History Memes

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>>186939
1/2

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>>186954
2/2
This one needs a good filename.

>>186968
Germany tries to relax?

>>187195
I really really really like this image

Pls don't become a meme board.

>>187783
>when your teacher thinks you're studying but you actually enslaving yugoslavian people under bolshevik rule

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I'll just leave this here...

>>186939

>religions are a mind virus - they mutate into new strains and spread by leaping from the mouths of carriers to the ears of new hosts. they rewire the minds and behaviour of carriers in the same way some fungi and parasites do

its just a meme... r-right?

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>>187783
>liberating

>>188108
>>187783
kek I love these

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>>186939

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>>186939

>>187706
I do too and I'm part-Persian and the irony of the Mullahs being in it is not lost on me.

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>>188291

>>188971
>william the conqueror
>french
Norman culture was nothing like French
Normans were basically nothing more than a bunch of faggy vikings with French names

>>188969
That don't look like Rome though.

>>189059
young turks pls go, admit it was genocide

>>189085
Armis do revolt thou, they got what they asked for, WW1 was not a joke senpai

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>>188853

>still not understanding that financial panics are orchestrated to benefit those who are privy to their onset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoNd3DblhMc

Link above is Money Masters, an acclaimed documentary from 1996 about the history of central banking in the Western world since the Napoleonic Wars. Everyone on this board needs to watch this

>>189085
what does the youtube channel have to do with it?

>>189129
the fat host guy denies it ever happened, and he named his show after the revolutionary group that too power

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>>189157
>thinking ancient Ægyptians were slave laborers just because they were black

nice bait

can we please not shit this board up too? We already have enough b-tier boards chock-full of inane hogwash

>>188969
>Ottomans
>greatest empire

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>>188971

>>189231
>not "uniting the german peoples under one flag"
Try again senpai

>>189251
But that's Wilhelm I not Bismarck.

>>189248
/r/ this with the Mauryans and a Macedonian solider

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>>189248
Alternative version.

>>189276
Dunno how to do that, sorry mate.

>>189269
>the file name says otto
Nice.

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>>189248

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>>188969

suleiman pls.

>>189462
I have a terrible time recognising statues, who is that?

>>189670
I think its antiochus

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>>189765
That would make sense actually.

Rate good meme pages:
Rough Roman Memes
>Posts once/twice a day. Usually fresh references from barbarians to Carthage to the greeks. Enjoyable
Tough Templar Memes
>A few days between posts. Mostly about Saracens, but DEUS VULT
Earl of Grey
>Posts often, posts some history memes, but good number of /pol/, so lots spam of shit
Voluptuous Venetian Memes
>Recently making content, can't make judgment
Prestigious Prussian Memes
>One post a day; MUST UNITE THE GERMANIC PEOPLES UNDER ONE BANNER
Outrageous Ottoman Memes
>Last post: October 26th; not that fresh
Ubiquitous USSR Memes
>Decent amount of socialist propaganda every few days.
Condescending Capitalist Memes
>Stunted growth in the private sector has reduced production of memes here
Belligerent British Empire Memes
>Rather English
Germanic German Empire Memes
>No posts; go for Prussia
Just History Things
>Well written & sourced discussion topics for further learning; do enjoy.
Cunning Carolean Memes
>Decent amount of posts, anti-SWEDEN YES
Scoundrelly Scottish Memes
>Last Post: April 21st
Righteous Russian Empire Memes
>First post since September 24th; under further review
Violent Viking Memes
>Plunders some decent booty every few days
Crafty Conquistador Memes
>Last post: June 26th
Greasy Greek memes
>Currently paying debt, recent resurgence
Machiavellian Medieval Memes
>Last post mid-October, not funny.

>>189949
Duchy of Burgundyball
Good guy, makes most kinds of memes that show up in these threads (trebuchets, silly medieval artwork, and DEUS VULT)

>>187798
>market socialism
>bolshevik
>>>/gulag/

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>Mongols

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I AM THE SENATE

CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

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>>190109

>>189220
the eygyptians enslaved the jews dumbass

>>189139
Cerk actually denies the Armenian genocide happened?

Fucking ballsy as fuck

>>190706
Egyptians never enslaved the Jews

>>190796
>Fucking ballsy
There's a very fine line between stupidity and bravery.

>>190800
they did, they just weren't really slaves by any modern definition or connotation and were more like hired contract laborers.

