Can we have another historical sex fantasy thread? Last one was gold

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>>1625791
Lurking for some /u/.

Too bad that's pretty rare.

>>1625791
>you will never be Joseph and cum in Mary's ass and watch it slowly trickle out into her vagina as she sleeps

>>1625791
>that face
Gets me everytime.

I don't know man nothing I can say beats having a harem and everyone says that already.

>>1625806
There's a Yuri minoan comic.

>Be Mongol in Scandinavia
>Rape Finn women
>Kanned

>Be Viking in Britania
>Rape Saxon wimen
>Vikinged

>Be Barbarian conqueror
>Rape Roman bitches
>Gauled

>Be Spaniard in America
>Rape Indians
>Spik'd

>Be Russian in Berlin
>Rape Germans
>Russkied

>>1625806
My historic sex fantasy is to be a member of the Kippumjo, and trained to serving Kim Pyong Il's daughter from the time I was 12.

>>1625791
I want to see a roman woman get fucked by a baboon

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>>1625864
Link it NOW

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>>1625972
Unfortunately, it's only one page, the art is so-so too.

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>you'll never be the last ruler of a decadent empire
>having a harem of women, fucking anyone you want and wasting the national treasury in luxuries and parties
>being a degenerate until you're eventually overthrown by a revolution and executed

This is my actual fantasy. Does anyone have any historical examples for it?

>you will never be the wife to a wealthy man of good standing along the silk road
>you will never gossip at the bath houses about the Russians and British arming tribals, dispatching scouts, and encroaching upon ancestral territories in a bid for land and prestige
>you will never fall in love with the beauty of another woman at the bath house and fall deeper in love as she coos sweet poetry in your ears
>you will never persuade your husband to take her as a second wife so that you can be closer to her

At least I can live vicariously through manga(y).

>>1626044
That was a good arc in the manga.

>>1625877
Mongols never reached scandinavia

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>you will never be the toy of a Nazi officer as you offer up your body to save the lives of your lived ones (even though the promises he says are empty)

>>1626085
Its been a long time since Ive been offended by something on 4chan. a long, long time.

Good job.

>>1626085
He looks so anguished.

>>1626085
this is fucked..

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>>1626085
>ywn be Ilse Koch's sex slave

>>1626133
> he


She's wearing a little dress.

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>>1626099
You know, years ago I read a detailed interview with a woman that was running a "pleasure place" in New York.
The women working there ware not allowed to have sex with clients, police was keeping a tight eye on them and they would get immediately closed if they did - but everything else was allowed, all dark desires the clients might have.
BDSM too, obviously.
And, off course, there ware clients who wanted to be dominated by women dressed in Nazi uniforms, who would beat them, tie them up, humiliate etc.
Many clients even wanted concentration-camp role-play, where they would be dressed in prisoner uniform.

Want to guess what kind of clients mostly loved that shit?

! That's right - the Jews. Bankers, managers, lawyers, etc...

Oh, and before someone jumps out with "oi oi, much antisemitism!" - the interview was published in Gazeta Wyborcza, a leftist paper run by Jews.

>>1626205
She wants nothing more but to be a little whore
He wants nothing less but to wear a little dress

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>>1626133
>Season
>drawing boys

>>1626215
Not surprised honestly. I read somewhere also that people in power tend to be into masochism and self humiliation sex fantasies. Makes you wonder how many wealthy people and politicians are into that.

>You will never be a fairly well off Roman official in a small village in southern Greece
>You will never wake up to the sound of rain against your roof early in the morning and look over to see your boy slave sleeping next to you
>You will never gently jostle him awake with a kiss as you ease between his legs, gazing into his sleepy but loving eyes as you enjoy an act of sodomy

Why even live...

>>1626277
Yea. I talked to a guy who's wife is a CEO, and in bed she loves to be ass-raped and dominated.

