Have you ever fallen in love with someone from the past

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Yes

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I was at one point obsessed with Joan of Arc. I dreamed about fighting the English alongside her, and I tried building a time machine (out of a refrigerator box and an alarm clock) to save her from being burned at the stake.

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:´(

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>>1714189
If you arent joking, you are some serious /r9k/ material

>>1714189
quality

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>you will never kiss your admiral before he dies

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>>1714246
>You will never kiss your emperor before he dies

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>>1714189
>mfw ur hauled up & burnt at the stake next to her

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>>1714171
Yes, whoever this Etruscan lady was.

One of the very few ancient depictions of women who doesn't look like a swine

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>>1714171
Yes.

>>1714171
Yes.
I've known my wife for more than 25 years, so she's /his/ material.

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Almost

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>>1714171
Not gonna lie OP, that's the best looking ancient depiction I've ever seen. Poor girl must've died young.

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He was too pure for this world.

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This random Greek woman has often been in my thoughts.

yes my ex gf

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>>1716052
Also, when I look into those eyes, I see Justinian for some reason. Research indicates this girl died in the first century. I'm probably seeing things, but I thought it was interesting nonetheless.

>>1714171
You're 21, she's 1,000 - it would never work

>>1716115
h-h-how do you know how old i am?

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>>1714171

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>>1716144
Kek has entrusted me with much knowledge

>>1716086
Ugly

>>1716150
Jeff pls.

>>1716155
Got no respect for your taste lad

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>>1716195

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwJ_e7gokkUQX1c4YlhHQVBnQ0U/view

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>>1716201
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

>>1716206

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwJ_e7gokkUQX1c4YlhHQVBnQ0U/view

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>>1716211
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

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>>1716213


Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

>>1716216

TL:DR version

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>>1714192
He never did nothing to nobody. :´(

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Jesus Christ. Hitler should've gassed you with her.

>>1716222

>implying Anne Frank was gassed
>what is Typhus

Back to school /pol/tard

>>1714272

Wasn't Hepburn offered the role of playing Anne Frank?

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>>1716225
She's better looking when Ellie Kendrick portrays her.

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>>1716070
>tfw he could have saved us all but we killed him

>>1714272
>tfw thats exactly who i thought of when i read OP's question

good taste lad

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>>1714192
He deserved it

>>1714253
>you'll never charge a heavily defended Spanish canyon with just 124 of your pals under heavy artillery fire and muskets just to impress Nappy

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Edna St. Vincent Millay.
Her writing is among my favorite. I wish I could go on late night adventures through New York City with her.

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She was perfect.

>"Come along Ip! We mustn't keep Anon from his breakfast!"

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>>1716240

>Not Hannah Gordon Taylor

Ever since I saw her in Shadow Recruit two years ago, I can help but imagine Jack Ryan rescuing poor Anne from that train and together they work against the clock to stop the evil Alan Bates from nuking Baltimore.

*Nuts*

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>ywn hold her in your arms and whisper sweet encouraging words as she suffers through a flare up of her Trigeminal Neualgia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigeminal_neuralgia

Her mother hated her
Her father abandoned her
She only ever wanted to be loved, and as a result every man who entered her life twisted her to their thinking.

>>1716152
Praise Kek by checking these sick dubs

>>1716086
wouldn't she be Egyptian?

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>>1714171
All she wanted was a spanish husband, a baby and death to heretics. :(

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Based Queen Tamar

>dominated the Caucasus region
>gave rise the the Georgian golden age
>rebels btfo
>defended Georgian monasteries abroad
>could out bid the byzantines
>ensured stability through a Georgian form of feudalism
>Perso-Byantine cultural influence was lit
>"The most wise Queen of Iberia, endowed with the intelligence and courage of a man."

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>tfw she died
>under a year a go
>I still haven't killed myself

>>1714171
Sain Teresa of Avila.

>>1716885
Saint*

>>1714272
Dat eyebrow game

>>1716747
The fayum portraits all depict well to do greek colonists.

>>1716150
In my dreams she's alive and she's crying

>>1716195
Pynchon
Is that you

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>>1716222
Y-you too

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Boss...

