How do i become a Roman?

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>>1861077
Move to the city of Rome, get citizenship and never, absolutely NEVER wear pants.

t. Rome pro

>>1861077
Thanks to European WEWUZism the term "Roman" has become entirely meaningless

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>>1861094
But we was Romans

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>>1861085
When do I get my powers though

I can feel Mars in my blood

if you're american claim you're 1/16 italian

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>>1861132
>pants

>>1861157
You lost them when you posted that hideous picture of pants. Mars hates you. Go worship Tutatis, Odin or some other gay barbaric god.

>>1861132
WEWUZism in the sense that every fucking ruler and their mother claimed that they were the real successor to the Roman Empire

>>1861177
Well, romans themselves were wewuzing for Troy, so actually going full WE only puts you closer to romans.

Convert to Orthodox Christianity.
Learn Greek.

>>1861185
So you're implying that our African-American brethren are in fact the true Romans?

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>>1861166
>>1861085
what's so wrong with pants though?
Romans learned to love the pants

>>1861211
Pants wearing Romans are a disgrace

>>1861085
Could pants be the reason Italy didn't perform so well in the two world wars?

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>>1861166
No m8 I can feel Jupiter in me. When do I get them.

>>1861254
Wtf even is that?

>>1861077
You have to become holy and create a empire.

>>1861259
It's all Skyrim concept art

>>1861218
They wore pants for roughly half of their existence

>>1861326
Yeah the shitty half

>>1861259
My ancestors

>>1861385
>can you say the same

>>1861326
The half they got BARBARED. Shame on them, Cato cries from the grave.

There is literally nothing wrong with wearing pants.

>>1861077

1: Fly to Rome
2: Apply for citizenship (put down "radical islam" under religion for speedy acceptance)
3: ???
4: U WUZ ROMANS N SHIET!

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>this angers the romaboo

>>1861197
Not even that, but they were the most noble roman monarchy in the past. Obviously whitey had to ruin it.

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>>1861433
>go to site of Rome
>it's a bustling national capital full of glorious architectural treasures
>go to site of Carthage
>it's a few late Roman ruins and some salty fields

>>1861225
Just compare the military success of Rome before and after pants (or BP and AP as I like to call it)

>>1861433
>this kills the Romaboo

>>1861433
>posts a war decisively won by Rome

Why can't those who want to trigger "romaboos" post wars that romans actually lost?

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>>1861450

>>1861458

Just proves that Germans have always been the niggers of Europe.

>>1861460
>When they lose
"Oh the Gauls were on the cusp of civilization, honestly respectable tbqh"
>When they win
"Omfg germaniggers fucking shits"

>>1861495

The Celts were savages, only the Greeks and Persians outshone Rome in culture. Well, maybe Egypt, but it had long since lost it's independence.

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>>1861510
I'm referring more to how the Romans themselves saw it.

>>1861533

The Romans had almost nothing good to say about the Celts, idk where you got the idea they considered them "almost civilised".

>>1861077
Migrate to Italy, acquire Italian citizenship, move to Rome.

>>1861545
During it, of course not. After the fact, they made statutes showing Gauls in a noble light.

>>1861533
That sculpture is Greek, not Roman.

>>1861582
>The Dying Gaul—also called The Dying Galatian[1] (in Italian: Galata Morente) or The Dying Gladiator—is an ancient Roman marble copy of a lost Hellenistic sculpture thought to have been executed in bronze.[2] The original may have been commissioned some time between 230 and 220 BC by Attalus I of Pergamon to celebrate his victory over the Galatians, the Celtic or Gaulish people of parts of Anatolia (modern Turkey). The identity of the sculptor of the original is unknown, but it has been suggested that Epigonus, court sculptor of the Attalid dynasty of Pergamon, may have been the creator.
Well I'll be

>>1861424
kek

>>1861433
of course its a hannibal cuck

>>1861446
Loving every laugh.