>>190809
When I say Ballsy, he's ballsy to say that when it's fucking stupid to say that when he runs a very liberal fucking news
>>190812
>contract laborers

Then they weren't slaves, now where they?

>>189949
>no Spicy Saddam Memes

>>190818
>they just weren't really slaves by any modern definition or connotation

So you got to the last part but didn't read that? Son, that's mighty ballsy of you to be calling that fat YT guy stupid.

>>190835
What is the definition of slave in Ancient Egyptian.

If we're tossing the definition of slave out the window.

And I am very ballsy to call Cerk a fat fuck.

>>187026
utter shit

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>>193565

>>190798

High kek

>>190109

No you aren't, John Green is just a spastic.

>>190818

I'm pretty sure he acknowledged the genocide recently. He actively denied it a long time ago.

he could just be pretending though of course.

>>186954
What thread was this?

>>187195
>>/pol/

>>186968
Was in that thread, many laughs to be had.
[spoiler]It only happened 4 days ago and it's already treated as a quintessential /his/ meme[/spoiler]

>>188851
MyNigga.png

>Gaul

Obsessed.

>>193565
Holy shit, was this today by any chance?

I go with relationship what are you a nerd rofl

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>>195816
Eternal Anglo or K*rd detected

>>195987
Keep this anglo shitposting shit out of here please

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>>195987
>nazis get rekt
>everybody agrees they were fucking scum and evil
>some bitch-ass neckbeard cries about it 70 years later

Gonna post based anglos.

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>>196001
>>196048
butthurt Anglo shill detected

>>189500
you should have had KuK flat on it's back dead with 10+ splinter states bursting out of it's stomach. After Russia, they were the biggest loser of WWI

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>>196072
Still butthurt. Keep posting tho.

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>>196091
Pic related describes the last 200 years of history

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>>196095

>>196095
Guy on the left looks like a buff version of Morrissey.

>>189108
oh yay! another "documentary".

>That is one magnificent dog

>>190706
There were no jews in Bronze Age Egypt.

>>189765
>>189842
Shame since he did actually achieve a decent amount of success in his life

>>188851
beautiful

>>197833
I'm not Enrique Cardova and I was 9 years old when he made his first amazon review.

>>197851
Will you fuck off already Enrique Cardova?

>>197866
Where the fuck where you last night when he was spamming endless "proofs" of black egyptians.

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>>197866
The only minimum of accuracy required for the depiction of a pharaoh was the face. The body parts are literally unimportant.

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>>197878
Yeah, no.
pic related

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>>197903
Go away.
Enrique Cardova

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>>197886
>not showing my full post
Pathetic, pic related

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>>197922
Go away, Enrique Cardova

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>>197894
>>197919
What about DNA?

www.dnatribes.com/dnatribes-digest-2012-01-01.pdf

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>>197933
How about you show what the average mummies actually look like?

There is no proof whatsoever that Maiherpri (third man on the right) was ‘Nubian'. Nothing in his tomb inscriptions or in any documents referring to him state he was Nhsi (Nubian). The only reason why he is presumed to be Nubian is because of his very dark ebony-like complexion which is darker than the typical mahogany or chocolate brown complexion of Egyptians.

Nubians always being some sort of servant class is a myth. The truth is Nubian peoples have played far more significant roles in Egyptian society and there is NO conclusive proof that Maiherpri was Nubian. Maiherpri's occupation and role is made very clear in his tomb inscriptions and official documents. His second title is ''Royal Fan-Bearer of the Right Hand Side''. Now for those of you unfamiliar with this title, he was not just some simple fan bearer whose job was to only fan the pharaoh all day. ''Of the Right Hand Side’’ indicates he was literally the pharaoh's right hand man with the pharaoh in this case being Thutmose IV. This position meant that not only was he a personal advisor to the king, but that he also was a federal administrator to the nation. His position would have been not so different from the U.S. Secretary of State today.

>>190812
>They were slaves
>Except they were actually hired labourers
What the fuck man?

