Women and Queens of /his/tory

>>1859852
Nice try Paradox, but i will not buy EU4 new DLC.

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>>1859852
Why did Catherine the great earn so much scorn? People thought she fucked horses.

>>1860187
She lost Poland, let Prussia grow and enforce serfdom on peasants liquidating any means of social mobility.
They rule was simply disastrous for Russia.

>>1860756
What else did she do?

>>1860964
Sleeping with men mostly.
>the Polish elective king was elected because he fuck her so good she backed him to the throne

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>>1860999
I wanna hear more of cathrives sexcapades

>>1860999
that sounds pretty hot tbqh

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>from poverty to empress
>actively participate in governing
>husband is GOAT
>to arrogant to flee the capitol
>rule alone during the plague
>all accounts call her super beautiful

Based Theodora.

>>1863567
>poverty
Nice way of saying "being a literal whore".

>>1863567
>husband is GOAT

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Queen Anne commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away

>>1863748
I haven't heard of queen Anne
What did she do?

>>1864274
>Act of Union
>bffs with Marlborough's wife
>made Marlborough commander of the army
>Marlborough then gave the Frogs a beating during the war of Spanish succession
>last Stuart
>shit load of stillborns and dead kids

>>1863567

top qt

>>1859852
Joan of Arc should be held up as example to all young nubile women to live a chaste life until marriage.

>>1865558
Joan of Arc should be held up as an example to all young women not fuck with england or we'll turn you into a toast sandwich.

>>1863567
>actively liked being a whore since childhood
>kept cheating on her husband forever
>bankrupted (economically and morally) the whole empire along with his husband
>was shady as all fuck and cojoled with Belisarius' wife to ruin his life

>inb4 muh secret history isn't canon
I bet most people who dismiss it haven't actually read it.

Is it just me or does England on average produce the most qualified women to rule?

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>>1859852
I always imagine Joan of Arc as hyper-muscular, buff girl.

Let's be honest. They won't let you join the army just be cause you saw the vision from god and shit. She was definitely swole enough to fight.

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>>1859852
conspirations

Wang Yi is one of my favorite historical females.

>>1867028
Saint Olga of Kiev and the Queen Isabella of Castille were the only good woman in history

>>1866854
She also probably had a penis

>>1867058
Oversized clitoris, perhaps, but not a penis.

>>1867028
Is she pissed over Mongols?

>>1866854
She didn't fight though, she just waved a flag around.

>>1867058
All we know about her from the period testimony is that she had a great set of tits. Since nobody ever praised her good looks, she was prolly kind of homely. But still a chick.

Can't have a female history thread without based Eleanor.
>Queen of France
>Queen of England
>Goes on a Crusade
>still travelling around Europe at age 80

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine

>>1866878
Who dat?

>>1867998
What do you think all the men around her in the army thought of her?

>>1863597
What's wrong with being a whore?

>>1860964
Potemkin's villages

>>1869029
They thought she was a messenger of the divine. They say so over and over.

I agree with them.

>>1870939
No, I meant what they thought of her physically.

>>1870942
They didn't say. Her squire woke up once next to her and saw her breasts, which he described as beautiful, but also says he felt no sexual desire for her. Which he and everybody else ascribed to her great holiness.

Like i said earlier, we don't know what she looked like -- not even the color of her hair. All we know is she had a great set of knockers.

Bumping because I want some historical porn and smutty stories.

>>1863748
O'er the hills and o'er the Main