fault.
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>>1871524
Technically speaking the definition of a cult is strictly related to number of adherents and not behavior.

But yeah, Chick's fucked in the head.
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>>1871495
Yes, any non-Christian source would do.
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>>1871508

I hope you realize how wrong you are before you have to realize how wrong you are.

Every knee will bend.
Every tongue confess.
That Jesus Christ is Lord.

That includes you.
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>>1871521

It's the truth.

Cults are based off of the truth. Protip: cults are exclusive, whereas Jesus will save any who believe. And cult members will usually be having sex with children, whereas Jesus died a virgin.
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>>1871542
The point being that every single early Christian sect venerated Mary circa 300-600 ad. You will not find a single Christian or psuedo-Christian writer of the time condemning this

The Christians who rejected this only exist in your head.
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>>1871550
>implying the armies of the Opposer won't kick the shit out of the armies of the Lord at Megiddo before we cast Yeshuah out of the golden cube of New Jerusalem and into the Lake of Fire
Don't worry, though, unlike the vindictive Lamb the Light-Bearer will give EVERY SOUL access to the Tree of Life and the Waters of Immortality, so it won't be any different for you.
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>>1871550

>Be Yahweh
>Be so absolutely retarded that you make your own worst enemy and let him permanently fuck up your Creation
>God now has to deal with an eternity of screaming people on his conscience if he isn't a complete psycho, or he is, in which case the Devil is a better bet

I'm sure the idea of billions of people weeping in terror before they are mercilessly tortured, being forced to utter their tormentor's praise turns you on as a good Christian, but in any other context, any rational person would find that too much. Not even North Korea advertises their torture.
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>>1871556
> Protip: cults are exclusive, whereas Jesus will save any who believe

Saving a subset who agree with your doctrine is the definition of exclusive
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>>1871550
You're sure going to show atheist on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, with your pantsu on head reatarded third great awakening American "christianity".
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>>1871566

You rely on the writings of proto-Catholics to show what Christianity was doing.

Huge mistake.
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>>1871567
Gonna be strange for you when you realize this ain't a game.
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>>1871568
>permanently

No.
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>>1871569

The truth is the truth. Were I you, I'd develop a hunger for the truth.
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>>1871576

I am satisfied that the word of the Lord does not return void.

When I fish, I go to where the fish are.
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>>1871537
Why does this new age healer look like Buck Rogers crossed with Tingle? Is this referencing someone real?
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>>1871600
I don't think this is a game at all.
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>>1871609
>Buck Rogers crossed with Tingle
Dunno, probably some kind of sublimated sexual thing.
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>>1871610

Then I suggest you stop pretending you're winning.
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>>1871601

Under the Evangelical Worldview, God didn't want to have a hell or anything else until Satan ruined everything in the garden, starting the madcap Rescue Operation that was Jesus which even then will still fail by a mile (if they were my kids, I wouldn't stop until every single soul on earth was saved).

So unless you're saying God always intended there to be a hell, and for the Fall to happen (Which would make him the most disgusting, evil creature imaginable) then this is clearly a plan that has gone seriously off the rails.
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>>1871623
Mate, we've been winning longer than we've been losing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcTVVUFnKQ
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>>1871624
According to the proper evangelical worldview, Jesus made hell to contain satan and his rebellious angels before mankind was created.

There is no Plan B.

God sees the end from the beginning, and knows the hairs on your head. He coded them. This is all Plan A. Jesus agreed to die before the world was created, and the Father agreed to forgive us if he did.
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>>1871637

No.

You've already lost. You lost at the empty tomb. Your victory turned to ash in your mouth.

He is risen.
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>>1871624
>Satan ruined everything in the garden
From what I recall it wasn't the Serpent who whiplashed Man from the gates of earthly paradise and put up cherubs to block the way back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v88dOpDa8yo
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>>1871647

>According to the proper evangelical worldview, Jesus made hell to contain satan and his rebellious angels before mankind was created.

>There is no Plan B.

Here's a crazy idea: Don't make Satan.

Or at the very least, make Satan in a way that doesn't make him evil. Or at the very least, make mankind resistant to Satan. Or at the very least, tell Satan he's not allowed to do anything, since that's all it takes in the Book of Job. Either God made Satan evil, which makes him culpable for all humans who are condemned, or he cannot control Satan, in which case he is not God.

