All Of /His/tory

at the beginning there was nothing

the end

>>1827348
Then God....

>>1827355
spoke.

then they used the fire to heat up the food...

>>1827355
then suddenly the whole universe. Then our solar system. Then Neandertals and homo-sapiens.

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why isn't david circumcised?

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN!

THE GOYIM KNOW!!!!!

>>1827369
Who then buddied up with doggos.

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>>1827384
>>1827367

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>>1827384
And mankind built a great civilization with electricity, philosophy, birth control, equal rights and justice... but they didn't thank God for their accomplishments. So God pissed a torrent of fury upon the Atlantians, and a leviathan to devour their remains.

>>1827439
God then gave us Chlamydia and Gonorrhea, which the sodomites cultured and released upon the world.

>>1827450
god then annihilated the sodomites, because they tried to fuck his angels.

>>1827457
God then fucked with Job, for reasons.

>>1827457
Then some old man's daughters raped him, which, made new people.

Then the first society formed, from berry-picking homo-sapiens. And it was good.

Something something Mesopotamia

Civilization vs Germans

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Then we fucked Napoleon

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>>1827345
ITT
>ironically saying history is "God did it"
>unironically continues to make the joke by literally blaming God for everything historical

Plebbit can't even get satire right...