Let's go boys, i have a folder to fill.
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[COLLAPSE]
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>>1711127
I like the conspiracy theory Caesar willingly went to that banquet, knowing how things would play out in hopes his sacrifice would martyr him and save the Republic. I don't believe it, and if true it obviously backfired, but it's a poetic scenario to speculate on.
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>>1711179
>Getting martyred by people supporting the Republic would help them
How?
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>>1711206
Gr8 thread, thanks for the folder bois. Here's another meme.
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>>1711228
Does anyone know whos army the legionaries in black are?
>>1711206
>not ASTONISHED at his bunkers
so fucking close
>>1712081
This is genius
>>1711762
Why are those Romans killing each other?
>>1712081
Alternatively
Stalin: "How many lines of attack are you on?"
>>1711186
R.I.P. Gaius & Aulus
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>>1711229
lol
>>1712253
rome had loads of civil wars you dingus
>>1711120
kill urself my man
>>1711187
i like this one, thanks anon
>>1712438
But in the end only one city became salty :^)
>>1711156
do it again bomber harris
>this fucking general has been going on making unfunny, cancerous, artificial OC for months now
>the mod does absolutely nothing, despite generals not being allowed
>>1714424
>OC
you're being overly generous here
it's 90% recycled memes from /int/ given a /his/ coat of paint
you're right though, making these threads should be autobannable
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>>1711120
My coworker is always talking about how >we were so close to winning the war and he gets flustered when I say the war was unwinnable
>>1714520
Vietnam was entirely winnable...for a time. Before the Strategic Hamlet program.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Hamlet_Program
After that shitshow there was no way South Vietnam was going to last. That was a cockup of truly epic proportions.
>>1711130
What's this from?
>>1714581
https://streamable.com/6qrm
>>1712081
Best one
>>1714424
>being mad at memes
Get thee to a nunnery
>>1714607
Cheers, mate.
>>1714424
This board is generally a piece of shit with it's only merit being that it keeps some of the worst diarrhea away from /lit/
>>1714750
>mfw
>>1714538
The SHP was an adaption of a British strategy that worked elsewhere against guerillas. Vietnam was lost for more than one reason.
I love cockers
>>1711107
I don't know why but this pic always makes me laugh.
>>1715431
Quality post.
>>1711168
Who are they?
>>1715848
wtf has Portugal ever done to anyone
>>1715873
meme state made by britain
>>1715876
why do they deserve bashing though?
from /wooo/ with love.
1/3
>>1714780
Yes, an inferior adaptation run by a corrupt government.
>resident Diem and his brother Nhu, who oversaw the program, decided -— contrary to Hilsman's and Thompson's theory—that in most cases they would relocate entire villages rather than simply restructuring them. This decision led to large-scale forced relocation that was deeply unpopular among the peasantry. The mostly-Buddhist peasantry practiced ancestor worship, an important part of their religion that was disrupted by being forced out of their villages and away from their ancestors' graves and their ancestral homes. Some who resisted resettlement were summarily executed by GVN forces
>>1711187
Kek
>>1711229
I don't follow this
I just made this.
I'm sorry.
>>1711179
I've also heard the theory that he went as a form of suicide because his seizures were getting worse. I don't believe that one, either, though.
>>1716864
10/10
>>1716864
kek'd hard
>>1711181
>no Holy Spirit
what is this heresy
>>1716864
my turn to meme
>>1716994
Didn't he die from developing gout from eating too many pheasant pies?
>>1711286
:(
This is not the body language of a monster.
>>1716864
>fuck you pompey stop stealing my islands you piece of shit
fukken noice
>>1716864
>hot gurls with big boobys who are faithful to their husbands
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>>1711174
Lol. More like this please.
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>>1716864
That's fucking hilarious
>>1711187
>Balkans
>Civilized
>Ever.