Wow, I came up with a better idea than God.
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>>1871654

So, your plan is to be spiritually dead, but live forever and thus beyond any redemption, living on this rock, and then floating in space when this universe dies of heat death.

Great plan.
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>>1871652
>Your victory turned to ash in your mouth.
Meggido has to come to pass so we'll see what tune you're whistling as we face off across the valley amid the choking smoke of Jerusalem burning.
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>>1871661

He didn't make satan.

He made a beautiful powerful angel and put him in charge of all of the other angels. He was good, adorned royally, bejeweled and equipped to God's standards of good.

He became prideful and wanted to be worshiped like God, and in that instant his rebellion failed, and he lost his estate.

The devil made himself the devil, the adversary, the father of lies. He wasn't created that way.
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>>1871667

Assembling the armies of the earth at Meggido will take a long time, yes.

Defeating them will not.
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>>1871665
>spiritually dead
Hey, mate, I have a Gospel, it's just red and green.

>but live forever
Hardly.

>thus beyond any redemption
Who says I need redeemed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAuQ8uoVAE0
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>>1871669
>He became prideful and wanted to be worshiped like God, and in that instant his rebellion failed, and he lost his estate.
Maybe YHVH shouldn't have given Az'ra Melek Lumiel a Burning Will equal in mangetout to his own.
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>>1871669

John 8:44

>"You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."

>"HE WAS A MURDERER FROM THE BEGINNING"

>(You)

And why did God allow Satan to turn bad? Why couldn't God set up the conditions so that Satan wouldn't rebel? Why couldn't God not create Satan if he knew he was going to rebel? God can see into the future, so he would have known that Satan turned bad, and he went ahead anyway.

Did God's perfect angel "malfunction?" God sounds like an idiot from what you're telling me.
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>>1871680

There are many gospels; you are following satan's right now. "Use your knowledge of good and evil, and be like God."

Jesus debunked that 2000 years ago.

You will live forever in one of two eternal destinations, of your choice.

Did you not know that had Adam and Eve fallen, and then eaten of the tree of life, they would be alive today?

And irredeemable?

The Holy Spirit of God says you need to be redeemed; the price is paid, and he's just waiting for your consent. Your consent looks like Romans 10:9-10.
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>>1871692

Maybe you should play the hand you're dealt, and not wish you had a better hand.
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>>1871694

God gave angels the same free will moral agency he gave us.

Only with us, he had a plan of redemption. Not so for the fallen angels. They're doomed, and they know it.
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>>1871706
>And Semyaza spoke unto Qayin:

"Blessed is the ground for thy sake. In wisdom and in cunning thou shalt eat of it all the days of thy life. Both fruits and medicines it shall yeild for thee. And you shalt eat of the herb of the field. And in the joy of thy face shalt thou eat bread. Until thou art married unto the ground, since from it thou art taken, for Love thou art, and to Love shalt thou return."

Brother, let us go into the field.
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>>1871116
edgy
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>>1871711
no he absolutely did not by literally every single theological doctrine you care to discuss including your own.

of course you're mindlessly trolling, so this post is meant for you, it's meant for others reading.
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>>1871714

People have been plagiarizing the bible for a long time, yes. I don't want to be where they are now, and I suggest you reconsider.
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>>1871721

The only people who think angels have no free will are muslims.

Because if angels have free will in islam, then Jibrail could have been lying to Mohammad.

Which he was, being satan and all.
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>>1871711

It's impressive how quickly you stack bullshit on top of bullshit.

1) God can convince Saul in seconds to come to his side, but he can't convince Satan despite apparently making him personally. The notion that Free Will is sacrosanct apparently didn't stop him from "Hardening Pharaoh's Heart: either"

2) Nice dodging of the Bible quote

3) This still makes God entirely culpable for the Fall seeing as how the angels serve no obvious purpose in the Creation model assuming a human-centric view. He either was too weak to stop it happening, and he's guily of cosmic manslaugher, or it was intentional, and it was genocide

4) Why would the Angels have launched a suicide mission against God when any of them would have known it would be impossible?

5) Why can't God just show up tomorrow, say that he's God, and leave absolutely no doubt as to his existence? Saul wouldn't have converted if he didn't see God, so why are we being left in the cold?