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>>197933
>>197955
As all fan-bearers he was also a body-guard of the king, but his first and foremost title was ''Child of the Royal Nursery'', meaning he was a PRINCE of the pharaoh's household. Either he was a child of the pharoah by a minor wife or concubine, or he was adopted. It is not known which, but many presume the latter being from Nubia again only because of his appearance. Either way, as a prince he was brought up in the house of pharaoh likely Thutmose III, since he was a schoolmate of Thutmose III's son Amenhotep II. When Amenhotep II was succeeded by his son, Thutmose IV was when Maiherpri became ''Royal Fan-Bearer of the Right Hand Side''. Whether he was of Nubian ancestry or not, it is clear he was an Egyptian prince and it couldn't be obvious enough since the man was buried in THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS! It is a basic fact that only Egyptian royals were buried in the Valley of the Kings! All royal cemetaries were considered sacred grounds, especially the Kings' Valley and neither non-royals or foreigners were allowed to be interred there! Which is why the very idea that not only was Maiherpri a non-Egyptian foreigner but a non-royal servant is ludicrous.

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>>197941
See
>>197894
Go away, Enrique Cardova

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>>197941
Literally the worst pharaoh you could pick to say Egyptian artwork wasn't stylized

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>>197963
>muh white Nofret

She's simply not white.

>The difference in the skin colour of the two figures follows the usual Egyptian practice in depicting males and females. Male figures are always ochre (sometimes almost red) while females are painted a pale yellow.

Egyptian Treasures from the Egyptian Museum in Cairo; Francesco Tiradritti (ed); Harry N Abrams, Inc

>Rahotep's skin is painted in a dull red color and Nofret's in creamy yellow

>Male figures were depicted with dull red skin, while females were shown with yellow skin.

Color Studies, 3rd Ed, by Edith Anderson Feisner and Ron Reed (2013)

>These two statues show very clearly the colour conventions used in Egyptian art when depicting males and females; Rahotep's body is coloured a dark red, while Nofret's is a pale yellow.

Inside the Egyptian Museum with Zahi Hawass (2010)

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>>197963
Find another sculpture to obsess over, seriously.

>The red of Rahotep's body and the yellow of Nofret's not only respect the observation that the skin of a man is darker than that of a woman, but also reflect the different status between the two genders.

A Companion to Ancient Egyptian Art (Melina K. Hartwig, 2014)

>The difference in Rahotep's brown skin tone and Nofret's, which is yellow ocher, is a convention of Egyptian painting and painted sculpture to distinguish male from female.

Art across time: Prehistory to the fourteenth century (Laurie Adams, 2002)

>The princess is given a creamy yellow colour conforming to the tradition that fair skin was a symbol of nobility and beauty in women.

The Egyptian Museum in Cairo (Abeer El-Shahawy, Farid S. Atiya - 2005)

>Rahotep is brown, his wife yellow ocher-the colors used by the Egyptians to distinguish male from female. Art: The Renaissance, the Baroque, the modern world

(H. N. Abrams - 1976)

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>>197975
>to say Egyptian artwork wasn't stylized
When did I ever say this? Stop putting words in my mouth.

Anyways, the only highly stylized artwork in pic related is Akhenaten's relief but compare him to the rest of his family. Tell me, which white man would depict himself with those features, stylized or not anyways?

DNA:
www.dnatribes.com/dnatribes-digest-2012-01-01.pdf

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>>197975
Pic related for example is an actual white man.

What the literal fuck is going on in this thread?

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>>198002
Nice try, pic related though.

>>198016
Buttblasted /pol/babbies whom I've btfo on /pol/, pretending that I'm some crazy afrocentrist named ''Enrique Cardova''.

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>>198013
pic related is the only Pharaoh that allowed realistic depictions on his statues, Senusret III

>>198032
>I can't edit computer history or names
Epish.

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>>187037
>legionnaire

Its not pure

>>198042
Fucking Canadians!!!!

>>198032
>anyone I disagree with is /pol/
Fuck off. /pol/acks and afrocentrists can both fuck off, you're all the same.

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>>198036
>the only Pharaoh that allowed realistic depictions on his statues
[citation needed]

pic related is his great-great-grandfather Sehetepibre Amenemhat I (reigned from 1991 to 1962 BC - 12th Dynasty of the Middle Kingdom)

Seized power after overthrowing Mentuhotep IV. Died assassinated.

There's some evidence that the early reign of Amenemhat I was beset with political turmoil, as indicated by the inscriptions of Nehri, a local governor. There were some naval battles where an associate of Amenemhat I by the name of Khnumhotep I was involved, and helped to procure victory. Later, Khnumhotep was appointed as an important local governor at Beni Hasan, and he founded a dynasty of local governors there. His grandson was Khnumhotep III. In the inscriptions by Khnumhotep, mention is also made of military campaigns against the Asiatics and the Nubians.

