Why don't they just rename it the Book of Metaphors?

because its called the book of Genesis

>>1690137
Because there are relatively few, if any, metaphors contained in it.

>>1690137
Because it's primarily mythology

>>1690137
Could you please define "metaphor" as you intend it to be understood in your pitiful little troll thread?

tx!

>>1690137
Who cares what cultists believe.

>>1690194
I think that would offend most Christians

What is "light" a metaphor for?

because it's the infallible Word of God.

>>1691370
Metaphorically speaking

>>1691334
warmth, joy
Why else would god recognize that light was a good thing.
>>1691378
heh

>>1690137
Because it's literal

>>1690137
Stupid fedora

When will you get it?

>World created in 6 days = Allegory
>Adam and Eve = Allegory
>Talking snake tricking Eve into eating a cursed fruit and damning humanity to torment and death = Literal Truth

Jeez, it's not hard

>>1692312
Each of those are literal

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>>1692312
This is you

>>1692331
Fuck off protestant whore