>>1716864
>Agrippa the rippa
>>1711165
>the roman isn't a manlet
immersion breaking
>>1717046
>i don't know anything about napoleon: the post
here's a shitty meme i saved from here anyway
>>1711136
kek my favorite
>>1717509
Good joke cockroach
>>1717911
>Jus primae noctis or droit du seigneur is the right to sleep with a nubile (young and sexually attractive) servant before turning her over to her servant husband (the right by which a landlord may sleep first night with the bride of a newly married serf), although the custom may be avoided by the payment of a fine.
>This law was imposed by the Ottoman rulers and widely practiced in countries under the Ottoman rule (provinces of the Ottoman Empire were: Greece, Bulgaria, Serbia, Bosnia) until the very end of the 19th century.
>On the day before her wedding the young Christian bride will be visited by a representative of the landlord (beg, aga). The representative is usually accompanied by a file of soldiers. The representative takes the bride to the house of the landlord for a day and a night, raping her repeatedly, and returns her to her home at dawn on the wedding day.
>Levinsohn (1994, p. 274) quotes Belgrade publisher Petar Zdazdic as saying that there was a tradition that the Serb serf or peasant would have to walk around the house with his shoes in his hands when an Ottoman official or landlord came to the house to have intercourse with his wife.
BIG TURKISH COCK
>>1717044
Someone had to take the picture
>>1711173
> Empire of Trebizond
That's a fucking duchy at best.
These threads are dire. Stop making them please.
>>1718525
but how else will NEET-kun get more ebin memes for his facebook page
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>>1715881
The point of that meme is not to bash Portugal, it's about the shit decisions the portuguese did.
t. Portuguese
>>1711147
What a based ass nigga. Unfortunately you're either born like that or you're not.
>>1715876
>made by Britain
Wut
>>1711186
At first I was like TL;DR but is this real? Holy fuck this is what history should be about. Feels like they're people like you and I.
>>1718894
If history were about the little guy, then you'd clamor for work that covered the big guys for you and I.
Also, people didn't write about plebs. Why would they except to satisfy people looking back over millenia.
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>>1711156
Do it again Bomber Harris
>>1719233
Thanks Anon.
>>1716805
well, there is no option to refuse a call to arms from our holy emperor
>>1711208
sucks m8
>>1711282
hahaha fuck me m8
>>1711181
this would work better with the dude who was told by god to sacrifice his son, and when he was about to do it god was all like ''sike!''
>>1718082
true
>>1719321
Romans razed Carthage and sowed salt in the earth as a symbolic act of defiling it so that the city would never be able to be settled again.
>>1719400
Which is dumb because wasn't Carthage populated again by the time of the Empire?
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>>1719489
why does he hate Germans?
>>1719718
>When I try to think of the kind of man who is opposed to me in all my instincts the picture that springs to mind is always that of a German. Wherever Germany extends, it ruins culture.
>>1711107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2zjqfzrQck
>>1719400
That's just a popular myth. Carthage quickly became an important Roman city, and their grain exports later in the empire rivaled those of Alexandria.
>>1719772
Yeah but it's still the explanation for where the joke came from.
>>1711156
do it again Bomber Harris
>>1715876
it's older than britain you mongrel...
>>1719730
I never knew he was so wise
The Horrible Histories show is very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZFXKbdA_k
>>1716864
>his nephews
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>>1711156
Do it again Bomber Harris
>>1719256
HVALA TI ARKANE
>>1711282
>paulpogba.png
>>1711156
do it again Bomber Harris
Screw you Bomber Harris for crappy memes.
>>1712354
Objectively the greatest mathematician
>>1711157
>(USER WAS EXCOMMUNICATED FOR THIS POST)
kek
>>1719311
That was Abraham
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>>1711247
topkek
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>>1716864
Now thats a spicy meme
>>1721004
go away you corrupt old fuck
>>1711156
do it again bomber harris
>>1711147
Something people forget about Diogenes is he was actually sold into slavery and was basically treated as a member of his master's household after tutoring his children for years, with some rumors saying he was even set free immediately
Allegedly he even spoke to large crowds at the Isthmian Games
>>1711193
Not him, and this is kind of necro on the comment, but I believe martyr is perhaps a misnomer and he means that allowing the supporters of the Republic to seize power from him would save the republic.
