Would you rather be a land-owning citizen in Greece or Persia

>>1822389
Greece.
Persians are faggots.

>>1822389

Depends on which city state, but probably Persia desu.

>>1822389
Greece if Thebes. otherwise Persia

>>1822389
Persia, only pedophiles and fedora tiers choose Greece.

>>1822409
See
>>1822644

>>1822744
So you admit you're a faggot, fedora kun?

Greece, if I get to be an Athenian, as around that time they started to evolve into the naval superpower of the time.

>>1822389
I'm a decent moral human being. So Persia.

>>1823058
Greeks were literal faggots

>>1822389
To participate in the governing of the Polis with my fellow citizens would be a most virtuous life indeed!

>>1822389
Greece
>>1822409
/thread

Persians get out

>>1823188
Greeks are pedophile faggots, no just any garden variety standard faggot.

>>1822389
Persia.

>>1822389
Where in Greece? Every city state had it's own laws.

So. Persia.

>>1823273
greece. chances of i seeing my 50s is much higher in greece where it is a taboo to judge victim's death and so on and so on. in persia i could get rekt by a satrap or some local faggot over some trivial issue.

>>1823864
That like almost never happened outside of some outliers. You could have the same shit happened to you by one of the various tyrants in the other Greek city-states.

Anyway as for OP I'd pick Persia, more cultures, more exotic peoples, more varied cuisines and the King's law is universal.

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>boyfuckers
>or the first multicucktural shithole
the steppes of xiongnu

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Is that even a question

>>1822409

It's like literally the opposite though, anon

>>1822389
Persia obviously. I'd be a cool zoroastrian horse archer with multiple qt wives.

What have the Persians ever done for us?

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>>1824759
Every good story needs a villian

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>>1824759
>Persia circa 475 BC
inspired countless Greek's and Romans to become Gods.

>>1824651
>Turkroach talking about pederasty as if it isn't inherent in "Turkic" **********culture*********

>>1824771
>villains
>in history
>frogposter
Kill yourself

>>1824759
Monotheism
Postal service
Horse archery
Chariots
Poetry
Central administration
Cyrus the Great is the Messiah
First real global empire
Be multicultural and tolerant (Achaemenids at least)

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>>1824915
>he's never heard of Mesopotamia or Egypt

>>1824924
Persia is part of Mesopotamia.

>Egypt
>monotheism
It doesn't count when its a short lived fad, faggot.

>>1827252
Why the fuck would anyone choose Rome when it had already gone to shit?

>>1827264
It was always shit. The glorious Sassanids were always superior.

The only good Roman scholar was Seneca. He was special.

Greece for that sweet boipuccy

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Could somebody create a Greek soldier variant out of this toad meme?

Would appreciate it, thanks.

Persian of course. Greeks are weak and poor.

>>1824942
Other way round, kiddo.

>>1828614
Wrong again, nigga.

>>1822389
Almost certainly Persia.

>>1823188
>Greeks were literal faggots
this is always tossed around yet there is no evidence to suggest homosexuality was present in all Greeks.

>>1822389
Greece obviously.

>>1830233
Well putting today's ideas from society to theirs just fucks everything up so you can say they were Faggots but it's not the same

>>1822389
Greece, no contest.

>Be Ancient Greek
>Invent philosophy and science as it would be practiced for the next two thousand years
>Set the foundation for all subsequent Western art and literature
>Get to fuck hot boy butts
>Don't associate with filthy barbaros

>Be Ancient Persian
>Adhere to the dogmatic principles of Zoroaster's dualistic cosmology which no one would still care about after the rise of Christianity
>Make art that still looks the same as Sumerian stone relief carvings from 2000 fucking years ago
>Don't get to fuck hot boy butts
>Bend over backwards to please the filthy barbaros
>Fail to conquer Greece twice in a row despite overwhelmingly favorable odds
>Get rolled by Alexander the Great

Tough choice.

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>>1822389
Greece, specifically Athens.
>tfw you will never be an ancient Athenian and must live in a "democracy" where women can vote

>>1822389
Persia.

>>1822389
Persia, it had legitimate human rights, and a significantly less gay culture than those boy fucking oily queers,

>>1830233
>having to specify that it wasn't ALL Greeks that fucked children.

>>1830491
Some children fucked greeks

>>1830494
But who's the rapist, the actual rapist or the statutory rapist?

>>1824759
I can't tell if this is a "what have the Romans ever done for us?" joke or if you're serious

>>1830503
shut up queer

>>1830310
>dogmatic principles of Zoroaster's dualistic cosmology
That doesn't happen till the Sassanids codified and made orthodox Zoroastrianism you stupid faggot. Which is about 1700 years later.

>Get rolled over by Alexander the Great.
>Let's ignore the Corthinian War were a combined small Persian and Athenian fleet ass-reamed the Spartan armada.
>Or how by the end of the 5th century the Greeks were bending over backwards for the Great Persian King's peace.

>>1824641
/thread

>>1824759
kys

>>1830926
>Let's ignore the Corthinian War were a combined small Persian and Athenian fleet ass-reamed the Spartan armada.
>Persians can only succeed when the Greeks help them out
Yeah, good point, Darius :^)

>>1830310
>rolled by Alexander the Great
except he basically converted hisself and his empire into Persian straight after

Greeks were faggots and massacred each other on a daily basis

Persia all the way HAIL CYRUS

>>1830934
Nice shit post, debt kun. :^)

>>1822409
This.

heil cyrus

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>>1832756
ironic

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>>1832847

>>1822389
Bactria.
The best of two worlds.

>>1833258
Not really in 475 BC

>>1833258
Correct answer desu
>you will never see the sun rise in the Land of 1,000 Cities

>>1822389
Persia. Meritocracy was cool.

I'm Iranian. Fuck off, we're full.
I also took a genetic test and it seems that I have a <5 genetic distance to the standard Iranian ethnicity/sample size. AMA I guess.

>>1822389
Persia.

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>>1836226
pedar sookhteh

>>1822409
I cant find better joke in all world

>>1838390
Here come turk shit!

>>1822389
Greece of course

Polis is love. Polis is life

>>1836226
Wait are you an American "Iranian" or are you living in Iran right now
If first fuck off
If second how is life with limited freedom?