I could go on, but from the sheer extent you're dodging questions, I'll stop.
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>>1871726
You can pray for me and I'll dance skyclad for you around my Baetylus in a clearing dense woodland.
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>>1871721

Isaiah 14

For you have said in your heart:
‘I will ascend into heaven,
I will exalt my throne above the stars of God;
I will also sit on the mount of the congregation
On the farthest sides of the north;
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds,
I will be like the Most High.’
Yet you shall be brought down to Sheol,
To the lowest depths of the Pit.

Does that sound like satan didn't have free will to you?
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>>1871731
Saul was blinded, thrown from his horse, a brilliant light was about him, and a thunderous voice came from heaven saying "Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?"

Saul is a human being, and God has a plan of salvation for human beings. satan is an angel of light and has no such gift available to him. He made his choice; he rebelled against God. You were born in his rebellion. I suggest you defect.
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>>1871731
>Nice dodging of the Bible quote

I didn't dodge anything. When the serpent (the devil) deceived Eve, and Adam sinned, satan at that moment:

1. Lied to them by saying they would not die, but be like God;
2. Stole the world out from under Adam; and
3. Murdered both of them, who were created eternal.

He is a liar, and a thief, and a murderer, from the beginning of history. Not from the beginning of God's creation of the angels, which happened before our history began.
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>>1871731

God is not responsible for the sins of men and angels, only for his own acts.

God did not sin. God remains God (sin means missing the mark, as in trying to be like God but failing).

And yet, God took upon himself the punishment he set up under his laws, and paid that punishment for all of humanity after we rebelled against him.

It's your fault for not taking the gift offered to you. Not his. He did his part, but he will not violate the sanctity and sovereignty of your own free will. You have to choose.
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>>1871731

Why 1/3 of the angels thought it was a good idea to stage a coup where they were outnumbered 2 to 1, Michael was on the other side, and God was completely not dealt with can only be explained by foolish pride.

The same foolish pride humanity displays when in that very same foolish rebellion.
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>>1871747
>I suggest you defect.
And miss out on an Infernal Peerage in death for a lifetime of loyal and devoted service?
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>>1871747

I suggest one of the following, depending on which is the case:

1) (Assuming you're a troll) You're very talented, and should think of doing something else.

2) (Assuming you're serious) Rub the two brain cells you have left together, stop looking at gay porn, and finish school. Not High School, I mean Kindergarden.
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>>1871731
When God does exactly what you say, which we call the Second Coming, it will be at the end of a 7 year period of time where 5+ billion people die, where the oceans are dead, the sun is dark, and mankind has no hope of survival without him. I suggest not playing the odds that you would see such an event.

And yet, even when God does show himself, and does live on the earth where he can be seen and heard and touched and obeyed, after a thousand years of peaceful rule over the earth, the devil will find a horde of people to amass into an army to attack him yet again.

Mankind is completely and utterly depraved.
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>>1871735

I too am content to let the chips fall where they may.
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>>1871759

>MUH FREE WILL

Didn't stop him violating Pharoah's did it?

I will worship God tomorrow if he shows himself, but guess what, he won't, because he doesn't fucking exist, much like your third brain cell.
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>>1871764

>Why 1/3 of the angels thought it was a good idea to stage a coup where they were outnumbered 2 to 1, Michael was on the other side, and God was completely not dealt with can only be explained by foolish pride.

Or really shitty writing.
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I can't wait to see the look on his face when he finds out the Mormons were right
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>>1871772

>I suggest not playing the odds that you would see such an event.

Considering that Jesus said he would return within the Lifetime of the Apostles, I'm not holding out much hope.
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>>1871767

You will miss out on nothing.
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>>1871768

Of what use is being the most intelligent person in a lake of fire?
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>>1871759

>God is not responsible for the sins of men and angels, only for his own acts.

Yup, just like real life! If you have full knowledge a terrorist attack is about to happen, have the full means to stop it with absolutely no risk to yourself and do it anyway, and don't stop it, the police just obviously shrug it off, right?
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>>1871777

Hard to argue with trip 7's re God, but here goes.

Pharoah hardened his own heart 7 times. Completely hardened.

God gave him the power to stick to it.
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>>1871793

Of what use is worshipping a fictional being?
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>>1871787

That's not what he said; you're conflating two prophecies.

1. Someone hearing him would see him come in his glory; and

2. The people who see the beginning of sorrows, that same generation will see the second coming.

The first is John. He saw Jesus descend in his glory, and wrote about it in the Revelation before he died. If you had read the passage, you would see that John quickly picked up the reputation for not being able to be killed.

