You know the drill: post shitty ms paint art, we try to guess the historical event.
>>1857040
Stalingrad?
Liquidation of the Warsaw ghetto?
>>1857040
Pavlovs house
>>1857040
Pavlov's house
Siege of Leningrad or battle of Stalingrad
>>1857087
Trianon
>>1857089
yep
I don't know if this counts as /his/ but whatever
>>1857108
It doesn't. Anyway, 9/11.
>>1857145
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>>1857145
ww1?
>>1857202
Excellent work m8, one of my favorite historical moment. Absolutely legendary bantz.
>>1857241
Gallipoli?
>>1857145
those Cossacks writing a dirty letter to the sultan
>>1857040
I think I know what this is, i forget the name of it.
But it was right after the end of world war two, where a few German tank crews scuttled and hid in a tower and russian/us soldiers were basically doing a mini siege attempting to make them surrender.
I'm not too sure if there were Russians inside of the tower with them, maybe captured and that's why they didn't just level the tower.
>>1857241
> Australian flag
Should be easy
>>1857241
Dieppe?
>>1857040
>>1857385
JFK
>>1857400
Rorke's Drift
>>1857040
Battle of the grain elevator in Stalingrad
>>1857646
The coming down of the Berlin wall?
>>1857087
>cork hat
Nice
VEry good drawing
>>1858199
>>1857040
Last mission Call of duty 1 russian campaign
>>1858578
>historical event
>>1858578
is it about moses and how he frees the jews from pharow?
>>1858330
mah nigga
>>1857126
Langobards?
>>1858736
Crécy? Shouldn't the knights be on horses though?
>>1858736
agincourt
>>1858803
the original wojak, dunno the name of painting, but the clown is polish and he cares about the fall smolensk
>>1858879
yep he was the only one that was sad about the news that smolnesk had fallen, the rest of the nobels keept partying
>>1858932
WUZ
>>1858803
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sta%C5%84czyk_(painting)
Found it.
>>1858644
>implying
>>1858761
Alaric actually
>>1858994
nice i tried to find it myself
>>1858578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcg5rN-jlaw
The niggers fucked with YHVH, what goes around comes around.
lets see
>>1859070
Hannibal crossing the alps?
>>1859086
nope
>>1859111
It's recognizable as fuck, that's all there is to it
>>1859111
That painting is posted a lot on /his/ though
>>1859111
You're retarded and you wasted trips.
>>1858947
KANGZ
>>1859132
Crossing of the Rubicon ?
If so, shouldn't it be the 13th ?
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tip, this triggers the anglos
>>1859182
9/11 and the iraq invasion
>>1859220
Sea ppl?
>>1859005
That east German upfront looks just like a wojack
>>1859198
Socrates
>>1858210
>saved to reaction folder
no one here
>>1859086
yep
>>1858578
You fucking racist.
You forgot the Whip of Afro-Justice
Guess this one :^)
>>1857040
>Grain elevator in Stalingrad
>Pavlovs house also in Stalingrad
>Or just ment to represent all of the battle for Stalingrad
>>1857400
15 hours of paint
Aerial view
>>1859756
Dresden
>>1859528
Reconquista?
>>1859773
Yes
>>1859140
AND
>>1857040
lol I just literally yesterday read about this house
>>1859772
Siege of La Rochelle?
>>1858199
>>1858210
>>1859326
>no one got it
>>1857040
>>1858210
"DELET THIS"
>>1860052
Dunkirk
>>1860134
Bravo Nolan
>>1860144
Tfw my name actually is Nolan and I'm hoping you're just making movie jokes
>>1860052
Dunkirk
>>1857040
Pavlov's house
>>1857400
Zulu war?
>>1859855
SHEIT
>>1860176
The Inquisition?
>>1860311
Nah
Wanted to draw the holocaust, but then i saw
>Historical event
>>1860323
Hmmmm
>>1859836
Slayer concert
>>1860445
Kursk?
>>1860445
Kursk Blyat
>>1860176
Münster rebellion?
>>1858994
>>1858879
>>1858803
>>1859182
Pearl Harbor
one of the most brutal wars in contemporanean history
>>1859111
>He doesn't recognize one of the most famous russian paintings
>Not saving paintings you like
t.1857202
>>1860556
the glorious first great emu war
>>1860556
Gallipoli?