Dated a high-ranking manager once, she was like that too.
It's kinda funny, because she had a completely different voice (more deep, dominant) while talking to her subordinates, and while talking to me.

>>1626253
>She wants nothing more but to be a little whore
But the sexiness comes from her being forced into it.

>>1626083
That's what finns want you to believe.

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>you'll never be God and rape Mary through anal sex to birth Jesus as told by Constantine

>>1626317
constantine?

>>1626317
Edgy

>>1626328
Orthodox tripfag

Said that Jesus was created through anal sex

>>1626341
lol, what a heretic retard :)

>>1626341
wasn't it revealed that that poster was a diff constie impersonating our constie?

>>1626351
Nope

The original post was found and it was the same trip

Somebody just used an edit to make it look different for a screen cap

>>1626352
oh

>tfw gotta keep up with /his/ domestics

Man this thread makes me sad xnovel died. It used to archive a ton of old erotica from the 70s and earlier.

>>1626358
Gotta watch out for shitposters as well

>>1625877
>Be recently freed slave in America
>Rape Yankee women
>Cooned
>Or Nigged if you prefer

>Be Irish Convict in New South Wales
>Rape Native Aboriginie women
>Eired

>Be Australian Aboriginal
>Rape colonial women
>Abboed

>Be Crusader in Jerusalem
>Rape Arabic women
>Saxoned

>Be Japanese in Manchuria
>Rape Chinese women
>Nipped

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>>1625791

>The Haitian Genocide of 1804
>Thousands of Whites being massacred by ex-slaves
>All White men ordered put to death
>White women can live only if they agree to submit to having black husbands
>This actually happened

>>1626418
>Saxoned
>Not Franked

>>1626428
If your not black/half caste, you should be ashamed of yourself for finding that erotic.

Unless you think its funny, in which case your just pathetic.

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>>1625791
>be German woman
>fuck everyone that ever set a foot into Germany

>>1626037
>Does anyone have any historical examples for it?

Last emperors of the Song dynasty. The French Bourbon dynasty kings.

>>1626905
>"Even whites who had been friendly and sympathetic to the black population were imprisoned and later killed"
I fucking love lefties. This stuff happens so frequently throughout history that it can't merely be a fluke

>>1625791
I've posted this before, but a big fantasy of mine is having sex with a prostitute in a historical setting.
Specifically one of the following:
>Roman empire
>Golden age of piracy
>Wild west

Does anyone else know this feel?

>>1626952
Happens with any revolution really, I can't think of any where they went "Oh, you were okay so you can just stay" to their oppressors, short of a couple philanthropist sorts.

>>1627121
During the April Uprising in Bulgaria, the lives and rights of most good and friendly turks were spared. Only one of the leaders went as far as to massacre them.

>>1625791
Why do most /his/ fantasies involve rape?

>>1627179
Most women fantasise about rape also, it is one of the most common ones for women and slightly less so for men. It isn't that surprising.

>>1627181
To each their own, I guess. What's your own /his/ fantasy?

>>1626968
Well NOW I do.

>be a Briton tribesman
>village gets torched, be captured by Romans
>taken to Rome, sold as a gladiator
>over time, become highly successful and popular fighter
>get qt3.14 Nubian kitchen-slave girlfriend
>get pimped out to high-class ladies on hen night, fuck them like the savage they see you as
>cuck half the aristocracy

Would not complain if I woke up in that situation tbqh

>>1627165
Huh, I hadn't heard of that, thanks anon.

Though I still think the point about this being much more an issue with revolutionaries tending to be people prone to violence that are massively incensed by a particular group rather than a racial issue.

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(((>>1625822)))
Doesn't it ever get old?

