>be Prince John >be good boy, the only son not to rebel

You forgot the part where you fucked half the baron's wives and sired a whole brood of bastards.

Also, I'm pretty sure the Robin Hood legends start cropping up in the reign of Henry III, not John.

>>1786882
Richard = Pepe
John = Wojak

>>1786891
why arent you banned yet faggot

kys

>>1786882
>be Richard Coeur de Lion
>speak English as good as the average Parisian cafe owner
>go down in history as England's best king

>>1786926
Don't forget how he was almost never in England. Some historian think he may have only spend six months in the country as an adult.

>>1786913
Im not even a balkan /pol/tard you're just a cancerous faggot

>>1786912
He has been banned 4 times already. He keeps avoiding it and making new trips. He is one dedicated autist

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>>1787019
>He has been banned 4 times already.

>>1787019
I like his posts desu.

>>1787034
clearly the solution is to range ban turkey

>>1786926
the average parisian cafe owner speaks good english tho he just thinks anglos (specially americans) are too loud

>>1787064
Then he'd just use proxy and we don't even know if he's turkish or not he might be an one autistic american shitposter as well.

I'm from one of the few places in england where King John isn't hated, because we got classifed as a town by him.

>>1787064
Just start a fake Kurdish resistance movement on /pol/ and pretty soon the Turkish government will do it for you.

>>1786926
>Richard the Lionheart
>gets captured by Saladin AND the HRE and bailed out by his mom

Richard was a shithead and is criminally overrated. He was also a homosexual.

>The rightful King is away, might as well steal his throne.

alright /his/ who really were the best and worst kings of england

>>1790833
Threadly reminder that the best King was a Queen.

>>1790840
so was the worst

>>1790833
>>1790840

this desu

both Elizabeths and Victoria would make the top 5 easily

>>1790852
>>>/int/

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>>1790862
Whats that board got to do with history?

I only started 4channing last week, when some guys on Facebook posted funny pictures from here of that green frog with the funny edits.

>>1790868
staph sultan jizztrumpet

>>1786882
>you try to focus on forging important alliances with the French

Fucked it all up right about there.
That's not wise even for his time. Not safe. Not even profitable. He seemed smart though.

>>1787158
Don't derail this glorious proud english thread please.

>>1791532
>Jean sans terre
>glorious proud english thread

>>1786926
To be fair, it wasn't until the 15th century that English kings spoke English as their first language.

>>1791544
France has always been a fucking boulevard where everyone steps in and out with shit under their boots. It doesn't make it relevant.
I'm not british nor do i blow one every other week end but they stand above shitfrance by nature.

>>1791694
so what are you doing here Nigel

>>1791694
>France has always been a fucking boulevard where everyone steps in and out with shit under their boots

And the last time someone came to rape England, the French shit from under their boots became king of England

>>1791705

See >>1789064
>>1789006
No seriously he was a shit king. It's like that with french people. They come in, fuck it all up backwards then say, "well, it's not french, so it's not good".
English monarchy is like democratic monarchy. French monarchy, while still ongoing, is like... monarchy. French presidents have rights LouisXI never had.
The Queen sits, admires, and nods at the government.

>>1791697
Shitposting. Sorry to all english lads and their colonies.

>>1791754
>No seriously he was a shit king. It's like that with french people. They come in, fuck it all up backwards then say, "well, it's not french, so it's not good".

Kings of England have been French from 1066 to 1485
It was bound to have bad ones in the bunch

>>1791754
>The Queen with capital letters

yeah you're a bong

>>1790845
Victoria barely did anything compared to previous rulers, parliament had all the power by then

>>1791772
They were not french until 1485, stop with this meme

>>1791796

that's kinda the point desu

The epitome of benign neglect, she understood the dynamics well and played her role perfectly

>>1791796
Thank God for it, and for her. >>1791818 hits the nail on the head.

>>1791556
He didn't even speak the most common type of French at the time, he spoke some obscure dialect that was half dead and only got taught it because his tutor thought poetry sounded great in it and he happened to speak it

>>1791867
Wut?
The Pantagenets spoke Angevin French which was basically Parisian French.
Maybe you're talking about the fact he was also fluent in Occitan (the language spoken in Southern France back then)
That's true indeed, but "common French" was still his native language

>>1791556

14th actually, if we're being pedantic.