Why are the Germans so tough?

>>1859585
Big shrek like jaws make them hard to knock out

You need to be tough to survive and stay nonconquered right in the fertile center of europe everybody has acess too.

>>1859585

They're not. They're the national equivalent of a dumbass who goes to the pub every weekend, gets shitfaced, tries to fight an entire football team at once, gets his ass kicked, and pats himself on the back for taking the long odds.

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>>1859585
Teutonic genetic dimorphism -- they are (were) truly special. Pity what happened..

Retard strength

>>1859585
>he believes /pol/ memes

>>1859605
>implying German history is a meme
plebs pls go
>>1859595
Sounds like someone who never quits.
Better than what you are.
>>1859591
this

They are forced to be but are lead by fucking morons.

>>1859611
20th century German chimpouts were the equivalent of a beta uprising. Germany is like the bullied kid who finally lashed out, killed many of his classmates but eventually got btfo and died like a beta.

Why were they so tough to take down in the two wars? They were pretty much the only competent one in the central/axis powers.

>>1859628
Germany is still alive, Germanic has become synonymous with European.
You will always be inferior Negro-Celt.

>>1859654
>Why were they so tough to take down in the two wars?
superior German engineering.

>>1859681
>Germanic has become synonymous with European.

????
Germanic =/= German


>You will always be inferior Negro-Celt.
What makes you think other germanics like you, Hans?

>>1859611
>implying German history is a meme

You're aware that German history has been pathetic except for its most recent part, right?

The German people exists since 843, yet they didnt become good at war until the 1860s
The part from 1866 to 1945 is the exception, for the rest of their history they spent their time getting invaded and raped by France, Sweden, Poland, Russia...etc

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>>1859685
>superior German engineering.

>>1859748
Mate, ever buy something made in Britain? It's like it is destined to be shit.

>>1859654

Because they allied themselves with utter retards. But leading your country into absolute ruin twice is not exactly "tough to take down".

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Krauts are subhuman autists who were the biggest mistake in the histroy of mankind.

What I would give for living in an alternate timeline where the eternal hun has been completely demolished in WW1 with a country-wide sterilization program and genocide.

Fuck subhuman krauts so much

>>1859611
>>implying German history is a meme
German history is a meme.
European military history is a meme in general.

>France when it's on top of economy and population
>fights all the other countries combined
>France when it's falling behind on population and economy
>Gets raped by Germany again and again

>Germany when it's poorly populated unorganized shithole
>Gets bullied by everyone
>Germany when it's on top of economy and population
>Is suddenly (???) stronk

And then it hits the population and economy limits again and gets rolled.
Warfare is not really about mythical "strength" of people/nation except maybe at tribal level.

tough? their civilians only suffered of the 2nd ww results

>>1859585
>tough

More like stupid desu. They surrendered their homeland, Russians didn't.

>>1859728
>invaded and raped by France, Sweden, Poland, Russia
Wtf?

When has Poland ever invaded Germany? Russia only invaded Germany twice and got btfo the first time, Germany also invaded Russia twice and btfo of them both times. Sweden "invaded" once as an ally to the mostly Protestant Germans. France and Germany have gone back and forth, but remember France was created by the Germans who colonized it.

>be german
>open borders

>>1861618
>but remember France was created by the Germans who colonized it.

You're aware that the German (Deutsch) people was born in the 9th century, right?
Germanic tribes werent Germans
They were closer from current Danes and Dutch if anything

Is German hate on this board the same as Jewish hate on /pol/?

>>1861618
>France was created by the Germans who colonized it.

kek
Both countries were created by the franks who were germanic, not germans.
I swear Germanics =/= Germans should be a sticky

>>1861656
>I swear Germanics =/= Germans should be a sticky

I blame English language

>>1861656
Franks are proto-Germans just like Saxons, Bavarians, Thuringians and Swabians. Those tribes developed a common Deutsch identity in the Early Middle Ages.

>>1862198
Franks were a Germanic (=/= German) people

In the 9th century, two different identities started to form among Franks: French in the West and Germans in the East
In 843 the empire was divided and from there differences kept increasing between these two identities

>>1862209

They were continental West Germanics, the group that later became Germans (hence proto-Germans).

The Franks in the West were mixed with the Gallo-Romanic population (save for high nobility) to a high degree and had given up their language while those in the East retained their dialects.

>>1861652
Yeah kinda

This thread...

>>1859595
Tbh I feel that they're more of an equivalent of the nerd who shoots up his school... twice.