>ywn serve in nam
>ywn grow slowly closer to another man
>ywn have him repress his gay feelings for you
>ywn sit quietly alone with him, slowly edging closer together
>ywn look into his eyes and realise how much you love him
>ywn cradle him as he cries after he's beaten for being a faggot
>ywn sneak kisses when no one is looking
>ywn have a cute soldier boyfriend
why even live

>>1625791
> Be Byzantine emperor
> Invite >H>R>E to Constantinople to debate matters of church and trade
>Seduce >H>R>E princess/queen in the Roman baths
>Cuck their barbaric emperor and make his queen/princess your own empress.

>>1626968
According to Wikipedia, young roman boys were taken to an experienced prostitute on their coming of age celebration, where she taught him about sex.

That is my fantasy. To be a young nobleman's son, taken to a brothel and fucking a milf who teaches me all about sex.

Then, owning my own slaves who I may freely fuck whenever I please.

>Be time traveler
>Use time machine that causes each time period you visit to branch off into an alternate universe, so nothing I can do in the past will affect the future of my home universe

It would be sooo amazing to travel to multiple time periods, seducing women who would be amazed at my height and attractiveness (a 5/10 man in 2016 would easily be 8/10 for most of history because of how much better modern diets are).


Why did we have to be born before time travel, bros? Or born before photorealistic holograms with artificial intelligence, like the holodeck in Star Trek so we could make our fantasies come true.

>>1627289
>you will never go back in time
>you will never meet a cavewoman
>she will never display her desire to mate by just hugging you whenever she pleases and rubbing her ass against you or humping your leg like she's in heat
>you will never name her and teach her to speak
>you will never bathe her
>you will never surprise and exhilarate her by making love to her in all manner of positions instead of a simple doggy style rutting

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>>1627245
I have this same fantasy except with German soldiers on the Eastern front.

Imagine being stuck in some isba in the middle of the Russian steppe with your comrades in arms, it's -40 degrees and the only thing you can do to keep yourselves warm is huddling closely next to one another and blowing warm breath into each other's faces.

You're all fully aware that you may all die soon and suddenly these guys freezing next to you are the most valuable, most caring persons you ever felt attached to.

People underestimate the power of homoerotic feelings soldiers feel for each other in war. Thebans were right to form an entire unit of gay lovers, it was one of the best combat formations ever fielded because the soldiers fought much more harder and bitter in order to protect their lovers and not look like a coward in front of their eyes.

>>1627304
a hairy manlet would fuck your shit up

>>1627316
Correction

Hunter gatherers were actually taller than farmers

>>1625791
I bet an eternal Teuton painted that.

>>1627360
That's actually Gauls.

>>1627309
pls no, don't ruin the Nazis for me.

>>1626460
>Be Frankish knight
>Go to Saxony
>Rape Horses, Ride off on women
FRANK'D

Being a gladiator and fucking patrician Roman women while their husbands are away

>>1626215
If you think of it as just one of a million other tragedies within the Holocaust, and within ww2 for that matte,. Its nbd. But ehen you consider that probably just about everybody that lived through it only did so because they allowed themselves, as children, to be raped by the men personally killing their parents? Thats fucking fucked up man.

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>ywn be a Germanic warrior captured in a Roman incursion into Germania
>ywn be sold into slavery in a fit of butthurt after the Teutoberg Forest massacre
>ywn be named some cheesy shit "Red-Haired Thunder" and kill Persian slaves sent to fight you in the arena
>ywn have tons of aristocratic pussy thrown at you by lustful women renting you out expecting you to fuck them to exhaustion

>>1626929
Why am I laughing?

>>1626952
>"Even whites who had been friendly and sympathetic to the black population were imprisoned and later killed"
>I fucking love lefties. This stuff happens so frequently throughout history that it can't merely be a fluke

My personal favourite is Touissant Louverture having to deal with the white abolitionist commissar who insisted on kicking out all whites from Haiti, when Louverture invited them right back in because only they had the know-how to prevent a famine.

>>1627275
I'm 100% sure there's an h-manga that's close to that.

>>1627534
l-link

>>1626015
Thank you so much.

I want to fuck bi Minoan girls in the palace's impluvia. This has been my dream for many years.

