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Describe a military leader, other people try to guess it. I'll start with an easy one:

>"If it weren't for my last battle, I would have been known as the greatest general ever."
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Napoleón!
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that quotation probably applies to innumerable generals in history.
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>>1857353

Hannibal
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>>1857353
Hannibal
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If I had to take hell, I would use the Australians to take it and the New Zealanders to hold it.
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>>1857353
that could be anyone op

>heraclius
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rommemel
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>>1857588
Winston Churchill? Was it after or before he fudged up gallipoli
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>>1857687
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>>1857704
Next one

His domestic rule was marked by the founding of the oprichnina, a 1,000-strong private army personally loyal to him. Its members wore all-black uniforms, and rode horses adorned with a severed dog’s head and a broom, signifying that they would first bite his enemies and then sweep them away.
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>>1857488
>>1857494
correct
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>>1857710
Ivan the Terrible obviously, You have to be more vague in your descriptions.
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>>1857710
ivan the terrible

try this one

>my centre is giving way
>my right is retreating
>situation excellent, i am attacking
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>>1857719
it's Foch don't just use quotes 1:1

>be best general of my emperor
>he dismissed me over my ambition and later had me assassinated
>my last battle I lost, but I killed the enemy king
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>>1857719
Foch

Try this
After the battle, he paraphrased Julius Caesar's famous quote by saying"veni, vidi, Deus vicit"
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>>1857732
its one of balkan general in the war against the ottomans i cant remember the name
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>>1857734
Jan III
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>>1857732
>>1857736
oh wait its wallenstein right
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>>1857734
dont use quotes, people can google it

>>1857736
nope
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>>1857744
yes
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His death was kept a secret for around one month so his army wouldn't become discouraged.
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>He was hailed as "the new Scipio" for his six years of unbroken victories and for leading the Roman army where no Roman army had ever gone before. The triumphal raising of the True Cross in the Hagia Sophia was a crowning moment in his achievements. Had He died then, he would have been recorded in history, as "the greatest Roman general since Julius Caesar". Instead, he lived through battle after battle and losing against their new enemy onslaught and tarnishing his reputation for victory. he's been described by historians as having "lived too long"
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>I wanted to fight Napleon so bady, but I never got the chance
>for my ability, they compared me to Rome's greatest enemy
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>>1857753
El Cid?
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>>1857766
My man.
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His death was kept a secret for 1.5 years so his enemies wouldn't become emboldened.
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>>1857779
zhuge liang
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Him and Hungary go way back.
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Despite physical disabilities, he was a famed commander and led from the front. Before he died he killed a knight, wounded and unhorsed another, nearly killed the enemy commander, and fought against a wave of foot soldiers, all on his own.
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>>1857761
Heraclius, too easy to google
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>>1857780
no, but close geographically
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Ships with roofs are way better than ships without roofs, also dumb nepotism
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Easy one:
Laughed hard at the supposed masters of martial arts, and showed them how shit rolls.
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choked on his own blood before he could wreck prime teen pussy one last time
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>>1857785
Richard III, the last Plantagenet.
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Saw a Divinely sent sign in the sky before a battle. Becoming a believer, he would go on to win the battle and change the course of human history forever.
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>>1857808
But he didn't convert until his deathbed.
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>>1857808
XP

Constantine!
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>>1857763
Also

>I really hated retreating
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>>1857813
Yes.
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>>1857812
Well, he was baptized when close to death but I think he was a true believing Christian for years after that battle.
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>>1857804
Yep.
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>>1857353

His Nation and Bulgaria didn't see eye to eye.
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Was called "The Augustus of the North" by contemporaries
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>>1857763
Suvorov?
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>>1857803
Attila

>>1857871
Basil the Bulgar Slayer

>>1857896
Gustav Adolf
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Effay as fug.
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>>1857353
Russian that defeated the Germans and Swedes but was downtrodden by the Mongols.
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>>1857797
Caligula? Didn't he try to kill his mom with a collapsing canopy on a boat?
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>>1858001
Alexander Nevskiy?
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>>1858010
Yes.
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>be in Black Sea area
>family killed and town raided
>conquerors make me a slave
>sell me
>people who buy me train me for their elite cavalry, shit is tough
>eventually become high ranking general
>end up fighting against the assholes who made me a slave in the first place
>serve them the greatest ass whooping they've ever had
>check them off revenge list
>kill the monarch who I serve under and make myself King
>check them off revenge list
>rule nation for years and revered as one of my countries greatest leaders ever
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Skilled naval commander goes rouge and set up his own island kingdom. Repeatedly strikes down outside attempts to take him down before being killed by his finance minister.
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>Get note from muddy dispatch rider while at ball
>Put unread note in pocket and continue to entertain ladies
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>>1857902
yes
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>>1858243
griffith?
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A westerner who came from the east to dismantle an empire
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>>1858026
That can only be Baibars.
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>>1858387
Ding ding ding
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I was ironically shipped back home in a fish barrel by my melancholic army.
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i lost more than a hundred thousand men to harsh cold while on the march alone
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i lost more than a hundred thousand men to harsh wind while on the sea alone
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>>1857797
Yi Sun-sin?
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history major here, time to solve this shit
>>1857353
Alexander king of persia beating Daraios the great
ruler of makedonia
Mao
Vercingetorix shortly after his triumph over caesar (picture taken by his propaganda minister for the press)
Wellington, inventor of the famous filet wellington and conquerer of europe, died in russia by getting trapped in a fridge
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>>1858446
dude, it's a direct quote from Hannibal.
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>>1858395
Fredrick Barbarossa
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>>1858449
no, it's a little known fact that the quote is actually from Pepsi after losing the cola war
good guess tho
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>>1858453
I just realized it was a joke.
I feel like an idiot now, lol
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>>1858243
Wellington
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After fighting the same battle X times, and losing all of them, you should just keep trying AGAIN AND AGAIN AND...
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>>1857353
Pompeius Magnus
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>>1858445
>>1857797
I was thinking of him too, pls respond
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>>1858522
dude italians lmao
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>>1858754
yep
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>>1857353