>>198032
>Tripfagging
>Thinking anyone is going to believe him
I am just going to assume it is the exact opposite of what you just said then.

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>>198036
pic related is his great-grandfather Kheperkare Senusret I (reigned from 1971 to 1926 BC - 12th Dynasty of the Middle Kingdom)

He continued his father's aggressive expansionist policies against Nubia by initiating two expeditions into this region in his 10th and 18th years and established Egypt's formal southern border near the second cataract where he placed a garrison and a victory stele. He also organized an expedition to a Western Desert oasis in the Libyan desert. Senusret I established diplomatic relations with some rulers of towns in Syria and Canaan. He also tried to centralize the country's political structure by supporting nomarchs who were loyal to him. His pyramid was constructed at el-Lisht. Also built the White Chapel aka the Jubilee Chapel.

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>>198036
pic related is his grandfather Nubkaure Amenemhat II (reigned from 1929 to 1895 BC - 12th Dynasty of the Middle Kingdom)

His White Pyramid was constructed at Dahshur. Several royal women were entombed beside it, some with golden jewellery.

>thread ruined by an autistic tripfag
It's the same on every board

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>>198036
pic related was his father Khakheperre Senusret II (reigned from 1897 to 1878 BC - 12th Dynasty of the Middle Kingdom)

His pyramid was constructed at El-Lahun. Senusret II took a great deal of interest in the Faiyum oasis region and began work on an extensive irrigation system from Bahr Yussef through to Lake Moeris through the construction of a dike at El-Lahun and the addition of a network of drainage canals. The purpose of his project was to increase the amount of cultivable land in that area. The importance of this project is emphasized by Senusret II's decision to move the royal necropolis from Dahshur to El-Lahun where he built his pyramid. This location would remain the political capital for the 12th and 13th Dynasties of Egypt.

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>>198036
Oh and pic related is a Somali man.

Reminder:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_DNA-tested_mummies
>Ramesses III
>E1b1a aka E-V38
>Place of origin: East Africa

>>198001
>When did I ever say this? Stop putting words in my mouth.
>>198060
>>198069
>>198075
You keep posting pics of CLEARLY stylized statues. I guess Egyptian Pharaohs were uniqe amongst all of humanity and had anime style massive eyes.

>>198084
Forced anon where only OP would be allowed to namefag(for dumping/storytiming and such purposes) would improve so many boards.

>>198016
Shitposter is trying to debate and change historical narrative to support his claim that every single last egyptian was black to the fucking bone and a trayvon-martin level dindu negus despite overwhelming consensus among historians that the egyptians were some kind of semetic something or another and definitely not completely sub-saharan african.

Counter-shitposter is doing nothing but degenerating his argument to match that of the tripfag beaner and is thus hurting his credibility, but it doesn't really matter.

I really like the "kings and kweens n shit" argument among blacks in the West. Specifically in America most of the black people are from west africa, places like mali, ghana, the ivory coast and the like. So even if the Egyptians were some kind of nubian people or sub-saharan african they would share no relation.

It's also kinda funny how ignorant they are of the actual ethnographic makeup of the continent. In a black nationalist's mind, especially in america, the continent of africa is homogenous, full of people just like them.

There's also a gross display of historical ignorance on the part of black nationalists, there's so much rich history and civilization in sub-saharan africa, with places like timbuktu and mali being amazing civilizations in their own right, but Egypt's discussed in elementary school, so we'll just falsify some relation to the Egyptians and call it a day.

Afrocentrists and pan-africans are just awful desu.

>>198095
Oh my god shut the fuck up
I hope you get fucking banned

>>198084
Just report him 3 times and be done with it.
I am off now, use the images I posted to spread how moronic Enrique Cardova is and to show how he misrepresents the actual evidence.
He has severe autism so he doesn't understand why people don't listen to mass blocks of uninteresting spams and books nearly impossible to reach at a moments notice, or why his afrocentrist infographics are never looked at.
He doesn't understand humans basically, humans like simple.

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>>189003
Who spoke french and paid tribute to Paris; a practice which continued after his crossing the channel, which he promptly crossed back to go back to France because fuck if the Angle barons weren't untrustworthy heathens.

Your ignorance has caused a run-on sentence.