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>be Russian soldier in WWII
>march into Berlin
>fuck every one of these little Nazi tasties
>repeat

>>1627275
more and more I am convinced STDs are responsible for the fall of the Roman empire

>>1627633
>"""""""""""""""""""""""tasties"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>1627633
But anon

They're ugly as fuck

>>1626418
>Be welshman in Wales
>Rape sheep
>Waelshedd

>>1626085
>tumblr

How am I not surprised.

>>1626037
Caligula? I mean approximately.

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Do you think she diddled the girls before she had them killed?

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>>1627275
>>1627596
My gift to you.

https://nhentai.net/g/142825/

>>1628801
wtf I'm only seeing a sad panda.

https://nhentai.net/search/?q=saint+foire+festival

This series covers a lot of it.

look here mars
look HERE Mars
I am Titus Pullo, these bloody men my gift to you.

>>1626952
it's almost like all races are capable of perpetrating equal degrees of racial violence or something.

>>1629200
Degree?

Yes

Frequency?

Noooo

But you're free to wander Baltimore at 3AM

>>1629227
>Frequency?
>Noooo
Russian Mafia
Irish Mafia
Canadian Mafia
Italian Mafia
Yakuza
Chinese revolutionary government.
Spanish Inquisition

All of which were actually respected.
Niggers can't even criminal well.

>>1626083
Koreans did though.

>>1629354
>Canadian mafia

Am I gonna be rudely bumped into over a shipment of maple syrup?

>>1626085
kinda hot but conflicted at the same time.

>>1629354
>Russian Mafia
Meme who keep to themselves

>Irish Mafia
...wat?

>Canadian Mafia
...WAT?

>Italian Mafia
Whoopee, less than 1000 greaseballs running construction scams

>Yakuza
Japan's virtually non existent crime rate speaks for itself

>Chinese revolutionary government.
Not crooks

>Spanish Inquisition
Religious scholars who educated the superstitious, rooted out muslim and jewish traitors, and killed less than 3000 people over 400 years
>

>>1629591
>>Canadian Mafia
Canadian mafiosi pretty much just do construction scams.

>be peasant in Northern Europe
>spend the winter lying with a cute redhead on a straw bed, surrounded by pets and livestock trying not to freeze to death
>cuddle
>during springtime, make more babies for increased insulation

>>1629606
Nah, they're involved in the usual vice trades too: sex, drugs, gambling. They were also non-trivial players in the biker gang wars of the mid-90s/early-00s. More shit goes down in Canada than most people think.

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>>1626085

>>1626085

I've been on this site for 10 years, and this is the first time I've ever been legitimately disgusted by someone. I'm not triggered or offended, just amazed that one could be so degenerate as to have such a fantasy.

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>>1626348
>blasphemous apostate roleplaying as a schismatic "orthodox"
FTFY

>>1629664
Catholics are blasphemous heretics

>>1629591
>Japan's virtually non existent crime rate speaks for itself

I'll take "what is Japan's honour culture making them cook the books with regards to crime" alex

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An account of the aftermath of the Siege of Jerusalem (1187):
>Women and children together came to 8,000 and were quickly divided up among us, bringing a smile to Muslim faces at their lamentations. How many well-guarded women were profaned, how many queens were ruled, and nubile girls married, and noble women given away, and miserly women forced to yield themselves, and women who had been kept hidden stripped of their modesty, and serious women made ridiculous, and women kept in private now set in public, and free women occupied, and precious ones used for hard work, and pretty things put to the test, and virgins dishonoured and proud women deflowered, and lovely women's red lips kissed, and dark women prostrated, and untamed ones tamed, and happy ones made to weep!

The thought of partaking in the sexual humiliation of innocent girls and women completely at your mercy at such a massive scale makes me wish I was born 829 years earlier, even if it meant dying of consumption at 35.