>>1718827
>shit decisions
>freedom
t. alt right trump supporter le right is cool again on 4chan
>>1711156
Do it again bomber harris
>>1711149
>that stalingrad
>>1711130
>implying Germanic tribes and their descendants didn't give rise to the modern age
>>1711139
Anyone have the Haiti version of this
>>1711120
The US won the Vietnam war
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>>1711130
Stop posting this garbage you autistic germanophobic kike, the ancient italics were descended from nordic stock aswell just as the germanics
Ancient italic runes even bear resemblance to futhark writing
>>1716622
Remember when I said many reasons? Diem was one of them.
>>1722436
Then who lives in vietnam? The vietnamese people or the US?
>>1722455
woah calm down I was just trying to share my dank memes with you guys
>>1723027
filename is backwards
>>1721871
Life during salazar's regime was pretty comfy. I love hearing my family's histories during that time.
>>1714760
He doesn't so much check dubs as he does present them.
>>1716180
Big Money Meltz giving his "um, ya know" autist analysis to historical events is something I really want to exist now.
>>1711120
i love this image so much
>>1721008
Wtf please don't post Walking Dead spoilers here
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>>1723027
>>1722436
t. amerifat
>>1715873
Killed a lot of black people
>>1722455
reason why runes have italic vibes is because germanic peoples were fucking thieves that barely figured out how to record anything, and thought their writing was literally magic
>>1725570
Kek
>>1711166
SHIMMLER BTFO
>>1711127
>"Et tu, Brute?"
An invention of Shakespeare - Caesar never actually said this
>>1722455
4 poorly photographed black and white pictures are you example?
There are turks and arabs who could look like that.
>>1711143
I prefer the brutal deaths version
>>1725570
>egyptians are now romans
WE
>>1711156
do it again Bomber Harris
>>1711257
>triarii!
Kek
>>1711156
Do it again, Bomber Harris
>>1716864
Pretty nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>1718508
It "was" an empire, and specifically the Byzantine/Eastern Roman, empire in the sense that Taiwan "is" China. Empire of Trebizond is an historiographical term.
And well, the example would be better if Erdogan now destroyed China forever but Taiwan survived some years more.
>>1719233
The best one
>>1719420
Yes, and it was in fact a very important roman city and arguably more prosperous that it evee had been. Even in the 7th century, Heraclius planned to move the capital to Carthage (not Rome, not Ravenna) in case persians conquered Constantinople.
>>1719730
Is there a single german thinker of worth who actively liked Germany?
>>1725431
>posts twg memes
>not pontus related
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>>1711156
Do it again Bomber Harris
>>1711288
>Italy's a strong dino
>France's a chicken
Unfair
>>1711156
do it again bomber harris
>>1711156
do it again Bomber Harris
I had a patrick and spongebob /his/ meme I got from /co/, can't find it now.
>>1717969
>There is no evidence of the right being exercised in medieval Europe, and all known references to it are from later time periods.
Truly the Turkroach is the greatest blight on the face of Europe.
>>1721008
what a fascinating historical character
>>1725431
>tfw nobody on /twg/ would even understand the PHALANGEETAI joke anymore
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>>1711156
do it again bomber harris
>>1711156
do it again Bomber Harris
>>1722436
Americunt here. I apologize on behalf of our country and education system.
>>1720751
>not Pythagoras
>>1725431
TWC is still going?
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>>1717507
>that obligatory gateway to the sea
>>1721008
ru is that?
>>1719328
Probably referring to Trier.
>>1711156
Do it again Bomber Harris.
>>1731479
>Only one moreta
Kurds are you even trying?
>>1716994
But Henry VIII hated protestants.
>>1731645
What the fug am I looking at?
>>1711156
do it again Bomber Harris
>>1711107
how do you make images like that?
