What /his/ think about him?
>>1682767
Handsome
Real human bean.
And a real hero
Nazi scum turned anti commie mercenary. Lawful Evil.
>>1682767
I can only dream of hating communists as much as he does.
>>1683552
>Nazi Scum
He only signed up to fight for Germany because Germany was his ticket to fighting the Red hordes. He was in the Finnish Army during the winter war.
He wasn't even a mercenary either. He was a legitimate member of all the armed forces he served with.
>>1682767
Quite a strange military career to start off in the Finnish Army, end up in the Waffen SS, and then end up working for the CIA during Vietnam.
>>1682767
he fought commies and didnt afraid of anything
>>1683611
Imagine the mental stress of losing in three different wars.
>>1682767
Hard as fucking nails, hated commies with a passion he joined up with the nazis to kick some commie ass. Gotta admire that dedication to kill communists.
>>1683615
Doubt he gave a damn. A dead commie is a dead commie after all!
>>1683615
I doubt he felt very bad about Vietnam, seeing as he was long dead before that conflict ended.
FINLAND STRONK
REMOVE COMMIE
REMOVE COMMIE EVERYWHERE
>>1682767
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COMMUNIST FUCKING SHITS GET THE FUCK OUT OF FINNISH LAND YOU FUCKING SCUM
>Be Otto Skorzeny
>Sign up for the Waffen-SS because he wasbuilt too large for the Luftwaffe
>Do a bunch of neat shit beyond the Mussolini rescue
>Get captured
>Get exonerated by a British Commando who took the stand and ststed he did far worse and would be convicted if he was in Skorzeny's place (ex: killing soldiers while disguised as fellow Germans)\
>Gets found not guilty buty held without charges under the claim he was going to be processed into a denazification program.
>Escapes on advice of the same British Commando who is now his closest friend.
>Takes his family, fucks off to Spain and sets up the ratlines
>Does a bunch of work, from engineering to body-guarding Evita Peron, to military training (including a young Gaddafi)
>Gets contacted by Mossad
>Mossad keeps the glory seeking nazi hunters off Skorzeny's back in return for being their assassin
>Skorzeny: Fuck yeah fun is back on!
>Kills and intimidates ex-SS men working for Egypt in building a new surface to surface missile system.
>Gets spinal cancer, survives, but surgery leaves him paralyzed
>6 months later he taught himself to walk again.
>>1682767
He's what every American should aspire to.
>>1687175
Vyborg aka Viipuri in finnish was still part of Finland when Lauri was born. Commies took the city on 1944 after Continuation war.
>>1682767
hes based
>>1687175
Not sure what point you are trying to make but...
>The town lies in the boundary zone between the East Slavic/Russian and Finnish worlds and has changed hands several times in history, most ultimately in 1944 when it was retaken by the Soviet Union from Finland during World War II.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vyborg
IT WAS FUCKING FINLAND WHEN HE WAS BORN THERE
>>1682767
A living legend.
>>1687212
>Skorzeny
kek, memes about Prussians being Poles are real
>wherever I am I must kill commies
>>1687212
>post yfw the Krauts' greatest military hero wound up working for the Jews
>>1689488
That's what he's saying though.
>>1689991
Can't win against the jew. Not the jew, man.
>>1689848
He was Austrian, but yeah.
>>1689848
He was born in the Austrian-Hungarian empire.