>*blocks your path*
>>1803697
*steps over you*
>>1803697
>he walks on the road
Have fun paying your road tax, normicus barbaricus.
>>1803697
*Liberates your village*
>>1803697
>*steals your girl*
>>1803697
>No more move, sir!
*shitposts in your thread*
A roadblock, you say....
>all roads lead to Roma
>>1803870
>tfw I remember being there and being paranoid as fuck every time we went out.
>>1803956
Hey, as long as there aren't any suspicious piles of trash near the road, you'll be fine.
What are the odds that'll happen?
>>1803697
>*marches through your city*
>*plays accordion*
>>1803697
Back the fuck off?!
>>1803697
Citizen, lay down your sword! Why fight and die for the elite of Rome, men you have never met in a city you have never been to?
Let us drag the senators into the streets and strip them of their jewels and gold. Open the vaults of the patricians and let all citizens of Rome share this wealth. Your wage of salt is nothing compared to the treasure that awaits.
>>1803697
*unzips katana*
*teleports behind*
psh
*swings club onto shoulder*
Heh... This should be interesting.
>>1804593
where is he now?
>>1803697
Why hello, my fellow Roman!
By Jupiter! What a day!
>>1803697
>*defenestrates behind you*
>>1803956
>Being there
What did you do?
>>1804941
Try and stop me.
>>1803697
Salvete amici !
Civis romanus sum mittin me intro ?
>>1804983
My MOS was EOD however around the time I enlisted Obama stepped into office and we were faced with budget cuts.
Our primary objective was to figure out which wire to cut but again we were on a budget so our battalion could not afford disarming kits for every unit.
We had to be creative. So we decided to start kicking anything that looked suspicious. Sometimes we'd throw rocks at it but we were written up but our staff sergeant for this and he made us start picking up sharp objects with our teeth.
>>1803702
>>1803697
*throws pommel vigorously*
I am Rome