>>1859111
>not recognising one of the immortalisation of one of the best moments in historical bantz
>>1860556
The Great Emu War.
Never Forget.
>>1859836
>>1860632
P.O.N.C.H.O. secret police
>>1860610
Saddam seizing power live on TV at his Ba'ath Party conference.
>>1859180
Oh shit I know what this is but I can't remember the exact details. The Battle of the Eclipse was an ancient battle. The two armies stopped fighting in the middle of the battle when the eclipse happened and then negotiated a peace treaty. I think it was started because some scythian mercenaries hid with the Turkish king and the Turk wouldn't give them up? Fuck I can't remember.
>>1859183
Orleans
>>1859772
the battle of lepanto?
>>1860686
yes
>>1860669
I seriously doubt any "turkish king" ever fought the scythians.
>>1860782
Willian getting his "conqueror" nickname.
>>1860751
Loyal yamato patriot gutting Maoist commie
>>1860838
The crusades?
>>1860947
hannibal from carthage crossing the alps with his elephants during the punic wars
>>1860920
Death of King Richard the Lionheart?
>>1859182
US Foreign Policy Post-1991
>>1860632
Trotsky?
>>1860972
Can't be that, the king getting killed on the pic speaks English and not French
>>1860920
Richard's death.
However, Richard the Lionheart was french. He probably wouldn't have said "U focking wot m8" but : "T'es sérieux mec ?".
Also, he wasn't killed by a cook, unlike the legend said, but by Pierre Basile, a french knight.
>>1857202
>fuck your mother
Cossacks were ahead of their time in banter
>>1860807
Well he wasn't Turkish but he was a king in modern day turkey. I cheated and googled it, they were Lydians and they were fighting the Medes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_of_Thales
>>1857145
the young hegelians sure knew how to party
>>1859756
not funny
>>1860576
share that folder pls
>>1861403
That monk that killed himself in Vietnam via fire
>>1861398
Defenrstration of Prague
>>1861715
Yes
>>1861398
9/11
>>1861409
Every medieval war ever
>>1861763
Gonna have to be more specific
>>1861409
Trojan War?
>>1861879
Yep
Easy one.
>>1861972
magna carta
>>1862070
Boom.
Want a cookie?
i did it
>>1857040
Pavlovs house Stalingrad
>>1864589
>by Martin Luther
>not t. Martin Luther
>>1861409
The rape of Nanking?
>>1860962
image is named "The crusades.png"
>>1863056
Falklands
>>1861403
RATM album
>>1864829
that filename tho
Roughly 8-10 minutes in MSPaint
>>1865815
Wołyń? I thought Nanking, but the red hair wouldn't fit.
>>1865834
Nope. Want a hint?
>>1865838
Nah, I'll let someone guess. But they are Brits, right?
>>1865870
Yes.
>>1857126
Sea peoples invade Egypt
>>1864783
Battle of Cannae
>>1858199
When the coalition stormed and freed the embassy in Beijing or whatever in 1900.
I'm not sure how hard will this one be.
>>1857202
It... it reads like.... this.
>>1868390
That would be good old Charlie the Hammer on the outskirts of Paris.
>>1868392
Don't you start tripfagging here you raging autistic, its bad enough with you on /k/
>>1868395
Correct. Was it too easy?
>>1858210
>>1861409
Troy
Reposting an old one of mine.
>>1869090
Vasa becoming the first swedish proddie king?
>>1869120
Yes
>>1860494
Ya got it
>>1865882
Taking of northern Ireland?
>>1870090
Henry VIII taking control of the Church of England?
>>1870090
Consumerism taking over spiritualism in the church?
breddy hard one I think
>>1871055
Vinlandssaga
>>1871131
nae
>>1871146
nope
>>1871055
Brian Boru's death?
>>1859764
a turkish/otoman battle?
>>1871233
tá
>>1857126
Eastern Goths
>>1862103
Épaminondas and the battle of Leuctres
>>1871173
Saint Nicholas BTFO pagans in the councel of niccea?
>>1857040
Going easy mode.
>>1871317
Gorbechev turning russia from a comunistic shithole to a mafia run shithole.
>>1871325
CORRECT! You win a loli!
>>1871308
>sacred band
Nah, that must be when Philip of Macedon massacred the Thebans. Forget the name of the battle.
>>1871339
Yay!
>>1871345
Let's see if you can get this one.