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>>198042
Not autistic, not afrocentrist, not Enrique Cardova or Enrique Cordova, I don't misrepresent evidence, I don't manipulate anything, I don't cherrypick and I'm not canadian.

pic related are the oldest depictions of the earliest pharaohs, pictured: Narmer, Khasekhemwy, Huni, Khufu, Djedefra and Djoser.

How the hell is this cherrypicking?

This >>198036 is cherrypicking.

>>198110
>defending the normans
New low

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Really Hadrian a wall I mean COME ONNNN ITS CXXV

>>198115
NO ONE
FUCKING
CARES
FUCK OFF YOU AUTISTIC FAGLORD

I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING BANNED

>>198115
>I don't manipulate
>>197866

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>>198042
>What is discoloration
I didn't know that it made prognathism, wide noses and full lips appear.

pic related is Neferneferure, one of Akhenaten's daughters and one of Tutankhamun's sisters.

>>198115
Consider therapy

>>198115
Gets proven wrong
>This >>198036 is cherrypicking.
TOPFUCKINGKEK

>>198127
Obviously stylized

>>198139
Go away Enrique Cardova.
Only an autistic SJW Afrocentrist blogger would care what someone says about them on a Mongolian fingerprinting site.
Aka Enrique Cardova

>>198139
You posted first, idiot.
Also no one gives a fuck about your identity on 4chan, just because someone disagreed with you doesn't mean you need to go on a fucking sperglord rampage.

Just act like the rest of us, take your fucking trip off, and stop getting so buttfrustrated at dissenting opinions.

>>198032
Your idea of "btfo"ing someone is just posting shit over and over again until they just leave in exasperation.

The vast majority of the professional historical community disagrees with you, consider debate and rational inquiry among academia before shitposting on a board that deletes posts automatically.

>>198150
He has autism anon.
He can't help it.
Only banning solves autism.

>>198139
>Caring about your rep on an anonymous imageboard
>autistic tripfag
Yup

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And problems go away.

>>198102
>his claim that every single last egyptian was black
When the hell have I ever made this claim?

I'm neither black nor American by the way.

>>198104
What for? I'm literally merely refuting lies.

>>198139
>You think I won't defend myself?
>Has a username on an anonymous imageboard
Go to Reddit, the climate will suit you more

>>198139
You see Enrique?
You see how hard you failed? You see how much of an absolute failure you are and always will be? I post a few simple images while you spam walls of texts and afrocentrist debacle of unorganized information, and I simply win.
You failed.
Lost.
>>198160
>>198157
>>198154
>>198150

>>198168
You also aren't Enrique right?

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>>198134
Yes the mummies too were stylized, right?

>>198132
>proven wrong
How?

>>198179
Correct.

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>>198179
Of course he isn't anon.
That's why he doesn't care about defending himself on the internet.

>>198176
You're delusional.

>>198175
I dislike reddit and I have a trip on simply to avoid false flagging little shits pretending to be me and making ridiculous afrocentrist claims.

>>198184
None of those look like the image you posted, and flesh and hair would distort the look.
Enrique Cardova.

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I am so glad >>>/trash/ is now a real thing.
Half of this thread needs to go there.

>>198198
How am I delusional?
Everyone is againts you after 5 or 6 simple posts.
Because you are autistic, and don't understand how people work or think.
I tried to help you before, reccomending you make things easier to understand to help your argument. But you couldn't contain your autism, so I tried to learn from you by ignoring your spam and asking questions, but you rarely replied. So I got bored and moved on... but now I can so easily turn an entire thread or bored even againts you, and it's so easy, so simple, and hilarious.

>>196048
>Eisenhower
>Anglo
He was german, you inbred

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>>198139

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
FIRST THE CHRISTFAGS, NOW THE BLACK/WHITE EGYPTFAGS, HOLY MACARONI I HATE YOU DAMN AUTISTS SO MUCH

>>198168
I was using hyperbole to make you seem more ridiculous, I'll give you that, but holy fucking shit can't you see that you're basically an evidence parrot on the same level as these pan-africans in north America that spout out "we wuz kings and shit"? I don't care about whether you're american or black, you've got the same exact argument except you've gone a level above and started posting what you claim to be fact.

The vast historical consensus is that you are wrong, pick up an actual history book on ancient Egypt by a reputable historian and start from the beginning again.

