I don't get it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_the_Bold

>Making a last effort, Charles formed a new army and arrived in the dead of winter before the walls of Nancy. Having lost many of his troops through the severe cold, it was with only a few thousand men that he met the joint forces of the Lorrainers and the Swiss, who had come to the relief of the town, at the Battle of Nancy (5 January 1477). He himself perished in the fight, his naked and disfigured body being discovered some days afterward frozen into the nearby river. Charles' head had been cleft in two by a halberd, lances were lodged in his stomach and loins, and his face had been so badly mutilated by wild animals that only his physician was able to identify him by his long fingernails and the old battle scars on his body.

>>1701957
>long fingernails

What

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>>1701887
kek'd hard

>>1702552

>4 posts
>3 posters

Bro, please.

>>1702629
OP here, that wasn't me I swear!

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>>1702629
>>1702641
>>1702552
One of you is a samefag, and are gonna get the samefag treatment

>>1701887
requesting bulgarian version of this.

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>>1703721
here ya go

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>be some fucking weirdo who murders and rapes dudes
>protected from all this shit because he's a medici
>act like tough shit whole life
>get hired by >H>R>E to fight
>killed by a fucking cannon to the knee

This thread is now about instances of poetic justice in history.

>>1703740
fucking hell this shouldnt be as funny as it is

>>1701957
I think you mean Charles the Brash.