>>1625791
GAULED

>>1629767
this is fucking lame

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>ywn be the first roman emperor to convert to Christianity, stop all Christian persecutions, order the bludgeoning to death of every citizen/official who facilitated such persecutions, make homosexuality illegal, burn all brothels while the transsexual abominations and harlots are still inside, make the rape of romans and slaves illegal, castrate and burn all rapists alive, make abortions illegal to put an end to sexual immorality, make atheism equal to high treason, destroy all pagan idols, transform all temples throughout the Empire into beautiful Churches, completely latinize the East to avoid a schism, do everything in my power to help give birth to a doctrine which declares sola fide and sola scriptura as heretical demonic lies, force jews to either convert or leave Jerusalem and Christianize the living **** out of Arabia to prevent the birth of Islam; all of this whilst guided by the Holy Spirit

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>>1629777
>muh fornication
You've fallen for the oldest meme.

>you will never be a Spanish conquistador who takes advantage of the young nubile Mayan women

>>1629771
Hot.
I'm imagining them lined up, side-by-side, nude in the daylight, with curvaceous bodies and white skin, in tears, in fear... ach.
I don't know if Moslems would do that, of course. But there had to have been cultures that would.

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>>1629793
Why post in this thread

Go to bible study or something

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>>1629795
>I don't know if Moslems would do that

>>1629786
>the rape of romans
I meant rape committed by roman soldiers*

>>1626352
Looks like a different tripcode to me
https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/1405786/#1405786

>>1629852
Fuck off constantine

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Are there any accounts of teenaged boys being captured by slavers and being sold as sex slaves for wealthy foreign men? Said men might also give these boys as gifts for their wives or female relatives, and possibly also force them to wear female clothing.

Just asking for a friend.

>>1625877
>Kanned
Khanned*
>Vikinged
Norsed*

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>>1627309
>Thebans were right to form an entire unit of gay lovers, it was one of the best combat formations ever fielded because the soldiers fought much more harder and bitter in order to protect their lovers and not look like a coward in front of their eyes.

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>tfw you will never assist to the colosseum to watch some trained giraffes raping Christian virgins
>tfw you will never watch the horrid scene consisting in one of said giraffes penetrating a woman until it destroys her guts with its several inches long penis, and when the giraffe comes, it pulls its penis and the insides of the girl start coming outside from her vagina
>be so horny after all the blood that you go to a brothel and fuck senseless a tranny
Best time to be alive ever, isn't it?

/his/ is far more degenerate than /d/

>>1626085
Please load that tick 8.8cm of yours into my breech, Herr Obersturmbannführer~

>>1627275
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2s5i2i2Jg

>>1629786
>latinize the East
You mean plunge it into eventual heresy?
Hellenization > Latinization

>>1626085
really, this is what gets people sick?
have you people never been to /d/, or even /gif/?
wanting to be someone's plaything is a common fantasy on here (and relatively common overall), and Nazis are very culturally prominent (and mentioning them is a great way to fuck with people)

>>1630112
>heresy
t. borderline-heretic schismatic who's one little step above borderline-apostate heretics

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I want to [spoiler]hold hands with[/spoiler] Jeanne d'Arc.

the world needs more Civ rule 34

>>1630166
What we need is hentai cutscenes for if specific things happen.

Say you get killed early on by Boudicca rushing pictish warriors.

>>1630167
as catherine

>>1628712
She definitely did. And she would personally torture them too.

There was basically no excess of carnality or violence that she didn't partake in with her victims.

>>1629864
Ottomans used to do that overseas. Also they regularly took young christian boys for military purposes or to be used as sex slaves and forced to crossdress and serve men.

>The köçek was typically a very handsome young male who usually cross-dressed in feminine attire, and was employed as an entertainer. The köçeks were available sexually, often to the highest bidder, in the passive role.
>Köçeks were much more sought after than the Çengi ("belly dancers"), their female counterparts. Some youths were known to have been killed by the Çengi, who were extremely jealous of men's attention toward the boys.

