Weird statues from around the world

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John Paul 2 is a well of hilariously bad statues.

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>>1634423

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wew

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smell my fingerbone

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smell my feet

>>1634263
Funny statue, shitty city, horrible bullshit sensational gossip blog.

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There's a statue in Switzerland of a man eating babies.

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>>1634840
Eh Switzerland has traditionally been ok with sitting-back and watching worse atrocities than that.

Pic related is on display in Florence (I think). It's been publicly showing a prebubescent boydick for hundreds of years and for the most part people absolutely love it! They line-up and take photos.

I guess at first they put a golden figleaf over the tackle but eventually they just had to go for it and show it all.

>>1634859

His ankles are going to snap sometime in the next 50 years.

>>1634869
The original MGTOW.

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>>1634904
they were foolish to leave it outside for the first hundred or so years. the marble is soft and porous and almost chalky. niggas gonna landslide down into a pile of rocks one night, def if there's ever an earthquake.

Pic almost related in a way

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the soldiers and sailors memorial in des moines iowa has some sweet tits on it

>>1634539
>>>/mlp/

>>1634514
>J A N
>PAWEL

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>>1634966
>>1634976


It's like a little garden of HELL

http://maleangpo.blogspot.com/2015/07/wat-mae-kaet-noi-wat-si-don-chai-pa.html

>>1634976
the cooked stillborn foetus is cute :3

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almost every church has one of these. think about it for awhile.

and some of them are super realistic and super graphic. bored children sing at it while feeling absolutely nothing. it's completely fucked.

>>1634914
I was devastated when the man fell.

>>1634943
underated post

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I always wondered about this, is it proof of god?

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>>1635009
yeah man it was kinda sad, been making trips to see him since i was like 3. but everything must change, nothing can be held onto. between all the steel beams and cables and epoxy and mortar they'd added over the years to try and keep him together, by the time he fell he was more machine than man.

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>>1635026
looks like proof of satan to me

>>1635036
kek

>>1634859
>prepubescent boy dick
>pubes are obviously visible

nigga

>>1634942
fuck yeah them are some righteous tits

>>1635008
Edgy.

>>1635008
I don't think you've every seen a "PG-13" movie then

Or the fact that kids start watching porn so young nowadays

>>1634966
That's the type of shit you show a kid if you want him in therapy for life

>>1634423
Wait, was John Paul 2 a Pope or an evil robot king from the future?

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>>1634859
>Oh noes a DICK!!!!

Are you american or muslim?

>>1634563
Why's the armor got boob holes?

>>1636341
You don't need armor to protect your organs if you're a skelly.

>>1634965
is that colinf firth from the pride and prejudice mini series

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>>1634995

>>1634840
Swiss commoner here. Where is this beautiful artwork?

>>1636385
http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/child-eater-bern

>>1634942
Pretty sure someone just wanted to make a statue with some fine ole titties

>>1634942
face looks like a manface tho

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This statute outside of parliament.

>>1634423
>the pope as designed by deus ex's concept artist

>>1634545

Ferguson.jpg

This is a good thread. Post more statues.

>>1634263
That's my homey. Moving the fuck outta there was the best thing I ever did for myself.

>>1636332
it's bait you cuck

>>1634267
that's probably Belgium's most famous sight, kek

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>>1639387
>"Hmmm. Pericle Fazzini, the Holy Father needs a statue that will simultaneously show the glory of the Resurrection while dispelling crazy Prod conspiracy theories about the Pope being under Satan's thrall"
>"I got your back f.am"

I like this thread a lot. Thanks guys

>>1636361
yes. it's Mr. Darcy. He showed up in a pond from what I gather.

>>1634545
This one arouses the shit out of me.

>>1636332
>doesn't get joke
>insults Americans/Muslims

you're a fucking dumb cunt. How do you not recognize Michaelangelo's David. omfg, it's in the filename... I hope you stop posting out of shame you stupid faggot.

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Ayyy

>>1639621
Is the one at the MFA in Boston? I just visited there today!

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>>1634263

thread closed

>>1639621
>>1639656
Wut? That's in Boston? I live here and I've never seen it.

>>1639656
I believe it's in Spain, Barcelona iirc

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>>1639684
>>1639749
Looks like I thought it was the wrong massive bronze baby head. Apparently this is the one in Boston on the grounds of the MFA.

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Every now and then you'll see a fully-loaded hot dog nestled in the grip of his left hand.

>>1637726
Cromwell did nothing wrong.

>>1634299
Keked.

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Post more statues.

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>>1640322
Goats making out with human boners.

>>1636332
Is that a rare stirner on that flag?

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>>1636332
I never thought I'd see underage buttocks on /his/.

>>1634942
What the fuck? I live there!
I guess I know where I'm going this weekend.

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as a bi person I find this very sexy

Post more lews statues

>>1640557
>as a bi person

You fucking weirdo, gas yourself
>inb4 /pol/tard

Yes, I used to be one, but you're still a weirdo

>>1640581
oh, offensive internet comments, im so afraid.

>>1640586
Why did you even reply

>>1640609
I guess to show that on the other side I really dont care. They want some sort of reaction out of me, whether its making me angry or making me think 4chan is full of nazis. I dont give a fuck.

>>1640620

Yet you still replied

It's just a chink board, why are you guys getting upset lmao

"I'm the better man for not giving a fuck, yet I will still reply to tell him that"

t. irony

>>1640620
>give me attention

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A monument to St Sergii in Radonezh designed by Vyacheslav Klykov.

>>1639944
worse than hitler

>>1636341
why do you think he's dead?