The second is your generation.
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>>1871800

>This word butchering

>God influences Pharoh's decision making in a way that makes him do something he otherwise would not have done were it not for God
>This is somehow not a violation of free-will

If you're going to say that outside factors were nullifying it, then the term "free-will" is meaningless.
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>>1871814
>The second is your generation.
Nigga it's "this generation" every fuckin' generation.
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had never even heard of him

>ywn be american
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>>1871661
>Wow, I came up with a better idea than God.
Are you so arrogant to believe you know better than God?
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>>1871814

> “Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets, but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son…” (Hebrews 1:1-2)

So the Bible says the Last Days were in the First Century

>“Then they will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory. And then He will send forth the angels, and will gather together His elect from the four winds, from the farthest end of the earth to the farthest end of heaven. Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near. Even so, you too, when you see these things happening, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place…“ (Mark 13:26-30)

So yes, Jesus falsely predicted he would return in the clouds.
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>>1871797

You and the terrorists are on the same side in this war.

Do you really want God to deal with you that swiftly?
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>>1871694
Because there can be no will without choice, and some chose, "Fuck you, Dad."
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>>1871801

Absolutely none. I wouldn't recommend it at all.
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>>1871827

Maybe the real God is smarter, if there is one, but I'm vastly smarter, nicer, and all around better than the fictional Jehovah/Yahweh, as is virtually everyone on Earth.
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>>1871827
I mean, at least just as good.
The fruits of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil made us alike unto God in terms of reasoning faculties.
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>>1871817

The Pharoah made up his own mind and hardened his heart against the Hebrews, and would not let them go.

God made sure that stuck when his country was rained on by frogs.

Repeat 6 more times.

You are not the Pharoah (who called himself a god). You are not a ruler over men. You have not taken authority from God to be a ruler.

The minute you do that, you place your heart in God's hand, and God can move your heart like moving a river.

Unless and until you become some sort of king or president, I wouldn't worry about the pharaoh, but about yourself.
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>>1871820

Not until Israel was established in 1948 was anyone saying "this generation" following the bible, specifically Ezekiel 37-39.
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>>1871840

Odd, the terrorists are religious fanatics who murder people who disagree with their religion, a bit like the Old Testament Genocide-bowl. The only difference being which God the slaughterers praise.

>>1871841

>and some chose, "Fuck you, Dad."

If I said that to my dad, he wouldn't tie me up in the basement and torture me until I wanted to die. And I don't say that to my dad, because he was always there for me, while Yahweh let's billions starve to death and shrugs despite having the ability to stop it with a click of his fingers.
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>>1871834
Yes. The last days started at Pentecost, 32 AD, and run through, and past, today.

It's also called the age of the church, the age of the gentiles, etc.

You're confusing last days with end times.
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>>1871834
>So yes, Jesus falsely predicted he would return in the clouds.

Jesus did nothing falsely.

Revelation 14:14
Then I looked, and behold, a white cloud, and on the cloud sat One like the Son of Man, having on His head a golden crown, and in His hand a sharp sickle.
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>>1871858

>The Pharoah made up his own mind and hardened his heart against the Hebrews, and would not let them go.

>God made sure that stuck when his country was rained on by frogs.

Allow me to speak in a language that may break through to retards such as yourself.

If God is ensuring an action is taking place regarding Pharoh's will, then he is by definition affecting it OTHERWISE HE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

Jesus Fucking Christ how dense are you?
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>>1871867

Yes, the people being judged and condemned are the same people as are currently terrorists.

Right now, Babylon is fighting with Medeo-Persia over Assyria for the city of Ninevah.
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>>1871890

Yes, as I said, if you usurp God's authority to rule over God's creation, God can move your heart like a river.

All authority is from God.

The pharoah used his authority to defy God, and God gave him the strength of his convictions, 7 times, in order to do so.

God did what he did to show the world that there is a living God in Israel then, and God will do what God will do to show the world there is a living God in Israel soon.

Your misplaced sympathy for the free will of the pharoah is kind of silly.
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>>1871869

No it fucking doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_days_(disambiguation)

Where's any article that says what you're saying?

>>1871882

>Jesus did nothing falsely.

So the prophecy was fulfilled because he made the prophecy again?

