why did he get married before offing himself?

>>1704797
He was against sex before marriage and didn't want to die a virgin.

>>1704797
Didn't want people to think he was a total fucking Beta.

>>1704799
He did have sex though.

>>1704813
Nope.

Hitler's house staff were one gossipy bunch of maids and searched for any clues of Eva and Hitler fucking. None were found.

>>1704838
hitler had a love before eva, he 100% had sex before marriage

>>1704797
No risk to be divorced anymore

>>1704797
He wanted a second Miracle of House Brandenburg, but realized that the then King of Prussia was married.

Probably superstition, as is common in Krauts.

>>1704841
He had a micropenis.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12168314/Hitler-had-a-micropenis-as-well-as-just-one-testicle-historians-claim.html

I don't think he planned on killing himself before getting married

>>1704867
? he was married for like 20 hours

>>1704797
He was a good Christian.

>>1704797
It was one last romantic thing to do before dying. The real question is why didn't he marry Eva before that, and the answer for that is?

>>1704855
That explains a lot

>>1704855
I don't like Hitler at all but this smear campaign that's going on for 70+ years is fucking disgusting.
>he had micropenis
>he raped his dog
>he raped his niece
>he raped little children
>he was a sperg
>he didn't even fight in WW1
Just stop.

>>1704902
>>he was a sperg
I think that one is kinda true.

>>1704903
Debatable. How did a sperg attract so many people?

>>1704902
>>he was a sperg
I'm pretty sure this true

>>1704910
Maybe not a sperg, but definitely autistic

>>1704914
>>1704911
Again, how did an autist, asocial idiot that they paint him to be, attract so many people to follow him, and on top of that many remarked that he was charismatic as fuck?
He changed his entire behavior in the span of year or so after WW1?
It just doesn't make any sense. We can judge Hitler without resorting to shit like this.

>>1704797
He'd taken a lot of shit from Eva over the years they'd been together (and from Geli before her) and realised at that moment he'd never take the shit from any another woman

>>1704952
Is this why whenever I see scat porn they talk in German?

>>1704930
And yet everyone mentions how they didn't really know him. Even his closest associates.

>>1704956
They say this shit about literally every famous leader. Napoleon, Alexander, Augustus; you name them

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>>1704797
a better question would be why wasnt berlin nuked sooner?

>>1704930
>how did an autist, asocial idiot that they paint him to be, attract so many people to follow him, and on top of that many remarked that he was charismatic as fuck?
this question applies to so many fucking things in history

>>1704930
Luck and historical context. Hitler was also a great actor.

>>1704902
>I don't like Hitler at all but this smear campaign that's going on for 70+ years is fucking disgusting.
>>he had micropenis

Yeah, you're right. Hitler probably had BIG BLACK COCK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sc30LUGuHc

Why not? Maybe to reward Eva for her faithfulness.

>>1704993
>Nein meine Eva, you shall never have to prostrate yourself to the Bolshevik penis

He was obsessed with one girl all through college and sat on a bench like a creeper to watch her walk by
Dude never approached women, he was probably closetted

>>1704930
>autist, asocial idiot that they paint him to be, attract so many people to follow him
The two are not incompatible, since personality disorders are on a very wide spectrum.

He would have a bonfire every night when was possible, and with generally the same circle of friends he would recite the same exact set of stories, word for word.

He would watch movies repeatedly, the favorite of his being Snow White.

Every morning, he would take a walk with his dog to an exact, specific part of the yard, find a previously laid stick, then throw it in the same exact direction for the german shepard to fetch.

During a date, he spent a long time staring at the moon in silence, then told his ladyfriend something along the lines of "Do you not see I am destined for great things?" (forgive me, all this is from memory)

Is this a conviction of autism? Not in my opinion, he didn't manifest more of the more essential traits of the condition. But make no mistake, anon, Hitler was a very strange character to interact with.

>>1704870
20 hours of marriage is enough to make a good man want to kill himself.

>>1704954
fucking rekt kek

>>1705229
It was more like he was socially awkward then?

He didn't kill himself, his body was never found.

>>1705229
>During a date, he spent a long time staring at the moon in silence, then told his ladyfriend something along the lines of "Do you not see I am destined for great things?" (forgive me, all this is from memory)
sounds like an autist who thinks he's griffith from berserk or something

test

>>1705239
Socially erratic even. In one instance, he's composed, receptive, seemingly sympathetic, charming. In another, the slightest opposing view sends him into a torrential rage. It's extremely popular today to pin a lot of this on his "meth addiction" but that's a serious meme.