What country are you from? Describe the history of your

Country that has a stupendous number of people and punches way below in weight in all matters that matter in today's world.

also
>>>/int/

France.

Don't be British.

Brazil

Portuguese brought the niggers from Africa hence ruining it forever. The end.

Hellas
Great for 300 years then everything went to shit

>>1795975
>What country are you from?
Frysia.
>Describe the history of your countre in a sentence.
Frysia.

>>1795975
Argentina
We like to believe we are relevant

>>1795975
Finland
Get razed and pillaged by Denmark, Sweden and Russia time and time again.

Albania.

Money, I want it.

http://albtalk.com/home/what-makes-albania-go-round

Turkey
Eternally butthurt, eternally butthurted

Australia

>nothing happens for 50,000 years and then whitey builds some cities

>>1795975
Mexico

WE DIN DO NUFFIN, IT'S ALL AMERICA'S FAULT

>>1796060
Very accurate

>>1795975
Czech republic
Usa thinks we are Chechnya

UK

It was fun while it lasted

>>1795975
Ireland.

Tiocfaidh ár lá.

Brazil
There's no more tree to harvest or gold to mine, pls go away

>>1795975
United States

Look at me...I'm the captain now.

Portugal

Permanently declining since 1580

Argentina.
Europe's blackest and most autistic child.

Germany

Mind how you go!

>>1796070
>razed and pillaged by...Sweden
what

>>1796415
kek

Scotland
At least we aren't Irish

>>1796497
'Sweden' in colloquial Finnish means foreign, specifically African. It's meant to be a joke or something. Also, 'Dutch' in Finnish means Chinese. They're an odd bunch...

Norway

Real shit until we found oil and now some think it will become real shit again and some do not

Malaysia

Hey white man, help me take over my people.

Canada first
lol bucko you fucked up there

God bless America

>>1796112
>>1796060
+1 for accuracy

Greece

God-tier for 2 millennia, and then... the Turks.

Briton for a bit, celt for a bit, roman for a bit, germanic for a bit, confused for a bit, french for a bit, English for a.... RULE BRITANNIA.

Croatia
We are illyrians, goths, iranians, klingons but not slavs

>>1795975
sweden

cucked from liquorice candy that reduces your test levels by 45%

>>1795975
England

Nobody likes us.

History of Belgium: We were closer to Spain.

U.S.A.

The world's abusive stepdad

UK
Who saw it coming?

Northern Ireland

No surrender, also flegs.

Sweden
Yes

>>1795975
Ireland

Sadness, famine and failure.

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>>1796103
Noice

>>1795975
Serbia

Things can only get worse.

Hunters, farmers, Celts, Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Vikings, Normans, bye bye Pope, Act of Union, small Empire, Industrial Revolution, big Empire, biggest Empire, World Wars, BLACKED.

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>USA
We are Pepe, and the rest are Wojaks.

Israel

Thanks USA

>>1795975
El Salvador
The federation could have worked, you fucks.

>>1795975
No colony and no economy make spain go crazy

>>1796758
Alternativly

We were the Bulwark of Christianity, and all we got is this T-shirt.

>>1795975
Brazil.

We stopped being a colony from one country to be an empire and turned slaves of our own government.

South Africa

History in a nutshell everyone takes their turn at being baas. first bushmen, then bantus then dutch then british then dutch then bantus

>bushmen's turn is next
>indians never get a turn

life ain't fair.

Portugal

Relatively relevant a few centuries ago, literal whos now

Ireland
Fuck the British

>>1795975

Conquered the world, then gave it back.

Chile
earthquakes in every sence

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We invented a lot of shit and now we are on a permanent vacation

>>1796758
Borg i Rvati

Australia
Basically, the British colonised the joint and also saw a good oppurtunity to help with their overcrowding.

>>1797327
>Relatively relevant a few centuries ago, literal whos now

This shit can describe:
>Spain
>Denmark
>Sweden
>Austria
>Poland
>Lithuania
>Mongolia
>Egypt
>Ethiopia
>the whole Balkans
>the whole Caucasus

>Iran
We wuz shahs n shit nigga

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Latvia
Were so paranoid of becoming Russia's bitch that became American bitch. Fug.

Poland

fuck the Russia

Canada

French, English, Natives and immigrants pretending like we get a long in a multicultural pot, except for quebec, who admit they hate everyone (only honest province).

>>1797575
>>1797327


does anyone even care about portugal, anymore? I'm sure spain even forget it exists

Italy.

