Religion poll

>>1659015
This thread again?

Fuck off with your biased poll, poopbrain.

>>1659041
t. New Age

>>1659049
Your reply doesn't even make sense.

>>1659015
Kill yourself

>>1659114
no u

>>1659015

You absolutely suck ass.

Nobody runs around defining their own religion as "Protestantism".

wtf would that be? BLM?

>>1659126
I don't think there's enough space to list 33000 denominations.

>>1659145
>herp derp i dunno what "Christianity" is.

>>1659170
Protestantism =/= "Christianity"

>>1659178
Of course it is.

Eastern/Western Orthodox
Roman Catholic
Christian

Three distinct religions. And "protestants" have been dead for 500 years. (And they were catholics.)

Not believing in an apathetic creator god whose interest is only gathered by exceptional feats.

>>1659183
>Christian
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>1659183
See >>1659178

>Protestantism
>Christianity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bWHSpmXEJs

>>1659145
>>1659178
>>1659183
>>1659220
>>1659236
Please go back to hell papist

>>1659145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdXJzgtiM4E

>mfw retards try to talk about religions without a working definition
L I N C O L N

>>1659126
Baptard pls go back to >>>/pol/

So we have 502 Atheists, 229 Catholics, and 134 Christians.

>>1659623
Out of all of these religions, protestantism is by far the most
>stupid
>shallow
>inane
Protestants can only convert dumb people.

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>Can only choose one
>mfw

>>1659015
Buddhism > Other aryan religions(Zoroastrianism, Hinduism, etc) > All > Non self-centered religion

>>1659631
>it doesn't actually smell like shit! it just smells like vomit!

>>1659643
>Christians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bWHSpmXEJs

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>>1659643

>>1660203

I agree

>>1659643
>502 Atheists, 229 Catholics

And people ask why the board is shit.

I'm agnostic but I think Judaism is rad

>>1659183
Maybe in the US.
Half of Germanys christian population is protestant.

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>>1660095
>>1661318
Pic related it's Catholic Jesus

Didn't expect that many pantheists. Glad there's at least some of us here.

>>1663861
Germany is an apostate nation like Sweden. They pushed Christianity underground.

>>1663874

Gay marriage is still illegal here unlike in the US

>>1663871
>look lucifer, I posted it again!

>>1663874
Like all countries that have been the victim of protestantism and/or communism.

>>1659015
Useless religions
Non mainline Protestantism
Catholicism
Islam
Jewism
Plebby Hindu and Asian rituals
Shoddy new age practices
Whoremonism

Useful religions
Mainline Protestantism (mostly where it pertains to the development of modern society)
Buttism
Hindu philosophy and ascetic schools.
Gnosticism and anywhere this may be found in Sufism.
Core Daosist precepts.
The metaphysical understandings in things like Shinto and other polytheistic faiths.
Hellenic philosophy

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>38%

>>1663916
Quit trolling everyone knows you krauts won't be the ones to stay behind on the social progress train.

>>1664858
>The Mediterranean, Latin America, and Africa
>all not having stints with communism
dry hardur

>>1665217
>Mainline Protestantism
kys

>Deism
>67 votes

my niggas

>buddhist
33 people
radical
>that 1 jain
youre doing great work man keep it up.

>>1665217
>Plebby Hindu and Asian rituals
>Shinto is 'useful'
You got meme'd, m8. You only consider Shinto a "world religion" because Japan was becoming a world power when the phrase was coined. Notice how this "world religion" is confined to one nation. Shinto now is much different from what State Shinto was, and wasn't even a separate tradition from Buddhism until the Meiji period. Even now, people practice both. Shinto is better understood as an invented tradition of folk beliefs that utilizes Taoist technologies to alleviate immediate anxieties and culturally validate the individual.

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>Jehovah's Witnesses post here

At least there's more Deist bros.

>atheists are a minority
feels good

>>1659183
this is what holds me back from christianity. the fact that there's so many of you and there's no clarity on which one is the true religion

>>1659015
>more Muslims than Jews

Jesus fucking Christ

>>1667967
the non bombing muslims can be pretty decent senpai

>>1667903
There's the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church, the eastern schismatic churches and the thousands of protestant denominations who exist because of this gentleman: >>1649683

It doesn't seem like a hard choice to make to me to be honest.

As a deist, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense but I have a great appreciation for Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy.

>>1668178
What doesn't make a whole lot of sense?

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god forgot us

>>1665868
I think he used shinto as only an example. He said other polytheistic faiths as well.

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UMMM.. EXCUSE ME BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS THERIANISM?

>>1668193

Very high-church, organized religions, Deism doesn't really mesh with that too well, historically.

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No paganism option? I mean i get why you would not have individual options for each type, but surely a generic paganism option would be reasonable?

Also I don't like Islam because reasons I don't need to tell you.
Guess i'm also not a huge fan of new age because the give pagans a bad name.

>>1659015
fuck off with your shitty rigged poll

>>1668286
How is it rigged?

>>1668266
New Age

>>1668290
Oh if you only knew how much new age people and pagans dislike each other lel.

>>1668320
Just like israelis and palestinians, they're both semites though, lel.

>>1668329
True, us neo-pagans and new age people have the same origin. Still, try to say that Palestinians are merely a subgroup of Israelites and check the reactions.

>>1667981
As a non bombing muslim, thanks.

>>1659015
Islam is based in Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is based in Judaism. Judaism only became monotheistic after Jews were freed from Babylonian captivity by Zoroastrians.

The backbone of Abrahamic religions is therefore a complete lie and absolutely heresy tier.

>>1670305
>complete lie
Literally your post.

>>1672217
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origins_of_Judaism

You might learn a thing or two

>>1672423
>wiki
lol