Maria Theresa of Austria was uncomfortably hot at age 11

>>1850464
It's because her abdomen is tightly compressed, giving her an hourglass figure. Her guts are suffering though.

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>queen anne will never command
>we will never obey

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she did not age well. she's 45 here.

>>1851297
She had about 15 kids

>>1851389
sounds like a personal problem

>>1851420
Dynastic actually

>>1851297
would still tap

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Obvious choice

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>>1851678
>implying Cleopatra looked anywhere near that hot

lmaaaooooooo

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>>1850464
>tfw you will never fuck the Pope's daughter

>>1851674
>that fucked up neck
>attractive
No

>>1851777
you fuck off, she is God's gift to the Borgia. The true embodiment of chastity.

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I sorta want to bone Olga of Kiev

>>1850464
>stull no MA in this thread
Step it the fuck up

>>1851852
>sluts

>>1851852
MA?

>>1851855
The OP is maria of the fucking Theresa

>>1851863
Marie Antoinette is who he probably means. AKA that dumb bitch who told peasants to eat cake when they said they were starving.

>>1851869
Marie Antoinette didn't say "let them eat cake." She gave regularly to the poor up until she and her family were imprisoned in 1792. She also displayed sympathy for them, which was considered unusual in the court of France.

just a few examples of her actions towards the poor

-paid for women imprisoned because of debts to wet nurses and midwives to be freed
-paid for the upbringing of multiple poor families, as well as orphaned children who were informally adopted
-banned the royal hunt from crossing peasant fields; before this, royalty were allowed to destroy crops during the hunt and it was just fine
-stayed by a man and his wife's side as the man died due to being gored by a stag chased by the royal hunt, offering them comfort and kindness, and she paid for the man's family to be taken care of after his death
-personally attended to injuries of servants, which was shocking by court etiquette standards
-donated an exceptional amount of provisions to the poor during the hard 1788 winter

just a few examples of what she actually said re: the poor

after the coronation of Louis XVI, which was preceded by the Flour Wars:

>It is at the same time amazing and wonderful to be so well received two months after the riots and in spite of the high price of bread which unfortunately continues … It is certain that when people who are suffering treat us so well, we are even more obligated to work for their happiness.

>Money will be saved; but, far more essential, a good example will be set for the people who have suffered so much from the high cost of bread. Luckily hope is returning; the wheat fields look very good, and bread is sure to be cheaper once the crop is in.

>I hope that if there is no lack of bread, many things will be righted. I am in touch with the people; militiamen, market women; they all hold out their hand to me, and I hold out mine to them

tl;dr didn't say let them eat cake, generous and sympathetic to the poor. Public relations are a bitch.

>>1851826
She would invite you to a sauna

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>>1851869
Uhh, you know that was propaganda. The actual line comes from Moonbeam quoting an unnamed queen who either probably didn't exist or didn't say that.

>>1852193
>>1851985
Oh fuck, I've been propaganda'd

>>1852193
It's very likely that he was just using an existing anecdotal urban legend. There are dozens of variations on "This ruler/elite person was told that the poor are starving and can't afford to eat (staple of their diet, rice/bread/etc) and then the elite person said 'Why don't they eat (luxury thing only rich person can afford)?" going all the way back to ancient China.

There's even another "let them eat cake" type legend about the royal family, this one tied to Louis XV's daughters: One of his daughters really, really hated pie crust. When she was told that the poor were starving, and she said "Ah! Can they not even tolerate pie crust enough to eat it?"

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you know which other historical girl was uncomfortably hot at a young age?

>>1851754
>believing in the lies of emperor(grand faggot) augustus

lmaaaooooooo

>>1853574
Cleopatra would have been inbred as fuck.

>>1853501

THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED

>>1853579
which would mean she only had good genes then

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>implying there's a better /his/fu than her

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>>1853937

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>>1853937
step ya game up

>>1853949
S-she looks a bit like my ex... ok?
Makes me uncomfortable.

>>1851678
>white

WE

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Princess Leonilla

Hnnnggg

>>1853937
>>1853939

Talk about cute as fuck

>>1851297
The stress of being an absolute monarch in 18th Century warring Europe takes its toll on you, anon.

>>1853937
>>1853939
Get you a girl who can do both

>>1853937
>>1853939
Damn, son. What a pretty face. The hair style sucks hard, though.

>>1853950

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>>1853937
>>1853939

>implying there isn't

Make way for premium waifu Tatiana. If anything will make you hate the Bolsheviks it's that they shot her in a fucking basement. Kills me every time.