Romans are fucking faggots

>>1690317
Nicomedes IV, and no, it was just a meme used by Caesar's enemies.

>>1690317
No, Julius Caesar let King Nicomedes II fuck him in the ass because they were butt buddies

Julius Caesar:
Every woman's husband and every man's wife.

>>1690325
Looks like this book has misled me, it says II, but upon further investigation you are right.

>>1690325
The Mediterranean world seems pretty gay though tbqh.
Pedastry and all that jazz.

>>1690317
Ya cunt talkin shit about the Queen of Bythinia?

>>1690350
It seems to be an indo-euro thing

>>1690352
Celtics and Germanics didn't to any extent iirc

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>>1690352
not quite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sotadic_zone

>>1690368
>people take theories this far
This is how i can turn my autism into money no?

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>>1690373
point is is that there were plenty of Indo-Euros that didn't fuck little boys (unlike Romans)

>>1690350
Gay/Straight is a Germanic and Christian thing. Whether you were fucking a woman or a man didn't matter, as long as you were fucking and not being fucked.

>>1690384
and that was the real issue with Caesars' fagginess, that he was playing the role of a woman.

nothing wrong with some ballsacks getting milked by other dudes as long as it was you getting milked.

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>People still buy into 2000 year old propaganda
Yes, the Carthaginians sacrificed babies, Nero watched Rome burn while playing a lyre, Livia really was the most evil woman in the world, Constantine really was visited by an angel who told him to paint Greek letters on his men's shields, and Julius Caesar really was the queen Bithynia

>>1690401
tbf baby-sacrificing wouldn't have been all that surprising for most semitic cultures of the time.

>>1690317

IS OP REALLY STUPID?
IS OP REALLY A RETARD?
IS OP REALLY A DUMBASS?

Yes, recent studies point out.

>>1690414
butthurt populares detected

>>1690381
>Wodan/Jupiter
Wodan is Mercury

>>1690454
Wodan is the chief God, akin to Jupiter in status but not function.

Interpretario Romana might say that Wodan is transliterated as Mercury, in status Jupiter is more compatable to Wodan. Like Perun and Zeus for instance.

>>1690454

Wodan is the same as Odin, if you're more familiar with that name. The only similarity between Odin and Mercury is that they both lend their names to Wednesday/Mercurii/mercredi etc

>>1690482
the fact that he understood Wodanaz (the Proto-Germanic term for Odin, and therefore the most likely to be how it was said in Gothic) to mean Wodan, means he probably understands the different names of the one-eyed god of the Germanic peoples.

>>1690404
I remember reading that there were rumors Elagabalus sacrificed children. He was all about displacing Romes traditional pantheon with his Semitic religion so it would make sense.

>>1690495
It's not clear from his comment that he did understand that. He also said that he was the equivalent of Mercury, which is in no way a justifiable position.

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>>1690530

>>1690465
>>1690482
Yeah but if they were actually talking to each-other they'd still translate Wodan to Mercury rather than Jupiter.

The Romans always referred to him as Mercury, even when talking about how the northerners held him as chief.

>>1690545
yeah, fuck it, i might just do an edit

>>1690535

>Trusting the opinions of Germanic peoples

>>1690545

Nevertheless he is closer in function to Jove

>>1690563
I'm not certain, other than being 'chief' they don't seem to have many other similarities.

>>1690545
perhaps the Romans translated him as mercury, but did the Goths? They probably would've understood that their chief deity is closer to their own chief deity.

>>1690401
>Yes, the Carthaginians sacrificed babies,

0 proof of that

>>1690940
that's what he's saying, unless you mean that there isn't proof to the contrary

>>1690384
>Whether you were fucking a woman or a man didn't matter, as long as you were fucking and not being fucked.
People keep repeating this drivel, but the romans didn't care for that difference. To them anyone interested in fucking men, was strongly suspected to take it up the ass too.

>>1690317
Rome was doomed from the start. look at their damn borders.

>>1692184
nah that bullshit. room was doomed from varus. germanica was never conquered and degenerency as shown in their silver denarius inflation (less silver per coin) reflects this ever since; within one generation it was a downhill run. Vesuvius sealed the deal on that one
>divine providence
>spookey

>>1690368
>this dumb shit is still believed