>>1871366
Reagan
>>1871342
Alexander massacred the Thebans not Filip2
>>1871375
No, go a couple decades back. (ps: Filename nigger.)
>>1871384
Oh fuck me silly.
JFK assassaination.
>>1869196
Little hint - Asia, 20 century.
>>1871385
AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME O!
Here's another one, I'm going to go after this.
>>1871404
Lol
Hitler suicide ezpz
>>1870090
Council of Nicaea
>>1859756
guernica
>>1859132
crossing the Rhine?
>>1871499
Hitler & Rohm love story ;^)
>>1872464
The day the cockroaches took Constantinople?
>>1860751
>Aheh, nuthin pearsonal, ked.
>>1871404
bonus round
>>1872652
concentration camp according to /pol/
>>1872660
Just make the water gas and it's according to the Jews.
>>1872648
Falklands war.
>>1859772
English vs the Spanish Armada?
last battle of the Korean defensive war vs Japan?
>>1872648
Rorke's Drift?
>>1872648
Boston massacre.
>>1865525
Hearty kek
Battle of Berlin?????!?
>>1872711
>correct!
The Battle of Rorke's Drift, also known as the Defence of Rorke's Drift, was a battle in the Anglo-Zulu War. The defence of the mission station of Rorke's Drift, under the command of Lieutenant John Chard of the Royal Engineers and Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead, immediately followed the British Army's defeat at the Battle of Isandlwana on 22 January 1879, and continued into the following day, 23 January.
Just over 150 British and colonial troops successfully defended the garrison against an intense assault by 3,000 to 4,000 Zulu warriors. The massive but piecemeal Zulu attacks on Rorke's Drift came very close to defeating the tiny garrison but were ultimately repelled. Eleven Victoria Crosses were awarded to the defenders, along with a number of other decorations and honours.
>>1864589
95 feces
>>1872777
Go me.
>>1871121
Benghazi.jpg
>>1873359
Local man and his boyfriends get laughed at.
>>1873384
got it
>>1859764
Cannae.
1618 hours on gimp.
>>1857126
Refugee crisis?
>>1873476
just inside the front gate of kvatch?
>>1870966
Ehh, close enough, Easter Rising.
>>1859772
Red cliff?
>>1857040
Pavlov's house. I've played a lot of Red Orchestra tovarish.
>>1857202
17th century shitposters
>>1873233
wrong
>>1873476
Defenestration of Prague (one of the two).
>>1872660
you're correct btw, lol
>>1872648
That's got to be Zulu
>>1873493
Alesia?
>>1873811
La Somme?
>>1873811
Verdun?
>>1875663
>Verdun
>Britshit soldiers
>>1859154
I read something about the church in which te first conclave was held was burnt down, is this it?
>>1870090
Took me a sec.
Legit funniest one here.
Classic
nice
>>1876855
First steps in the Area 51
>>1874883
correct
>>1876502
gaugamela
>>1871121
General Gordon's last stand at Khartoum?
>>1857307
That image is horseshit, the Turks lost almost the exact same amount of men as the Entente.
Hard mode
>>1876936
Khalkin Gol
>>1876936
Soviet-Japanese War (1945)
>>1863056
Is this a Liberian county flag?
>>1877050
Correct
>>1877048
General Arnold's Quebec expedition
>>1877038
Ramesses II's Nubian campaign
>>1877094
correcto!
>>1877162
Burning of the whitehouse during the war of 1812?
HINT: The 2 men on the right are arabic.
>>1877162
the brits burning the white house
>>1877151
Ignore the Finland in the upper right corner.
>>1876909
Earlier.
Tip: It was the battle where memes died.
>>1876855
Moon landings.
>>1877266
Eyebrow dude
>>1877266
Himmler in British custody
>>1877275
correct!
>>1877289
Shame he pulled an hero at like the age of 90.
>>1877301
>9gag
Boooooooo
>>1875241
Correct
>>1877343
Prestor John infiltrating a town of marauding heathens?
>>1877347
burning of ze rührer
>>1877380
no but you're in the right neighborhood
>>1877393
ah the bomb thingy
forgot about his whole "it was da lord who saved me for the german race" spiel
>>1877411
correct!
>>1877491
If someone gets this one I will be very impressed.
>>1860556
1 minute of silence please
>>1877491
May 15 Incident?
>>1878773
>correct!
The souls at Yasukuni are pleased, anon