not french
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>>1857779


Takeda Shingen ?
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>>1857353
Got chopped to pieces by a samauri sword in an assassination before the Second World War.
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Some people thought I didn't have the balls to fight the Ostrogoths. They were only half right.
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>>1858522

Luigi Cadorna.
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"Sorry, Augie, they gone."
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>>1859269
Narses?
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I have only one eye, I'm permitted to be blind now and again.
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>>1859358

Yep.
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"I shall purify the land of these impure races"

Try not looking it up on Guggle , yes i have no imagination
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>>1859455
That's Nelson.
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>>1857353
>Undefeated in battle
>Eyepatch
>A wagon to surpass cav charges
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>FUCKING MONKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY LOAN
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>I was a big fan of feminine penises
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>>1859237
yeah
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>taken from homeland as his father's tribute
>becomes general
>backstabs the empire to free his people and shit on said empire until death
>his country dies with him because no one capable is left to rule
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>>1859691
Jan Zizka
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>>1857732
Wally
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>>1859455
That Russian General the name of whom escapes me?
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>>1859966
Oda Nobunaga
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>>1860302
Arminius
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Defeated the Spartans, freed the Helots from 250 years of slavery, died fighting. Called "the first man of Greece" by Cicero. All but forgotten by modern history fans.
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>>1860513
Epaminondas, too easy
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>>1860302
>tfw Iskender Bey
:(
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On his first ever campaign, which mostly consisted of raids and skirmishes, he killed a would-be assassin with the man's own blade.
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>>1860541
>>1860541
correct
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>>1857780
Hehe
>huge wang
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greek/k*rd/islamist/armenian/anglo destroyer
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>be a pagan commander
>btfo mohammad himself in battle
>convert to islam
>btfo two empires at the same time
>nicknamed sword of god


also some quote

>"I've fought in so many battles seeking martyrdom that there is no spot in my body left without a scar or a wound made by a spear or sword. And yet here I am, dying on my bed like an old camel. May the eyes of the cowards never rest"
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>>1858351
kek
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>>1857732
Would've guessed Germanicus if it weren't for the last point
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>this war sucks
>my leader is insane
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was surrendering to the west
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>>1865225
Goering
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>Calvinist ruler
>In-law of the King of Sweden, >Expelled the Swedes from the Mark
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>>1858104
I don't know the awnser, but I would like to. Sounds interesting.
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>>1859269
>>1859358
>>1859525
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>>1860302
Vlad Tepesh?
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>I fought in the modern era and never lost a battle. Not even to Napoleon
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>>1865288
Blucher? Fun fact: Blucher was literally an autistic savant
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>>1865296
No, not far enough East
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>>1865288
Suvorov?
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>>1865314
Yeh
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>basically a meme at this point
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>lands on foreign shores
>few hundred men
>decide to burn own ships down
>death is better than returning home having failed
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>>1865345
Et tu Brute?
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>>1865351
Cortez, the absolute madman
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>>1865351
Cortez.
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>My workaholic dad obsessed over the military but was too cheap to do anything with it
>Start a war my first year in office
>Get six horses shot out from under me
>Go home and write a military march about one of my greatest victories
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>I was born poor but free
>I became an outlaw defending myself
>I learned how to survive
>When my country called for freedom, I heeded
>I was not the top dog but without me all was lost
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>>1865351

Abd al-Rahman I.
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>Told the emperor is dead
>Troops proclaim me emperor
>Emperor isn't dead
>Yolo.jpg
>Get stabbed by my subordinates
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>>1865318
>>1865288
He never fought Napoleon you complete retard.
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>>1865351
>>1865357
>>1865362
Pretty sure that was Pizarro.
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>>1865421
If he didn't fight him then he didn't lose to him
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>Army destroyed, my castle is besieged by a vastly larger force
>Sneak out while the enemy is celebrating
>Run amok in enemy camp and kill their leader
>Forge alliance with my former enemies
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>>1865439
That crazy Serbian guy?
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>>1865446
Nope
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>>1857353
i managed to reclaim italy and the mediterranean despite a lack of soldiers, funds, and even basic supplies
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>>1865464
Belisarius?
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>>1865485
yup
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>Led the Allies to victory in the European theater of war

