>Wake up tmrw
>You're Philip II
What do?
>>1647975
http://www.rtve.es/alacarta/videos/el-ministerio-del-tiempo/ministerio-del-tiempo-discurso-televisado-semanal-felipe-ii/3615134/
>>1647975
Have sex with Catherine Michelle of Spain.
>>1648018
this
>>1647975
Never stop cumming in Mary Tudor.
>>1647975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q
>>1647975
go on wikipedia and find out who I am
abandon the Netherlands or give it a shitton of autonomy
stop fighting for the pope
invest more in the peninsula
maybe secure north africa.
pic semi-unrelated
>>1647975
free netherlands
>>1648325
delete this
Learn about this "inflation" thing
>>1648325
That's not even semi related. Chichen Itza is literally in another hemisphere.
>>1647975
>Federate, unify or destrory shitty peninsular Corteses
>Give Netherlands to a kid
>This this this >>1648045
>Leave Catholicism, take and sell churchland
>Clarify no division between Penisular born and American born
>Make my own bank, lend myself money
>Fuck feudal shit in Americas, take all that undeserved land, sell it off to merchants
>Invest in Penisular infrastructure, create school system, slowly destroy regional identities
>Give a shitton to charity (trojan horse to destroy regional identity)
>Literally never intervene in anything North of Milan
>Unify realm with Turko-Moor propaganda
>>1648325
Would Mexicans feel offended by these Spaniards waving their flag in such a place? Or they don't care about "muh imperialism" or "muh heritage"?
I don't know much about Mexico desu.
>>1647975
>make peace in the low countries
>defang the inquisition
>re-organize colonial administration
>send the Duke of Alba to remove kebab
>have many, many children with Mary Tudor
>>1648045
>>1648417
>>1648476
this is what she looked like when Felipe got her.
>>1648417
Spain did raise taxes from Church.
The only difference between Peninsular and American born was the distance.
Feudalization of the Americas was avoided since the begining.
>>1648506
10/10 would Dynasty with
get dressed and find a job because it's still the year 2016
>>1648507
>Feudalization of the Americas was avoided since the begining.
They gave away all the primo land before the middle of the 17th century. Land distribution stiff shit in Latin-America. These same major land-owner shitheads were the independence leaders and the caudillos who fucked the continent.
>>1647975
>Centralize the Iberian Peninsula
>Stop persecuting protestants
>Give autonomy to the Netherlands
>Focus on sugar and cotton, not gold
>Allow free trade in the colonies
>Curb the church
>>1648526
Not as "feuds"
>>1648550
Pseudo-feudal I guess. Tons of indigenous people would tied to force labor and giant land grants were given to douchebags.
>>1648506
Face does not matter. Only womb matters.
Hourly creampies until REAL pregnancy.
Knocking up Mary Tudor would have solved tons of issues. Netherlands horseshit, English Pirates, French Wars ... Its very sad her pregnancies ended up being tumors. :(
>>1648669
>Skipping leg day