Sorry that your idle threats don't worry me:

>“…the coming of the Lord is near. …the Judge is standing right at the door.” (James 5:8, 9)

Same shit said for 2000 years.
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>>1871864
I don't see a third temple.
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>>1871911
>God is happy to violate free will when it suits his ego
>but he will never violate free wills in ways that will help them get to heaven
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>>1871911

>God did what he did to show the world that there is a living God in Israel then, and God will do what God will do to show the world there is a living God in Israel soon.

Here's a shocking idea!

Click your fucking fingers AND TELL THE WORLD WHO YOU ARE

No retarded "signs" or parables just a straight one on one with every person on earth.

And yet, it doesn't happen. Just like you pathetically worm your way out of the "Sacred free will" argument you hide everything behind symbols WHEN THERE IS NO NEED TO DO SO
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>>1871920

1. Bible > wiki, and you already quoted the verse from Hebrews. Here's Acts 2

But this is what was spoken by the prophet Joel:

17 ‘And it shall come to pass in the last days, says God,
That I will pour out of My Spirit on all flesh;
Your sons and your daughters shall prophesy,
Your young men shall see visions,
Your old men shall dream dreams.

That happened the Day of Pentecost, 32 AD. The last days.

No, the prophecy is yet to be fulfilled because it is not ripe, nor is your understanding of prophecy anything to boast about. The things of God aren't for everyone. Here's your verse:

2 Peter 3
knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, 4 and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.” 5 For this they willfully forget: that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of water and in the water, 6 by which the world that then existed perished, being flooded with water.

You deny the Creation of the earth @6000 years ago; and you deny the Flood @4600 years ago.

Just like the bible says, scoffer.
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>>1871929

It's ready to go up, down to the last detail, down to the $100,000,000 solid gold menorah, down to the priests being trained, down to the cups and bowls used.

Temple Institute (and others) will erect it once the national will of Israel is strong, which is after the rapture, and after the Ezekiel 38 war, and just prior to the recommencement of animal sacrifices.

And 42 months before the antichrist is revealed.
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>>1871937

If you take authority from God, you are acting under God's authority. And yes, God's authority is superior to yours.

You're like a buck private saying that a 4 star general can't boss you around.
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>>1871945

He'll do that. Have some patience. And stay alive. And don't take the mark of the beast. And don't believe the great delusion.
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>>1871038
The world will never be the same without a man like him
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>>1871817
God read Pharoah the riot act, and this pissed Pharoah off. God will never not read people the Riot Act, and some people (you/Pharoah) are arrogant cunts who always have to learn things the hard way.
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>>1871969
>after the rapture
Y'know, at least I can admit I'm a heretic.
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>>1871975
So why don't we all just take a little authority? That way, God can violate our free will, but this time do it in a positive way instead of a negative way. So now everyone can be reunited with him.
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>>1871992
Thank you. Another who doesn't believe in this rapture nonsense.
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>>1871550

At this point I just feel vaguely apathetic to imbecilic cretins such as yourself. I used to get upset or saddened to see someone so heavily brainwashed, but really all I feel when I read your delusional bullshit is boredom. Yes, yes, the mystical superjew is totally going to get me when I die uh huh. Don't you ever get bored of this dumb shit? Don't you have any hobbies or interests aside from preaching to people who laugh at you and know that you are one step above the timecube guy in terms of mental clarity and stabilty?
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>>1872002
Watch yourself, I'm the guy championing Lucifer over here.
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>>1871669
Interesting. Can you tell me where in the Bible it says all of this? Oh of course, it's the first book before Genesis, Paradise Lost.
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>>1871992
>>1872002

1 Corinthians 15
Behold, I tell you a mystery: We shall not all sleep (die), but we shall all be changed— in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

1 Thessalonians 4
For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep. For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord. Therefore comfort one another with these words.

Paul, the greatest apostle to the gentiles, taught the rapture to both the church at Corinth and the church at Thessalonica.
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>>1871994

If God wanted automatons, God would have made automatons.

When God moves rulers, it's not usually for their good.
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>>1872017
No, this is it. Preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ to the poor at the uttermost ends of the earth.
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>>1872046

Sure.

