Oh good, you're here. Please close the door.

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>>1742878
Concentrating on your homework I see, good girl

G Em C D

>>1742888
more like Gem CD haha

>>1742898
haha

>"Once when I was spending the night at Jacque’s, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she’d always hidden from me and which I’d never seen. I asked her whether, as proof of our friendship, we could touch each other’s breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!"
What did she mean by this?

>>1742901
Hahaha

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>/his/ - History & Humanities

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

>>1742878
>Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>>1742964

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwJ_e7gokkUQX1c4YlhHQVBnQ0U/view

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>>1742965
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

>>1742968

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwJ_e7gokkUQX1c4YlhHQVBnQ0U/view

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>>1742970

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>>1742972

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

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>>1742972
meh, boring meme tbqh, it is obviously trying too hard to be edgy rather than being genuine and authentic

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>>1742975

I feel your pain...

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>>1742976

What gave it away?

Was it the NMH plagiarizing? The "fuck like an unsustainable third world population" part? The Fury/World of Tanks joke? The rage-inducing reference to the American Civil War? The horrific Dresden reference? The slav squatting meme? Or the Mad Max joke at the very end?

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>>1742878
Guten tag m'fräulein. Do you happen to know of any jews in this area?

>>1742878
too soon

>>1742938
Nice

>>1742885
I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE TROTSKY

I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE WHERE STALIN LEADS THE UNION

>>1742904
>she
Didn't they admit few weeks ago that her father co-written the diary? It might been his work.

>>1742904
>as proof of our friendship, we could touch each other’s breasts
I thought this was an anime meme.

>>1743459
>Didn't they admit few weeks ago that her father co-written the diary?

No....

THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED

>>1743610
IS A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN

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ALONE AT LAST, MY LOVE
MY DICK PULSATES FOR YOU

>>1743631
ALL FLOATING IN GLASS

>>1743581
Jews were behind it naturally.

>>1742904
>implying that wasn't her pedo father

>>1742905
Hahahaha

>>1742904
Qt

>>1743645
Hahahahaha

>>1742885
Usually, you say really stupid shit and make me dislike Turks because of that. However, you're being surprisingly intelligent in this thread.

>>1743600

No, they added her father as a co-author to extend the copyright by another 40 years.

Basically Jew tricks so they can keep making money off her/keep Larry Flynt from using her diary (which would be in public domain) to make >>1742964 >>1742965 >>1742965 >>1742968 >>1742970 >>1742972 >>1742974

>>1742878
There was a lookalike when I was in high school.
Quite pretty looking desu but she was such an obnoxious, empty headed weeaboo as well so kinda repulsing.

>>1742878
AHAHAHAH

IT IS TIME FOR PENIS IN VAGINA NOW

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>>1743984
>keep Larry Flynt from using her diary (which would be in public domain) to make >>1742964 >>1742965 >>1742965 >>1742968 >>1742970 >>1742972 >>1742974

That is the best summary of copyright law I have ever read.

>>1743640

Serious question.

What does /his/ think Otto Frank would make of >>1742964 >>1742965 >>1742968 >>1742970 >>1742972>>1742972 >>1742974 ???

>>1743670
>Usually, you say really stupid shit and make me dislike Turks because of that.
Fuck you retard. Stupid cunts like you and the mods are the reason why there's so much false flag shitposting on the board right now.

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>>1744178
Looks like my ex girlfriend.

>>1742904
What is this from?

>>1742979
actually I find almost every face in the top painting to be meme quality reactionfaces

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>>1744452

That's Dale Galleon for yah.

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>>1742916
>& humanities

>>1743659
hahahahahahhahahahahha

>>1744371
Anne Frank's Diary.

what the fuck?

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>>1742974

Opened this thread just to make sure this was here.

>>1742878

is this a morrowind reference?

>>1742878
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

>>1742885

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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>>1746044

It is truly, one of the greatest pastas ever made.

It should be plastered at the front door of the Anne Frank House for all to see as a tribute to her stunning beauty and inspiration.

>>1744913
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>1744287

He probably wrote it too.

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