>mfw good guys lost in the American rebelion of 1776

>>1779945

Honestly America could have used another century of British influence.

t. canadian

self despising burger thread and dumb frogposter

>>1779981
True

t. Australian

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Holy shit would the Germans get blown the fuck out in the Great War if The entire British Empire and the USA went to war simultaneously. The war be over by Christmas.

The US could have been the fifth lion ;_; and we would truly have been the Anglosphere - united under a ceremonial crown as true cousins... brothers even.

>>1780036

Fifth Lion cub*

>>1780036
>implying America wouldn't just be part of Canada had it never rebelled

>>1780099

Fair enough.

Great North America?

United North America?

>>1780036
you had any idea how the british looked down on "overseas" people

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>>1780139
Yes, I am one of them.

>tfw actively miss the british empire

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>>1780036
this post makes me sad. delete it

Commonwealth Britbong eurofags. Stay jealous at American exceptionalism and how we're so much better then you at everything. You'd all be speaking German if it weren't for us.

>>1780124
Probably known as the Great Colony.

>>1780284
>Stay jealous at American exceptionalism and how we're so much better then you at everything.

You mean how you have a massive country with a huge (but not too huge) population that's both resource-rich and almost entirely temperate, allowing you pretty-well unparalleled prosperity coupled with a large pool of candidates from which exceptional people could spring? Any country could be awesome under those conditions.

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>>1780036
That really strikes me in the feels.

It's like the beauty that could've been.

>>1779981
Actually, further British influence would have ruined America by making them essentialy like us.

t. another canadian

>>1779945
RIP in peace injuns.

>>1780322
To be fair, "us" now is also a product of sharing a massive border with the US and continual cultural exchange. Both Canada and the US would look considerably different if the US spent another century or so as a chunk of the British empire.

So you can't really say they'd be exactly like us.

t. one more Canadian

>>1780322
I guess you're right, it would've ruined the fun of making fun of them. Maybe America needed to be the way it was for us to have a common bond.

Why aren't we talking about South Africa in this way?

>>1780335
because seth effrica is shit due to n*ggers and stubborn boers

>>1779945
kys dirty Anti-American

t. European (sadly), who knows that America is the greatest country of all time

sadly I haven't been born there, so now my goal in life is to become an American citizen.

>>1780036

America could have trained the Australians to hunt big game from their experiences with the Buffalo (The shame of the Emu War could have been avoided) and how to successfully exterminate the Aboriginals.

Australia in turn could have taught America the secret arts of the Aussie bants

:_;

>>1780332
>>1780335
desu, I just say that because I'm a massive ameriboo

>>1780339
>have found all south africans to be steadfast friends
>all of them tell the same story about how the country is ruined due to forced equality and the erosion of meritocracy and corruption
>all of them grew up in walled houses being scared someone was gonna abduct them, and for two families it happened

I'd be stubborn if I grew up in seth effrica, too.
again, maybe america was just meant to be our eternal scapegoat

>>1780360
get out stupid frenchman, you're just jealous of our friendship

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>>1780367
>mentioning the emu war

DELETE THIS, IT TRIGGERS MY PTSD

>>1780374
I'm sadly a Kraut

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It could've been majestic

>>1780385
i refer to my previous statement

>>1780393
disgusting flag

>itt: the eternal anglo faces its irrelevancy
feels good desu

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>>1780397
It's better than the real flag.

>>1780400
We're not facing our irrelevancy, just wishing you could've been part of the eternal anglo, too

>>1780407
What is this, the Earth Federation?

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feels good man

Is there any other opinion that is as synonymous with Anti-Intellectualism as Anti-Americanism is?

I don't think so ds

>>1780415
No, it's the flag for the Commonwealth of Nations, aka every nation that has Queen Elizabeth as the monarch.

>>1780407
fuck off nigel

>>1780400

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidious_Albion


Think of the amount of morally ambiguous, backstabbing shit, the British could have taught you. It could have advanced the morally Ambiguous, backstabbing shit America does by centuries.

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>>1780416
>polandball
Back to Jewdit!

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>>1780426
Good thing you have the Westminster system, because god knows mandatory voting prevents your vocal minorities from feeding on hate and snowballing half the nation into voting for a vitriolic anti-immigrant shitposter

o h

w a i t

>>1780430
>>1780440
fuck off anglos we dont need your shit brexit was a dying gasp at relevance of an unimportant culturally dead country

>>1780426
>>1780444
t. Pierre "click-click" Mohamed

>>1780434
That was a truly horrendous post.

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>>1780444
>He doesn't even speak his own language

>>1780450
sorry your country is so dead culturally it thinks 'butter pie' is actually a good thing
britian is god's shitpost

>>1780444

I hope the next 8 years under President Clinton are fun.

>>1780458
It'll be totally worth it to see /pol/ on election day.

>>1780453
je parle le français nigel
>>1780458
america is a much better run country than britain we arent autistic enough to try to preserve the royalty

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>>1780451
Good, now go back to Jewdit where you belong, filthy goy slave.

>>1780459
nah, trump would be way more entertaining.
/pol/ gets butthurt everyday.
the media would spin out a trump victory for months.

>>1780456
>britian

So close, yet so far

>America is a much better run country

SO CLOSE

>>1780456
im from north america born and raised faggot

not a dirty youre a peein

>>1780494
I dunno, 2012 was pretty good, and /pol/ has way more riding on this one.

>>1780464

You mean the royalty that turns a profit?

The same royalty that takes away the all the luster and limelight from the actual heads of government,

The same royalty which sucks the adoration of the public away from government members, allowing the people a clear look at those we elected and aren't blinded by cultlike adoration that Presidents get?

That terrible royalty?

>>1780497
no, it would be a few weeks at most, and only /pol/ would be affected.

i place much more entertainment factor on how normies and such would react.

>>1780495
typical anglo cant even communicate effectively
go drink your tea on your shitstain island
>>1780496
i am too i even took a trip to london and i was grasping for things to do to fill a three day trip its such a boring country

>>1780500
its autistic you bong

>>1780500
Oh, that's what royalty does. I thought it was just the lady on the money and every now and again she sends one of her many children over to say hi and generally does nothing but let us do our own thing and we get a neat little friendship with the UK for it.

T. australian again

>>1780500
>presidents
>cultlike adoration
literally in what country, sure doesn't sound like the US.

>>1780506
>>1780510
>In London
>Can't find anything to do for 3 days

you sure we're the autistic ones here?

>>1780515
Who's "we"?

>>1780515
theres the tower of london and a few churches but beyond that its a boring city
the globe theater was closed

>>1780036
Britfags are just jealous we played the traditional British international role, i.e. fund the war with our $$$ and then swoop in at the last minute to take all the credit for winning the fighting part of the war.

>>1780520
People who aren't the tripfag shitting his pants over the vicious terrible eternal anglo meme

>>1780523
>West End play
>Go drinking in Soho afterwards
>British Museum
>Go have a picnic in Hyde Park

not exactly espousing its value because I also think london is a bit shit desu but if you can't find stuff to do there then you're a bit daft

>>1780533
>daft
fuck offffffffffffff
and i did go to hyde park and it was fucking boring

>>1780539
I don't know, maybe you just aren't very good at having fun

maybe you are a bit daft :^)

>>1780542
as if british """culture""" wasnt bad enough their accent is fucking ear rape yet ereyone loves it

>>1780529

Dominion member here. Made me kek pretty hard.