>abandoned his Jehovah's Witness upbringing in favor of nationalistic pride

>also proposed Operation Wetback
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>>1865362
>>1865357
>>1865427
Cortés was right
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>>1863271
Omar?
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>>1865251
Albrecht Von Wallenstein?
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>>1865532
No, but right time-period. Think very late Thirty Years War
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>>1863271
Seljuk or Kilij Arslan?
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>fighting at the closest thing in real life to the battle of Minas Tirith from LOTR
>my army basically plays the riders of Rohan role
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>>1865571
Jan Sobieski?
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>>1865571
That one polish king
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>recovered lost territory
>made further conquests
>developed forms of guerrilla and trench warfare
>his students became the best generals of the future of his kingdom
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>>1857353
Suvorov
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>Fuck thebans
>Man, fuck my dad
>hes probably not even my real dad and shit
>fuck persians
>fuck boats
>FUCK TYRE
>fuck egypt
>fuck sand
>fuck prophets
>fuck you persian king
>I captured your mom, now what fag
>Babylon is pretty fucking sweet
>fuck the desert
>fuck persepolis
>fuck sobriety
>fuck cleitus
>fucking AFGHANISTAN fuck
>fuck elephants
>fuck dysentary
>fuck everything
>im gonna drink myself to death
>btw give the empire to Krateros
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>>1857353
>I beat firearms with primitive weapons.

>>1865439
Oda nobunaga
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>>1865774
Alexander
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>>1866127
Yup
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>I'm so fucking sick of hills
>Sweet defences though
>Fuck off [REDACTED] you rule the south I'll rule the north
>Oh shit the [REDACTED] are really fucking shit up ever since they came here
>Fuck it lads, let's toss 'em back in the sea
>"But sir, there's thousands of them and only a few hundred of us, possibly between 300 and 400 but we're not sure due to a lack of an exact figure"
>Don't worry faggot, come stand on this hill
>Come get us, [REDACTED] with your horned helmets (citation needed) and superior axe-type weapons (citation needed) and your skill in fights against supplied, organised forces (citation needed)
>"Holy shit sir, we're winning! This hill is the tits!"
>You're goddamn right, this is our bog
>I will forever be remembered as the one who threw [REDACTED] out of our bog
>Wait, King [REDACTED] what are you doing
>No stop it, stop taking the glory
>What the fuck of course you won that battle I've already pushed a majority of their force's shit in
>Lmao at least you got killed in your tent by one of them
>Time to kick back and rule based northbog
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>>1865377
Freddy?
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>>1866127
That Zulu?
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>>1858001
Alexander Nevsky benefited greatly from collaboration with the Mongols.
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>>1865390
i want to know
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>>1863271
khalid ibn al-walid

too easy
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>>1868412
Yes, damn was it that easy?
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"MERDE!"
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Live fast, die young, don't be a wanker
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>>1865610
>>1865634
yep
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>>1866582
Brian Boru?
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> "In that case, there is no time to lose; plant it (the tree) this afternoon!”
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>>1865774
>fuck sand
Anakin Skywalker?
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>>1868962
That shitposter at Waterloo
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>>1869023
Close.
He is who >"fuck off [REDACTED]" refers to
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>>1869046
Kek
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>>1865252
Look up Carausius. He made the Roman province of Britannia his own private island for a while.
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>>1857353
bump
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>>1857353
>beats Rome
>Fuck, if I keep beating Rome like this we're screwed
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>be a dutch privateer raiding spain in eighty years war
>captured by turkish barbary pirate algiers
>convert to islam
>set up his own pirate state in morocco
>sacked iceland and baltimore (ireland) with his ottoman pirates
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When your enemies wipe out 75% of your fighting force, you win
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>>1859240
Bump. It was Tetsuzan Nagata.
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hid in turkey and then fucked up his empire
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>>1873810
Pyrrhus
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>>1875264
Rome during the Second Punic War
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This should be a really easy one:
- Was a fierce warlord in the beginning years of his reign.
- Grandson of the founder of his empire.
- Later got into a peaceful religion and stopped his conquests.
- Wrote stuff on rocks.
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>>1876920
Moses didn't stop his conquest when he became a Jew
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>>1876920
Genghis Khan....?
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>>1876960
>>1876970
Wrong, but you two are close. This person comes from Asia.
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>>1876981
If he Indian?
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>>1857761

Belisarius
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>>1868498
José Antonio Páez (pre Venezuelan separation from Gran Columbia)
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>>1876920
Ashoka.
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>>1877067
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"I have not brought you freedom, but I have found it here, among you."
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>>1868407
Da Great
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