>>198198
> I dislike reddit and I have a trip on simply to avoid false flagging little shits pretending to be me and making ridiculous afrocentrist claims.

people would false flag you because you're an easily recognizable shill. I mean, you are literally shilling on this board, right now. There's actual discourse on this board right now, and there was some discussion and some image dumps in this thread, but you had to shit it up with your beliefs and agenda when someone made an offhand comment. You singlehandedly blew this fucking thread up with your shitty statues and obscure DNA reports.

>>198214
>Everyone is againts you
You think I care about the fact that a few samefagging butthurt anons from /pol/ are whining?

The rest of your post is silly and your anger which you try to contain is obvious to me. Dry those tears babby boy.

/his/ was a mistake

t. chinaman moot

>>198246
>you've got the same exact argument
Which is?
>started posting what you claim to be fact.
Which is?
>The vast historical consensus is that you are wrong
On what?
>pick up an actual history book on ancient Egypt
I've studied the history of Ancient Egypt. Maybe you should too, here's the best book out there for clueless people like yourself:
www.amazon.com/The-Oxford-History-Ancient-Egypt/dp/0192804588

You welcome.

>>198246
>you had to shit it up
My original post in this thread which states a fact: >>196558

A butthurt /pol/babby spamming his shitty pics made by the butthurt mexican /pol/babby:
>>197833
>>197854
>>197878
>>197886
>>197894
>>197919
>>197933
>>197963
>>197981
>>197992
>>198002

>>198246
>obscure DNA reports.
DNAtribes' autosomal STR tests are far from being obscure.
www.dnatribes.com/dnatribes-digest-2012-01-01.pdf
www.dnatribes.com/dnatribes-digest-2013-02-01.pdf
Literally wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_DNA-tested_mummies
>Ramesses III
>E1b1a aka E-V38
>Place of origin: East Africa

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>>188969
>Ottoman empire
>Greatest
>Mfw

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>>189288
>>189248
>>188971

I want one of this with the catholic kings and the granadines doing the "never conquered thing" too

>>189129
>Young Turks
>Everyone automatically assumes its' a Youtube channel
Okay. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep listening to Rod Stewart.

>>187195
>/his/ is not /pol/, and Global Rule #3 is in effect. Do not try to treat this board as /pol/ with dates.
>>>/pol/

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Abandon this thread pls

Just stop talking

go on /q/ and ask for trips to be removed from /his/

then go post in a better thread

be nice to each other

hide this madman

go talk about your favorite heroes of the roman republic

or what qt french queen you would like to fug

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>>193565
>tfw someone posts your shitty OC

>>198343
Son, I am proud

Who fucking cares if Egyptians were black or white or whatever they were just fucking Egyptians jesus christ

>>198736

This, I kind of don't want this to be a /his/ meme because it's unfunny and it derails every thread it gets posted in.

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>>198277

>>197955
they look strangely like sam cassel

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>>186954
>not posting the better picture

>>187195
Go back to /pol/.

>>189949
Prestigious Prussian Memes and Rough Roman Memes are by far the best.

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>>198122
>tfw named after Trajan's son
>I have traveled a lot thx to my job
>today I finished building walls around my mother's house, since the old ones were all fucked up and shit

Am I becoming a meme?

>>193880

Which other nations could assembly an army that can march from Karakorum to Vienna, conquering everything it's path in just 5 years?

Hardmode: prior to the industrial revolution.

>>201421
Back to reddit with you

>>193565
>implying that voltaire didnt get mad at friedrick for giving him a lesson about national values and cried salty french tears

>>189417
the enemy: bitch please, this just a flesh wound

>be me
>french fag
>hang around with prussian king
>call him a idiot becouse he thinks that culture and nationalty is important
>not being a naturalist homosexual like me
>fuckingpleb.script
>he becomes the greatest warleader europe has seen
>All i did was complainig and disagreeing, basicly shitposting in real life

Fucking germans, their land isnt holy nor an empire.

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>>196095
This is such a shit meme

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>>186939

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>>201681
Imao stay mad
>holy
>roman
>empire

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>>202026
u a bitch, nigga

>>196095
Steve Reeves is not Aryan you dumb fuck

>>202026
>Natural borders
Becouse nationality and culture doesnt matter
No wonder friedrich ditched him
Stay mad french fags

>>199098
Then it'll be the new spiderman

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>>202026
I fuckin love the antisocial meme

>>202250
>Friedrich get mad
>The Revolution happen
>Napoleon destroy Prussia in 2 weeks
>The Alsace-Lorraine is now french
>Voltaire smirks in his grave

>>189269
That's Franz Josef you mong

>>201421
>>198319
>>195722
Muslims/Islamophiles detected

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>>189842
>If we wanted a failed state, we'd go to Carthage.

