The wrong side won the English civil war >tfw no Absolute monarch

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lel get fecked

>>1805880
REEEEEEEE Roundfags get out!!!!!!!

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>>1805885
Make us. Oh wait.
You can't.

>>1805897
Puritians are literal cancer
>hurr we should ban fun

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>>1805897
Have at thee, ye lowborn woodworker

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>>1805906
Stay mad degenerate.

>>1805911

>>1805914
whats degenarate about music or dancing, or christmas for fucks sake

Fuck you purinigger

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Daily reminder that the puritians were literal niggers that destroyed art and burned

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>you will never go out and murder papists, royalists and Irish and then return to your qt puritan wife knowing that you have done God's work

>>1805960
>pale disgusting english women
>not marrying forgien brides like a real cavalier

if charles wasnt such a top tier retard the civil war wouldnt have happened

>>1806204
How was he a top tier retard exactly!?

>>1806247
He thought he could exercise absolutepower in a country where no suchthing had been done for centuries.

>>1806204
What would have you done in his shoes?
Keep in mind you love your extremely Catholic wife, you can't just throw her to the dogs.

>>1806254
So? Better a monarch then a retarded purtian theocracy

>>1805874
constitutional monarchy > absolute monarchy.

you get the main benefits of a absolute monarchy in terms of a rallying figure and a figurehead, but the actual government is done by competent ministers who know they answer to the people