Was ancient Egypt a meme? Everyone conquered them.

>>1746742
They conquered Canaan and part of Syria and Nubia

but they conquered the galaxy

>>1746742
And the vast majority of Black people romanticize and worship them. Makes you think, doesn't it.

>>1746742
>Everyone conquered them
check out Egypt's neighbours and then tell me Egypt got conquered more often than them.

>meme this meme that
this board seriously has to go

>>1746763
Egyptian military was shit.

egypt's dynastic history is pretty long, comparatively it outlasted all of its conquerers in age

egypt is not a meme, remember what vorenus says to pullo, you should respect it

didn't Egypt not fall to any kind of foreign invasion until after the Bronze Age Collapse, which wiped out pretty much every other major civilization in the eastern med except for them anyway?

I know that Egypt and the Hittites became pretty fierce rivals for a while but I forget wether or not the Hittites actually decisively conquered them.

>>1746768
They had fallen to the Hyksos who ruled them for a few centuries until they got kicked out by the native Egyptians.

Either way Egyptians didn't fall to the sea peoples but after defeating some of them they came to terms and some were employed as mercenaries, some of those were settled by the Egyptians in Canaan/The Levant, much like the Franks did with the vikings in Normandy.

>>1746742
>Was ancient Egypt a meme?

Literally yes, but not in the way you mean.

>>1746766

True, but at least they HAD a military which is more than what you can say for more of their neighbours...

>>1747078
They got rekt by a bunch of niggers.

>>1747094

This happened once or twice, which is not a lot considering we're talking about a state that existed for over 2000 years.

>>1747108
And for the rest of that period they were getting rekt by other nations. They were punching bags.

>>1747123
They wrecked Canaanites, Nubians, Syrians, Hittities, sea peoples, Egyptians were harcore

>>1747127
Wrecking sea peoples is hardly an achievement as they were a bunch of fucking pirates.

>>1747131
A bunch of fucking pirates that destroyed the Anatolians/Hittities, Cyprus and most of the major cities in the Levant including Ugarit itself

>>1747127
>>1747131
>>1747143
They also wrecked Judeans (early Hebrews=

>>1746742
>its history spans thousands of years
>reducing this to memes

daily reminder that /his/'s iq is lower than /pol/'s

>>1747157
IT'S HISTORY SPANS THOUSANDS OF COCKS WHICH THEY SUCKED

>>1747123

Like who?

>>1747212
Like everyone.

>>1747157
That moment when you realise that /pol/acks taking a genuine interest in politics makes them significantly more likely to have an IQ higher than the rest of society

>>1746742
How did they lose to the Umayyad Caliphate?

>>1747212
Persia Macedon Babylon For starters

>>1747270
Umayyad, bro?

>>1747317
I mean Rashidun caliphate.

>>1746742
And yet they watched dozens of empires and kingdoms come and go and they just kept on charioting.

>>1747270
Allah (swt) granted the Muslims victory as he will eventually grant them victory over all nations inshallah

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>>1747261
>genuine interest in politics makes them significantly more likely to have an IQ higher than the rest of society

>>1747270
Because they were ruled by Greeks (Roman Empire)?

>>1746758
>And the vast majority of Black people
>vast majority

>>1747578
How on earth could the Roman Empire be greek? It makes no sense

>>1747123
Well it was a major empire after another and they didn't have an army

>>1747261
>politics
>intellectual in the least
Lol my nigga

>>1748085
> It makes no sense
Ever heard of the byzantine empire?

>>1748399
Yes but they're Greek, not Roman
Rome is in Italy, not Greece

>>1748406
Retard

>>1747312
After 2500 years of existence

>>1748475
>doesn't know simple geography
>calling others retards

>>1748085
When the Romans took Egypt they didn't make big changes in the ruling class which was Greek. That's what he meant I think

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after earth was destroyed the first time by yawh we as a race have never come near the tech we had.
this is what your god did to earth.

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>Was ancient Egypt a meme?
Yes, until the righteous Empire added them to the fold of "states no longer bullied".

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>>1746758
Because the Egyptians enslaved them, why wouldn't you look up to your masters.

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>>1747261
bullshit

>>1749663
Ha, TJ should know, he masterminded one of the yellower examples of yellow journalism...

>>1746768
No, the Hittites and Egyptians fought each other to a stalemate which weakened both Empires, neither managed to conquer the other.

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also give us back the item you stole from us that you then named the "ark of the covenant" jew thieves.
it belongs here , it would power earth .

>>1749620
Not taking the bait, fuck off roach