Literally reddit: the thread.

Some of you guys are all right.
Don't post in this thread tomorrow

>>186939
I love this place.

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Straußposting is bestposting

>>204075
This. Fucking disgusting.
>LE ALL JOKES ARE MEMES XDXD

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>>204075
Literally butthurt: the post

I thought this was a humor thread. But this is actually a /pol/ shitposting thread.

>>186939
>/v/ reddit tier threads that will be constantly posted into oblivion

you young faggots have no sense for preservation

>>204576
Hi there fellow redditor.

>>204075
I don't get the fucking immense stigma against leddit. Sure, it's shitty and hella left wing/liberal sometimes but I'll be damned if it isn't better for very specific interests and serious discussion.

>>204844
>hella

>>204867
Are you literally even American

>>190721
Who's the monarch?

>>204844
Upvoted.

>>203957
Knuckledragger detected.

Cao Cao did nothing wrong!
Gas the Han!
Civil war now!

Literally WE WUZ KANGZ: The Thread

>>206047
Who /dynastywarriors/ here?

Why is Sima Yi so based?

>>204844
>hella
>I'll be damned
occide ipsum

>>195495
On one of those "Meanwhile in Roman /his/" threads

>>186939
Why didn't the mods deleted this thread ?

>>197878
>Queen Tiye will never blacken your bloodline

;_;

>>189269
>>203783
white pig all look same

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>>205762
>Ottoman empire almost declares war to itself.

>>206694
Did white people just come into existence randomly

>>205802
The burgher king

>>206754
>randomly
Yakub made them you silly melanin-deficient mutant.

>>188851
Sellout traitor.

>>186939
anyone have the sex vs crusades decide pic?

>>188992
I'll say it every time this gets posted: I want to fuck that guy's teacher.

>>206807
Yakub is, according to the Nation of Islam, a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and was responsible for creating the white race to be a "race of devils".

>Nigger slave to sand nigger overlords detected.

>>208583
Why?

>>208619
I always want to run a D&D game based on Nation of Islam mythology.

>That faggot from /pol/ who shitposts about how egyptians are black all the time is shitting up my favorite board
God, please. Make it stop.

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Behold! The sexual delicatations of the African Egyptian God Ramses Rodman and his love wife Nefertitty Anbrosia Syphillus Brown.

>>204070
>hungary
>bucharest

Yeah I get the joke, but Hungary was actually one of Hitler's last ally, its why Stalin took back all the revisioned land, Budapest was under a siege for 5 month.

>>209288
No, the reason Budapest suffered under a 4 month long series of operations is because Stalin didn't give Tolbukhin the four days he asked for in October '44.

>>196880
Its a meme from /twg/ because a lot of the TWcenter autists sperged the fuck out when Seleucids weren't a launch faction for Rome 2.

>>187798
Croatia leave

>>202017
underrated post

>>201511
I'm gonna need a source on that quote m8

>>190255

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME!!!

>>188969
that man doesn't look like Cyrus the Great

>>210002
>console
>of Rome
yfw RomeStation 3 has no games

Can we have forced anon on thia board?

>>189842
this one's the best

>>201415
KEK

>>198032
>>198013
>>198001
>>197983
>>197976
>>197962
>>197955
>>197941
>>197922
>>197903
>>197884
Let it go, you fucking autist

>>205762
>Ottoman Empire almost declares war on itself
>Implying the Armenian genocide didn't happen

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>>187195
No offense but historically Islam has done so much good to many places and peoples that it baffles me how such garbage could be posted on /his/. Other boards I can understand, because they are too blind to see any other time/place except the present. But here you should know better.

Also.
>be the center of all sciences in the world for centuries
>get rekt by Mongols, who proceed to destroy the one library that contains all the gathered knowledge
>the rest of the world pretends centuries later that the results of being forced to do a gritty reboot of your civilization is something unique to Muslims and not at all a cultural genocide

You might as well ask "what have the Romans ever done for us".

>>210404
Islam also spread by the sword, and the enforcement of Sharia law requires the existence of a totalitarian theocracy.