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>tfw no qt π bf who'd kill himself for your sake

>>1714179
this

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>>1716580

>Based Hannah will never give birth to Jeff Mangum's child during a live musical dedicated to this pasta

feels bad man

>>1714272

this

no homo though, I hear gays typically worship her.

>>1716195
>lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Name checks out. Fuck off to reddit.

>>1714171
damn what a qt

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>>1720264
>reddit

This ain't the work of reddit

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>>1717306

Aeroplane Over the Sea came out 20 years ago and people are still obsessed with it.

>>1720264
ITAOTS is the national anthem of 4chan

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>>1716213

You know she was a lesbian right?

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>>1716363
This. Death to all royalty.

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>>1717407
Bossu...

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>>1714189
>that quote from Jean d'Alençon about him looking at her tits while on campaign.
>tfw you will never lay on the grass and look at Joanne's full breasts in a totally non-lewd way
No wonder he looks so miserable in this portrait.

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Napolean-kun was so bishie in his younger years

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>>1714246
Lady Hamnilton was a qt.

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Louise von Mecklenburg-Strelitz.

>dem eyes
>dat marble skin
>dat maternal look

This picture was up in my German classroom in college and I've been in love ever since.

>>1714171
That's a boy right?

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>>1714179
Wrong James

>>1714189
U know she was raped rite?

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pic related, a reconstruction of a Magdalenian woman from paleolithic France
being a reconstruction it's likely not a perfect representation, but still, there's something about her robust face that I just love

>>1721145

Did you know that doesn't matter to pedophiles like Jeff?

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>>1714171
>Have you ever fallen in love with someone from the past
dis bitch

>>1714272
cheating

>>1716358
patrish

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François Athanase Charette de La Contrie is my /his/bando.

plenty of renaissance sculptures. shit's lewder than porn.

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>>1714253
Sleep tight, napoleon

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>>1721476
sleep tight nappy

>>1721506
Sleep tight nappy

>>1714192
His last words always get me right in the feels ;_;7

>>1721506
>sleep tight nappy

>>1721145
You know lesbians can be fixed with dick right?

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Does not long ago in the past count?

>>1721506
sleep tight nappy

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>>1716213

What the fuck am I reading

>>1721640
4chan.

>>1721622
Name?

t. Pleb

>>1721153
W-where did you find this, anon?

>>1722342

I think that she is the Princess of Eboly, Ana de Mendoza if I recall correctly.

>>1721506
Sleep tight nappy

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>>1714171
i love maria

>>1716092
>25+ years ago
I can see myself sharing this feel in a few decades

>>1716070
;_;

>>1716150
T I M E M A C H I N E

>>1721506
Sleep tight nappy

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La divine Sarah

>>1721506
sleep tight nappy

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>>1721640

/mu/

>>1714189
Get in line buddy.

>>1714272
ywn see a Kubrick directed Napoleon film staring Jack Nicholson as Napoleon and Audrey Hepburn as Josephine

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>>1716216
If I popped a bone to this should I kill myself?

>>1721506
sleep tight nappy, vive l'empereur!

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I cried a little when I read his last words. He was so calm. Sorry Max :'(

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>>1724685

Yes.

>>1721506
sleep tight nappy

>>1726689
Are you a girl or a faggot?
Even if you're a girl you're still kind of a faggot.

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>>1721214
not to mention dem titties

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>>1721145
You know she was 14 when she wrote the diary, right? Contrary to what tumblr would have you believe, your sexual identity (if such things really exist) isn't set in stone, and it certainly isn't at 14. That's when you start exploring, and figuring things out, which is pretty much impossible when you are shut up in a fucking attic.

<<<<I don't care if she wasn't real, a picture of this in an encyclopedia was just about the only erotica in my house growin up outside of the fridge.

>>1729213
What was in the fridge?

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>>1717423
>tfw no bf with a godly ass

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>>1729219
you kids do not know how fucking good you have it.

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>>1716216

>Be Jeff Mangum
>Be very successful musician
>Could have just about any woman he wants
>Wants one that is literally unobtainable on account of being dead long before he was born
>mfw