You wake up in France during the French Revolution

I'll kill Napoleon to make world better place.

>>1851484
>i have long curly hair and hand which never saw work
>oh fug :DDD

>>1851484

go back to sleep

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I'll make sure robespierre wins

I escape to England ASAP if I arrive before the Terror starts.

>>1851484
Go back to sleep hoping to die in it.

>>1851496
Go full fedorah and make them believe you are just an atheist philosopher.

find Charlotte Corday and kill her

>>1851510
Too late

>read the filename

>get a boat home
>boat attacked by royal navy
>forced to join
>get impaled by wood and die

>>1851505
But he was really sick, and would have died a few months after anyway.

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>>1851484
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN

>>1851644
OP just says

>during the French Revolution

French Revolution started in 1789, didn't get dicey until a few years later. Yay technicalities.

>>1851484
I'll try to save the King and win the counter revolution.

>>1851484
Go back o my country and try to liberate it form the Turks.

>>1851891
Murdered as a reactionary within a week.

Find Napoleon.

get him to sell Louisiana Purchase to the USA.

Invent Minie Ball, rolling block action, and Percusion Cap.

Napoleon now fights his wars with breech loading rifles. that work in bad weather.

tell him to stay out of russia. get better cold weather uniforms for every soldier. replace tin buttons with brass or bronze. establish supply warehouses all over the empire, to supply the army.

find ship buildings and get them to produce screw driven steamships with iron plated hulls.

once France is safe from prussians, perfidious albion, and the rothschilds. send troops to haiti to wipe out the slaves. package them all up and dump them on brazil. resettle Haiti with ethnic french people. no slavery or darkies allowed.

>>1851983
>tell him to stay out of russia. get better cold weather uniforms for every soldier. replace tin buttons with brass or bronze. establish supply warehouses all over the empire, to supply the army.
>implying Napoleon would listen to a word of that

>>1851484
I'd keep my fucking mouth shut until I could get passage on a boat to England. Then I would work my ass off to get passage on a boat to the united states where I would start a lumber company.

Also start drilling for oil.

>>1852014
Was oil even that big of a deal yet?

>>1851484
join the army and fight for liberty desu

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>>1852046
Yes since that shit was used from Europe to China not only to light fires but to seal seams between planks of a ship. Making it very important.

Pic related. The Chinese invented one of the first oil drills. Initially it was really for making well digging easier, but it was also used to drill for shallow petroleum deposits. This was as early as the late T'ang Dynasty so it pretty much highlights the importance of petroleum. The ancient Armenians made their fortunes from the seepage of petroleum seemingly free flowing from their mountains and caves.

Find Talleyrand, chill with him.

>>1851991
Honestly he might, as long as you presented it like "let's prep up to really punch Russia a new Troubles" instead of "whoa man watch out you're about to get your ass kicked". The former is advice, the latter is a challenge.

>>1851844
Les Mis does not take place during the French Revolution, it took place during the June
Rebellion of 1832, please dont make this mistake man, be better than the fucking normies who watch Les Mis

Try to get to england asap.

>>1852232
I know, I looked it up immediately after watching it wondering what the fuck was going on. I was just funposting

>>1851983
>be me, napoleon
>dude speaking english wearing weird clothes won't stop harassing me
>get a translator to find out what he wants
>he tells me a list of random shit about how to take over europe
>nigga i'm not an emperor
>ignore him

>>1851844
i fucking hate plebs

>1793
>not defending the crown and the church

Throw away all items which could suppose that i'm a royalist. Shut my moith and try to get to england or spain.

>>1851534
>wanting to be beheaded

>>1852274
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>1851991
Probably he just wanted to destroy france, so that it would'nt be anymore the supreme power ruling over europe.

>>1851484
Where am I going to crap?

establish the frog fleet of supremacy which will make it possible for napoleon to invade england