>*blocks your path*
>>1813722
*unsheathes gladius*
You sure you want to do this, kiddo?
I like his jaw.
HE WAS A CONSUL OF
>>1813735
it's overrated and you know it
What do you want mannlein?
*crosses your river*
>pushes you down
Sorry im pro-Lex Scantinia
>>1813722
Demand to know why he's wearing his gilded oak wreath. Then get my lictors to kill him as he's hindering Senate business.
Anyone has the "Battle of Teutoburg Forest never happened" meme?
>>1815243
GREETINGS GAUL I SEEK YOVR FRIEND OBELISK AS I REQVIRE HIS SERVICES IN DELIVERING A LOAD OF MENHIRS
>>1816518
>Obelisk
>not Obelix
Do Americans really do this?
*ests your alea jacta*
>>1815243
>constantly carries a sword around
>never used it
hello beautiful
Sup Gaetus, sodomize any Thebian boys today?
>>1816608
>prefers to punch his way out of situations despite having a sword
Truly based
>>1816693
"I would watch your mouth plebian before I seal it with my longinus donginus."
>>1816553
*cries*
*noms on a comfort salami*
;-;
>germanic jaw
REEEEEEEEE
>>1816666
checked and mired
show him the superiority of mayan medicine
>>1813722
"Spartacus did nothing wrong"