>dad i wanna go to south africa
>no son
>please dad
>NO
>ill be real careful and good, i promise
>for fucks sake, alright, but i'm giving you a minder
>yay thank you daddy
>lets go i wanna kill some zulus!!
>no napoleon, your future is too important
>fuck that watch me kill this darkie
>oh no they're too powerful
>>1851610
>yo dude hear me out ok so we take a horse-drawn carriage right and then we put a fucking machine gun on the back hahahaha the peasants are gonna love this
>>1851610
>fails test to become politician
>"fucking elitist bullshit"
>has whacked out dream
>"Holy fuck I'm Jesus' half brother. Time to kill millions!"
Wew 1850s China, what a time to be alive
>>1851662
Forgot pic
>let's invade russia
>try to buy bamboo poles
>price is too high
>time for rebellion
>20 million dead
>worth it
>Dude, what if we tried to capture and hold one of the most heavily-guarded ports in Nazi-occupied Europe lmao
>sir, where will we hit the British next? Their supply lines? A checkpoint? A barracks?
>no we'll hit them where it really hurts, their local pub
>Genuis!
>Wouldn't it be rad if we replaced our professional army with like......Mercenaries?
>Chah dude, Mercenaries are fucking hardcore and shit.
>>1852456
Lol
>"It really did seem like a good idea at the time, in all honesty"
>muh pope
>England pls stop
lol get fucked
>>1852467
you too faggot
>>1852456
kek