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You're sitting on 4chan shitposting when suddenly your phone starts ringing. It's Canadian Prime Minister Justine Trudeau and His Excellency the Right Honourable David Johnson!
Impressed by your intricate and nuanced shitposts pertaining towards world history, as well as your wicked sense of humor, they've decided to draft you as part of a team tasked with the Abdication of the British Monarchy and the creation of a uniquely Canadian Monarchy.
Who would you have take the place of Her Majesty by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Queen, Defender of the Faith Elizabeth II? Do we import Prince Andrew, Duke of York and start our own branch? Do we grant Perry Bellegarde and other native authorities and band members minor aristocratic titles and provisional kingship? How would such a transition function? Are there any parallel cases in history?
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Jim Hart for Baron
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Raise all former Prime Ministers and their families to the rank of nobility.
Have said nobility vote for the monarch at every succession.
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>>1811799
This sounds like homework
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Bey Murad II Reis bi (ID: !TURKY998uo)
2016-10-11 19:49:11
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Since it has to be related to the British monarchy I nominate King Salman of House Saud.
I am sure Trudeau will be overjoyed with these news while his Sikh staff not so much.
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>>1812047
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>>1812047
Kek! Is he really related to the royal family?
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>>1812047
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What about indigenous nobility? There's already debates about whether tribal councils should have Imperium. Why not give different tribal leaders nobility claims in exchange for sovereignty.
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Bey Murad II Reis bi (ID: !TURKY998uo)
2016-10-11 19:57:39
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>>1812101
of course, even the queen has accepted her place within arab society
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>>1812047
I honestly love this shitposting Turk.
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Bey Murad II Reis bi (ID: !TURKY998uo)
2016-10-11 19:59:52
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And here we have Sheik Charles with his distant cousins doing a traditional Gulf Arab dance.
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>>1812008
Seems a bit reiterant
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>>1812129
he is a larper not a turk
t. larp expert
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Bey Murad II Reis bi (ID: !TURKY998uo)
2016-10-11 20:03:37
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>>1812152
yok babam, mən ərmeni am
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Maharaja Harjit Sajjan when?
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>>1812165
a bee bop a lua a wop bop wow
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I nominate Tim Horton to become the immortal God-King of Canada, to forever bless our winter nights from his cosmic palace.
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>>1812165
A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba
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>>1812134
fucking bandits made kings by the british, the arabs will probably dig their own grave, theyre not civilized, theyre like the brits before the french tought them how to behave
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>>1812240
>that kingly chin
I second the nomination of King Horton.
Although really Canada would probably be better off copying the HRE's decentralized model. Each province would be a royal estate, while unceded native territories would also be recognized as separate kingships. Each king would have the ability to grant honorary titles and veto legislature directly affecting their estate. All vetos requiring a single single approval of the MP and a King, while decrees would require a double double approval of two kings and two MPs.
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>>1812134
>>1812047
>Implying the concave cone hat people will ever be ruled by the towel and band hat people
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if canada was the first western power to return to monarchism i'd be so proud of my country
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>>1812008
That hasn't been working for the United States that well though, has it?
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>>1812374
>first
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>>1812374
your country being?
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>>1812578
canada
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>>1811974
How the fuck do you know who Jim Hart is
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>>1812152
On all levels except physical he's a turk.
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>>1812758
How the fuck do you?
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>>1812769
[döners]
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>>1812758
I keep tabs on all our aristocracy
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>>1811974
>Wanting a wood carver as Baron
Get Conrad Black as baron or even Jim Pattison.
Hell, get Elon Musk to become an aristocrat, even if he lives in the US and is primarily American-Business oriented, it'd help out more than giving titles to powerless people because of muh First Nation title
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>>1812878
>Hell, get Elon Musk to become an aristocrat
I could get behind this.
> it'd help out more than giving titles to powerless people because of muh First Nation title
Do we want a powerful aristocracy though?
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>>1812901
kinda. Given that he's more involved in the US giving him power wouldn't be bad considering the rest of the powerful aristocrats would be blatantly pro Canada.
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>>1812878
You're at the club with your gf and this guy declares primae noctis, what do you do /int/?
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>>1813402
grab my pitchfork
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>>1813402
>primae noctis
>gf
that's not how it works buddy
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>>1811799
Make a Quebecois monarch just to piss everyone but France off, but especially to piss Britain off
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>>1813740
>Give a bunch of first nations groups nobility status
>Make Prince Henry sit between them when he comes to visit
>Don't even let him sit at the head of the table
>Quebec's face when
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No locals. You'll wind up with shitty pols like Mike Duffy or more likely some French/Haitian SJW.
No, I suggest we keep it in the House of Windsor, but skip a generation.
King Harry I of Canada.
He's a good bloke.
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>>1813740
This would probably be the best case scenario.
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>>1813837
>King Harry decked out like Louis xiv
>Various native leaders dressed in bear skins and traditional robes
>Lord Hadfield, Lord Musk, Lord Black, Lord Suzuki and so on
>Fleur-de-lis everywhere
BASED.
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>>1811799
Her Majesty by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Queen, Defender of the Faith Elizabeth II
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NOT MEME ANSWER
DON "FRUITY EUROS" CHERRY
HE ALREADY IS CANADIAN ROYALTY
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>>1814298
LIES
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>>1811799
This honestly triggered me a little bit. If Canada ditched or switched the monarchy i would seriously request British Citizenship. My Great Great Great Grandfather didn't kill Yankee rebels and move to Upper Canada to remain a subject of the King so I could defile my ancestors by abandoning the rightful monarch.
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>>1814454
But what if Prince Harry became KING Harry? What then?
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>>1814489
Nah cunt he's gonna become our king.
He's a top bloke who doesn't deserve your Chinese colony.
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>>1814494
>>1814489
>Will's "face" after he becomes sovereign of both your colonies
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>>1814498
He probably will once the Queen finally dies off
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>>1814489
He shouldn't be king. I want him to remain the King of Bantz and tasteful lads, and also go fuck up more durkhas. I'd he becomes king then he'll have to start being respectable and won't be allowed to have any fun in the military.
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>>1811799
Real Canadian royalty material right here folks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZYSWuEGzso
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