Ezekiel 28

“You were the seal of perfection,
Full of wisdom and perfect in beauty.
You were in Eden, the garden of God;
Every precious stone was your covering:
The sardius, topaz, and diamond,
Beryl, onyx, and jasper,
Sapphire, turquoise, and emerald with gold.
The workmanship of your timbrels and pipes
Was prepared for you on the day you were created.
“You were the anointed cherub who covers;
I established you;
You were on the holy mountain of God;
You walked back and forth in the midst of fiery stones.
You were perfect in your ways from the day you were created,
Till iniquity was found in you.
“By the abundance of your trading
You became filled with violence within,
And you sinned;
Therefore I cast you as a profane thing
Out of the mountain of God;
And I destroyed you, O covering cherub,
From the midst of the fiery stones.
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>>1872066
>If God wanted automatons, God would have made automatons.
He did make automatons, until someone else fucked it up. But he still wants automatons, because acting otherwise is grounds for eternal torture. (In the same way that not giving your wallet to a robber is grounds for him murdering you, since it was your own free decision to not do as he asks and you must suffer the consequences.)
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>>1872060
Yeah, the dead shall be raised at the last trumpet. But in Apocalypse the final trumpet refers to the raising of dead for judgement, and the other trumpets have already heralded Woe.

Read your Bible, mate.
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>>1872084
The Bible sure can be confusing when one moment it's talking about the King of Tyre and then the next it goes on a rant about Satan without even mentioning his name. No wonder we need theologians and priests to interpret it for us.
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>>1872096
Are you just roleplaying or are you actually some kind of Luciferian? A Thelamist?
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>>1872142
>Thelamist
Thelemite, to be precise.

In the Holy Name of our Scarlet Lady of the Apocalypse, Saint of Harlotry, and the Beast on which She rides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1GBrr7nB3U
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>>1872167
You seriously believe it and not just roleplaying? Why are you here and not on /x/?
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>>1872096
I-if I follow Lucifer will she fug me?
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>>1872174
>he doesn't want to be drunken by the wine of Her fornication and the blood of the Saints that She hath slain

1) I'm paying my respects to that fat fuck Jack Chick.
2) Board for religion and anthropology.
3) I've been doing the usual library update in another thread with my archive of esoteric source scriptures through history and academic (anthropological and philosophical) elaborations thereon.
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>>1872193
>93
>Thelema = Will = 93 =Agape = Love =93
The Scarlet Woman rejects none who accept Her mark upon their graves in the City of Pyramids under the NOX of Pan.
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>>1872223
That's cool and all but what do I have to do to have sex with her?
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>>1871773
Damn won't even pray for someone you think is a sinner. That's shitty of you dude. He's praying for you.
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>>1872231
Get a leg up on your ritual competence then find a working partner for sexualized Enochian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EciqLH81260
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>>1872239
>He's praying for you.
I wouldn't exactly call what I'm up to "prayer".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EciqLH81260

>>1872253
>>1872231
Jack Parsons touches on this...if you can catch where and how and how terribly he fucked up the first time through, which takes a keen eye.
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>>1872253
>working partner
What ritual do I perform to get one of those?
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>>1871038
Praise kek, his art was shit and he was pants on h retarded.
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>>1872283
The arcane protocol of 'find a well educated and competent ritualist of the opposite sex and ask them over for Star Sapphire and chill'.
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>>1872281
Yeah, well my point is a "good Christian" would offer prayers for you and everyone else for that matter, not refuse you for what you believe, or maybe I don't get "Christians".
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>>1872319
The "opposite sex" part was already impossible and you had to go and make it even more so by adding "well educated," "competent" and "ritualist"
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>>1872338
Same sex is fine too, but I don't wanna make assumptions and generally speaking the homosexual protocols of magick tend to be viewed as volatile. For any other biological or psycho-social configuration you'll need to experiment and gauge who fits which stations better at which acts, but at a certain point it's all kunalini manipulation anyhow.

If you're having a hard time finding a gf it's going to be even harder to find The Supernal Gf.
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>>1871038
>Jack Chick has died
Good freaking riddance, the world became a little bit better with one less of his ilk.
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>>1871038
NO, NOT JACK CHICK! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE!
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>>1872370
There's always another to take their place.

Their name is many for they are Legion.
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>>1872367
>If you're having a hard time finding a gf it's going to be even harder to find The Supernal Gf.
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>>1871038
The only thing that makes me sad about his death is that he gets neither vindicated nor rebuked after his death, cuz nothing happens. He just got to die happy, believing that his hateful bullshit was getting him sent to heaven.
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>>1871038
Oh god I remember this comic. The guy's name was something like Lew Siffer (spoilers: he's the devil!) and he said that the Beatles etc. all worked for him.
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>>1872382
top kek.
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>>1871038
La salsa, por favor muchacho?
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