Who would win in a fight the entire collective of the saami peoples versus darth maul?
Well Darth Maul has the force and a lightsaber but the Sami are crafty sons of bitches. I have no idea who would prevail
saami had a few jedi temples
>>1690768
Good point but what about his double lightsabre?
>>1690777
impressive
>>1690768
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>1690810
On the one hand we have deer and snow mobiles but on the other they have the technologies of penis gourds
According to both Norse and Finnish mythology the Sami people are highly skilled wizards
They got him
>>1690817
>but on the other they have the technologies of penis gourds
>penis gourds
>Darth Maul has penis gourds
what the fuck are you smoking?
>>1690810
t. Hwan empire sympathizer
you do know they were the ones that removed 32 flavors of emotions from the genepool because the emperor was obsessed with eugenics, right?
>>1690817
Wait, are you actually a Sami?
>>1690829
not him but i have saami ancestry
they are all neets. lots of finns up in the chan
>>1690833
>they are all neets
For the first time, I want to live out the Dances With Wolves fantasy.
Well if we'd add Väinämöinen in to the fight, the tables would be turned
>>1690856
What do you mean?
>>1690868
But its the saami bs darth maul?
>>1690873
Checkmate athiest
>>1690873
No way they would fucking win alone. The sami can barely hold out against global warming
>>1690869
"Dances With Wolves" is a story about a white guy who goes to live with Indians and ends up being the best Indian. It's got a number of obnoxious variants, so much that I've seen an entire movie that was just a subversion of this.
I want to live among the Sami, and learn their NEET ways.
Well the saami are cucked feminists nowadays so I'd put my money on Maul.
>>1690912
what were they in the past?
Darth Maul got cut in half but came back anyway so my money is on him.
>>1690759
Maul obviously Saami are weak af. He could just stand there spinning around in circles and slaughter all of them.
This is also the funniest post I've seen in ages
>>1690828
Hwangook dindu nuffin
toasting in epic bread
>>1690949
mongol reindeer herders and alcohol
>>1690820
Darth Maul killed Liam Neelon. He has this.
>>1691538
*Neeson
>>1691538
Lmao "liam neelon" XD
>>1691538
>Liam Neelon
Little known Indonesian actor.