HISTORICAL HATE THREAD

Leibniz and Newton (hating each other) come to mind. Descartes also responded with bizarre vitriol when Hobbes sent some critiques on the Meditations.

diogenes hating plato
>Plato was discoursing on his theory of ideas and, pointing to the cups on the table before him, said while there are many cups in the world, there is only one ‘idea’ of a cup, and this cupness precedes the existence of all particular cups.
>“I can see the cup on the table,” interrupted Diogenes, “but I can’t see the ‘cupness’.”
>"That's because you have the eyes to see the cup," said Plato, "but", tapping his head with his forefinger, "you don't have the intellect with which to comprehend ‘cupness’.”
>Diogenes walked up to the table, examined a cup and, looking inside, asked, "Is it empty?"
>Plato nodded.
>“Where is the ‘emptiness’ which precedes this empty cup?” asked Diogenes.
>Plato allowed himself a few moments to collect his thoughts, but Diogenes reached over and, tapping Plato's head with his finger, said “I think you will find here is the ‘emptiness’.”

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>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

>You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Can the Turks ever recover?

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>>1686624
>Be Sultan Mehmet
>recieve some letter from some irrelevant horsefuckers that do the czars dirty work
>read letter "lel fug u faggot"
>shrug it off and g fuck some harem bitches
>years later they get genocided by the same country that they sucked off for the last couple centuries
Sooo badass

>>1687732
cossacks?

also mehmet II faith osmangolu, alexander the great, and julius caesar are arguably the greatest leaders of all time

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>>1687971
No no not that Mehmet, the letter was sent to this Mehmet

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>Hitlers Momma has one big titty and one Lil titty they call that bitch biggie smalls

>>1687732
>>years later they get genocided by the same country that they sucked off for the last couple centuries
What? Can you explain please?

>>1687732
>shrug it off and g fuck some boys

fixt

Ottomans were notorious pederasts.