>>1714462
based aussies
>>1715841
>now this is horseracing
>>1717064
Russian version pls
>>1726866
those are egyptians, retard
>>1726585
Karl Marx
>>1711120
Lololololol this who would win is extra funny cause it actually happened
>>1722436
They make our Nikes for 5 cents a day and have capitalism. I'd say we won in the grand scheme of things
>>1711156
Do it again, Bomber Harris
>>1725087
Underrated
Anyone have the Bulgaria memes?
>>1716864
Holy fuck I'm dying
>agrippa_the_rippa
>>1734046
>The U.S. accomplished all major wartime goals.
except, you know, creating a sustainable south vietnam capable not only of defending itself but of winning the civil war. That was the reason we were there and in that regard we failed spectacularly.
>>1711136
what is this referring to? Which two empires?
>>1711186
Glorious
>>1734046
And did it manage to stop communism from spreading to South Vietnam?
>>1731454
where's that map from
>>1711288
I don't understand Britain's role in this.
A Persian Zoroastrian homosexual cataphract horseman and fire worshipper was teaching a class on Zoroaster, known heathen.
"Before class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Zarathursta and accept he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-Nicaean Roman centurion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the Emperor of Constantiniple stood up and held a sealed envelope.
"What are the contents of this letter, pinhead?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite despotically and smugly replied "the letter from Khosrau to Kardarigan, ordering Shahrbaraz's death, which you intercepted and used to win the last war."
"Wrong. It's a letter from Muhammad, and I haven't actually read it yet."
At that moment, 20,000 Muslims burst into the room and beheaded them both. All the nations from Spain to India were conquered, and all of their subjects converted to Islam. Mankind entered a drark age, and Orthodoxy and Zoroastrianism were removed to the far corners of the Earth, where they languish in obscurity.
A Cao Wei general and veteran of the Jingzhou campaign was teaching a class on Cao Cao, statesman and posthumous first emperor of Wei.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Cao Cao, acknowledging that he was the greatest general that China has ever known, even greater than Zhuge Liang!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic soldier of Shu who had served in all of the expeditions from the Qishan Hills and understood the godlike abilities of Zhuge Liang and fully supported Emperor Liu Shan as the Han Emperor stood up, showing a map of Wu.
"How does one defeat Wu and reunite China?"
The arrogant general smirked like a foreign pigdog and smugly replied: "You invade with a large army in concert with a large fleet, you stupid Han supporter."
"Wrong. If that was true, Cao Cao wouldn't have been defeated by Zhuge Liang in the Battle of Red Cliffs and let live only by the mercy of Guan Yu."
The general was visibly shaken and dropped his ink brush and copy of Cao Cao's plagiarized book of strategy. He stormed out of the room crying those Cao crocodile tears. The same tears cry for the Wei Emperor (who today lives in luxury while Sima Yi controls the empire) when they blame the loss of Red Cliffs on bad timing. There is no doubt at this point our general, Cao Ren, wished that he had pulled himself out of his bootstraps and defeated Liu Bei at Xiangyang before Red Cliffs. He wished so much that he had a sword to slit his own throat from embarrassment, but it had been confiscated by the Simas!
The students all applauded and decided to move to Chengdu and accepted Liu Shan as their emperor. A young phoenix named Pang Tong flew into the room and perched atop the banner of Liu Bei and shed a tear on the Art of War. Zhuge Liang himself showed up and revealed the necessity of fire use in battle before revealing the rest of the school was ablaze.
>>1714604
Tell me more about the Finnish-Hwan, why was there a war?
>>1718815
Eternal monarchist reporting in.
>>1734598
Minarchist*
>>1711156
Do it again, Bomber Harris
>>1712081
I don't get it. Someone help a brainlet out please
test
>>1735337
Search for Layers of Irony SUCC on Youtube
Then, in WWII Germany started the war with Blitzkrieg or short, Blitz, an extremely fast conquering type of warfare. This resulted in Germany fighting on two fronts at once.