>>210404
Islam is a double edged sword like most religions, it wasn't really Islam that drove the golden age in the middle east as it was just wealthy sultans and their curiosities and patronage. Not to mention collecting Latin/Greek texts where they could find them. While especially in places like Persia you could argue Islam severely uprooted and their culture. Also i'd say the more destructive aspect of Islam is how Muslims seem to abandon all ethnic nationalism or just plain nationalism in favor of a theocratic point of view. I don't think Islam specifically enabled the Arab and Persian world to commit all those achievements. You could argue Catholicism had a much bigger role in scientific advancement as monks preserved Latin texts and were often natural scientists and had the ability to pursue academic endeavors. However as far as arts and culture then both religions motivated and funded great works of art, literature, and architecture.

>>206694
>not even black fantasy wants to be associated with india kek

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THE SIEGE OF CONSTATINOPLE WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

>>208465
Go back to sucking off Dev

>>188969
ayyyy lmao

>>197878

So funny xD

>>212667
>month before day
>not the 24th day of the 4th month, in the 1453rd year of our Lord

"So it's treason, then."
-Julius Caesar

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Does anyone have the one with an annoyed picture of Hitler that says something like "When your buddy calls your invasion plans trash"?

>>212667
Greek fire can't melt stone walls

>>198277
GTFO pls

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>>212667

>>214720
shut the fuck up and stop derailing this thread anymore

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>>214189

>>198244
Leave this board.

>>214675
Underrated post.

>>214720
Pot calling the kettle black

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>>186939
I love this board already. Thank you based hiroshimoot.


>>189462
>>189842
>moe through helplessness.mozaic

haha nice memes guys
i'm going to post them all over 9gag

>>210120

panem et circenses

>>202017
Post the pic without flag, I've been searching this pic for months, thanks senpai.

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SALVE, my name is CANICVS AVGVSTVS.

I’m a 27 year old American CIVIS ROMANVS (a fan of Rome for you barbarians). I count with an ABACVS and scribble orations on my wax tablet, and spend my days perfecting my sculpting and reading superior Roman literature. (HORATIVS, CICERO, VERGILIVS)

I train with my GLADIVS every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through Gaulish armor because it is forged by Etrurian smiths and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Latin fluently, both Vulgar and the Ecclesiastical varieties, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Roman history and their LEX ROMANA, which I follow 100%

When I get my Italian visa, I am moving to Rome to attend a prestigious SCHOLA to learn more about their magnificent rhetoric. I hope I can become a LEGIONARIVS or a MAGISTRATVS!

I own several TOGAE, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Rome, so I can fit in easier. I have sex with my elders and seniors and speak Latin as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>>204490
F.J.Strauß is best Strauß. Rev´ up those meme folders, Bernd, I like the way you´re going.

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>>206754

see

>>206807
>>208619

>>205837
reddit detected

>>187783
>>188969
>>189500
>>202017
>>214189


Best

>>216528
Given the picture, subtitle and time in which it was written the article's actual text is surprisingly evenhanded.

>>218416

>a man who has a passion for arranging flowers and constructing thrity-one-syllable poems; who never invented anything important of his own, but copied everything he saw, complete with leady fuel lines and broken glass

J O U R N A L I S T I C

I N T E G R I T Y

>>215568
i always found it so weird that this came from a post by the creator of tumblr

>>215304
youre not allowed to have fun

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here you go

>>218737
I wish WE WUZ KANGZ would die
It's not just shitting up /his/, it's shitting up every board

>>218501
But I literally made that yesterday. Or do you mean the original Ken-sama pasta?

>>215266
>big ass war
>look for british flag somewhere
>there it is

absolutely_perfidious.jpeg

>>218458
>implying

>>218458
It's like a 1945 version of the Germany history video

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>>198122
You mean you don't want thousands of Germanic refugees to settle in the Empire? Come on, it's the 12th year of Valens' reign!

>>204060

>war to end all europe

Sadly this is true

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We need more medieval animation reaction images.

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#jesuischarlie

>>220494
Caesar version of this?
or Rasputin?

>>220398

i think she's playing a harp with a dog head as ornament

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>>220398
i lol'd at your posts. here's a medieval reaction image for you, anon.

>>198134
but amarna period art was realist

>>204844
> redddit
> left wing
mate reddit has a massive section of right wing people nowadays

>>221409
STOP PERPETUATING THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING MORON