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David was an aim hacker Prove me wrong

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David was an aim hacker

Prove me wrong
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>>1833956

If this battle happened in the 12th century, Goliath would have had a full helm plate rendering the sling useless.
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>>1833956
The David and Goliath story belongs in the realm of fiction because Goliath was a mythical half-god, half-man beast like out of greek mythology.

Prove me wrong.
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>>1833976
If the battle happened in the 12th century, David would have had a crossbow rendering the full plate helm useless.
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>>1833996

The oldest manuscripts describing it from the Qumran site put Goliath at about 6'6", or a smidge over 198cm if you use the metric system . A big guy, to be sure, but hardly some sort of actual superhuman giant.
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>>1834006
Wait I thought he was one of the Nephilim? Weren't they like several storeys high?
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>>1834136

Well, the modern masoretic text puts Goliath at bigger, adds another 2 cubits to make him almost 10 feet tall. That might be what you're remembering.


There's nothing in there that I can recall connecting Goliath with the Nephilim (or even that the Nephilim explicitly being giants). The weird appellation Samuel gives Goliath is that he is an

>איש הביניים

Literally "A man in the between (space)" What the hell that's supposed to be, I'm not sure, although you have at least a fairly mundane explanation that he was standing in between the Philistine and Israelite camps to make his challenges, although that doesn't seem to fit grammatically with how it's used, as it seems to be a title or an origin of some sort.
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>>1833976
i doubt that a full helm would help against stone thats flying in like 180 km/h
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>>1836808
Plate was capable of stopping lower velocity bullets. It's likely that a sling bullet would just bounce off. People typically wore padding and shit under their helmets.
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>>1833956
>Prove me wrong
Why should I that's literally the whole story
God guides David
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>>1836826
yeh i know, but i still think a stone to head coming at you at 180 or more km/h still gonna effect you, despite you having helm and padding
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>>1834006
>A big guy
For You
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>>1833956
was david a manlet or not
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>>1834006
>about 6'6", or a smidge over 198cm
Myth confirmed
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A sling is actually an extremely effective weapon, with the only drawback being it takes years of practice to master. That David and Goliath is an underdog story is a misconception - in fact army of nimble, competent slingers would be expected to wreck a bunch of guys with swords.
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>>1834006
He was going up against a hebrew, a race of manlets
David could probably suck his dick standing up, so if they say he's a giant to them, he's a giant to them
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