Why continue being the center of cultural activity for the rest of the world when you can get buttfucked by the Church and internal wars that cause you to get fucked by other countries too?

>>1797519
how would you translate Croat to Klingon

>>1795975
USA

Natives BTFO

>>1796415
What happened in 1580?

>>1797690
Because the Church happened to be the only thing resembling a stable organization from the Fall of Ravenna to Charlemange. That, and the Byzantines itching for imperial unification but with no resources to do so, undoing the Ostrogoths' good work and letting in the much less civilized Langobards in.

Charlemange comes in, he is legitimized by the Church, so good luck ignoring their influence on the peninsula, when everybody else in Europe, up to a certain point, can use the excuse "lol, defending the Pope" to stop you from uniting Italy.

t. Italian

>>1797728
I mean yeah, op said in a sentence but that's how it went.

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>>1795975

India

We wuz Mauryans & Guptas but now we be the world's toilet/call center

>>1795975
Puerto Rico

From rich port to Greek port, we are truly most irrelevant of all the colonies in history.

>>1797728
>Romans killed Italy's chances of ever becoming relevant again
Can't make this shit up.

Spain
I love to stab myself

>from Don Julian, Bolivar, Miranda, San Martin, Fernando vii, 11 civil wars, afrancesados, to nowadays separatisms

Portugal.

The political class never mirrored so well its own population.

>>1796426
Brazil, surely

Mexico

Despotism, religion, and rape.

El Salvador
Pupusas and dead people getting eaten by dogs

Canada
Just...cuck my shit up tbqh

>>1796112
I don't see much of America in your history besides that war and that's not even interesting desu, I would've gone with Cortez

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>>1795975
Colombia.

Haven't lost one war.

>>1795975
Colombia
War after war

>>1795979
India? Brazil? Mexico?

Russia.

Should have genocided more natives and minorities before UN was around.

Colombia
Violence

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>>1798082
Blackest, but not the most autistic.

>>1796301
Nice one

>>1798317
>>1798361
>>1798379
Colombia is in the house tonight

Also:
Switzerland
>literally who for 700 years until we became rich motherfuckers

There's lots of wheat.

Chile

Attempt socialism and fail only to later implement radical capitalism.

I'm okay with this.

Belgium

Once defeated Romans,now struggling with sandniggers

Colombia
A lie

"Oh oh oh yeah, fuck me daddy!

Yeah, fuck oh ohh oh yeah mmmm fuck

Shit yeah daddy fuck me oh oh oh yeah oh

USA

If you think your country isn't fucked up already we'll support your worst enemies and make it so just so you can say you hate us and then when you try to retaliate we'll kill you!

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>>1796103
Fully sick

>>1798577
Best post ITT.

>>1795975
Somalia

Camels and stuff I guess.

america
specifically louisiana, I live in a swamp we bought from napoleon while he was desperate for cash.

The United States

The world is better off without us

>>1797269
>>bushmen's turn is next
>>indians never get a turn
what?
>>1798367
hueland and mexico are peanuts compared to india's pop and brazil is pretty relevant.

>>1795975
We sucked British, then japanese, then american cock and we now deny that we ever did while we're trying to suck up to china.

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Armenia:

Ayo we wuz takavors and empires and shit we invented everythang then those muthafuckin turks came and oppressed us witb thy genocides in shit....

Kosovo.

Everyone wants to have us while we want to be left alone.

>>1795975
Russia. We're a meme.

Poland
We wuz husars and shit

Removed kebab, once a great empire and now fucked up.

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>Norway
We wuz viKANGZ an shiiieeet, then we farmed and fished for 900 years

>>1796775
kek'd

Turkey.We wuz khanz and sultans and shied then to muthafuckin Christian came and oppressed us get yor Turkic asses to bed.

>>1796042
ERE was pretty cool though

>>1795975
Cyprus

And then it got worse.

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>>1800175
>an actually decent armenian
vay asvads jan

>>1796076
underrated

>>1796355
Now that China has become ambitious, you're about to be the new China.

<3 USA

>Burma
Former slaver empire then became a British colony.

Bulgaria

TRI MORETA

USA

Somehow this sounded better in my head.

Venezuela
Warlords, then oil, then socialism and then shit

Brazil.

And then they fucked it up again.

Serbia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl0ahDKR0QU

Romania

After WW2 gypsis started to flood the country...fuck

Most powerful nation in Europe for a good millennia, then Britain and Germany happened.

>>1795975
Wales.

Too many Socialists.

>>1801017
France?

Perú

Repetitive and treacherous. Waster potential.