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So why are most /his/ fetishes rape and humiliation?

>>1630199
They are refined fetishes for refined men.
Rape is a lost art.

>>1630199
because it's still 4chan

>>1630199
>4chan user
>healthy relationship with women
>healthy relationship with human sexuality in general

It happens, but it's rare.

If you've read the Muslim accounts of Saladin capturing Jerusalem, the chroniclers go into long and lavish detail about how they stripped and raped the Christian women, particularly the nuns, how they enjoyed taking pious and chaste Christian women and 'making them unchaste and exposing them before the eyes of menfolk'.

Pretty fucking hot imo.

>>1629771
That didn't even happen.

>>1630199
You come across a lot of rape reading through history, and the past has all kinds of social hierarchies to study with all sorts of implications for sexual abuse.

>>1630509
t: al-Malik al-Adil Sayf ad-Din Abu-Bakr Ahmed ibn Najm ad-Din Ayyub

cleopatra fucking murders me

>>1626968
Enjoy your syphilis in scenarios 2-3, perhaps 1 as well (or something equally nasty)

>>1630199
>all those rape fantasises
>no one fantasizes about making cute sweet consensual love to their historical waifus\husbandos
>no one even fantasizes about raping their historical waifu\husbando [spoiler]tenderly[/spoiler]

Why are you so cold and cynical, /his/?

>>1625897
That's incredibly specific. How do you know Eun-song is a homo?

>>1626418
>Nipped

kek

>>1626085
People are pansies, there's nothing incredibly offensice about this.

It's like fantasizing about being a woman in a baltic state that gets gang banged by soldiers daily for small pieces of bread to feed her family.

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I just want to be a common man who saves his liege in a time of war and who is then rewarded with the hand of nubile virgin noblewoman who is the lady and last member of an impoverished noble house. I would lovingly make love to get multiple times a day while I rebuild the house and give her many sons and we would live happily ever after.

Or I just want to live in a time when a man could give me his daughter to strengthen our ties.

What a gay degenerate era we live in today.

>>1631154
Nice citation

>>1631736
>virgin

She'd be lying

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>>1625791

why is modern day so boring
cant fucking handle it
Wish reincarnation was real

>>1631825
When will this meme of non pure women die.

>>1631884
Don't know why you'd want to have sex with a virgin desu. A woman who knows what she's doing is far and away more fun to have sex with.
t. not virgin

>>1631897
So, you're jealous?

>>1625953
what ?
no that's a punishment

>>1627633
"""""""""""""""fantasy""""""""""""""""""""

>>1629924
>I hear there are Roman woman who fuck baboons

>>1631897
>Western education and """culture""".

Hands down the most autistic thread I have ever seen on 4chan. This shit should be archived and studied.

>>1625822
God will smite you faggot

>be Carribean Pirate
>rape governors daughter
>Buccaneer'd

>>1632812
more like cuckaneer'd

>ywn be purchased as a slave by a wealthy roman school teacher and be her sex toy until you both fall in love and raise her children in a matriarchal household

>You'll never live in 9th century Scandinavia
>with fat, muscular blondes and redheads
>with the blood of their enemies staining their faces
>who'll sit on your face and ride you like a rodeo bull
>all in the name of Freya

Feels bad man.

>twf ywn fuck Julia the Elder

Seneca talks about rumors of Julia going into the center of Rome and offering herself up as a tart to passerby

>>1632782
How long have you been here?

What boards do you browse?

I've seen worse, way worse.

>>1632782
I've seen a thread before about a guy saying he is going to fuck a chicken (whole chicken you get from grocery store) and he does. Absolute madman.

>>1625791
lol he looks like asterix

>>1626085
God I haven't laughed so hard in a while. It's not even funny just so fucked its funny.

>>1626148
Oh shit he's growing hair now

>>1632782
Are you serious? Somebody post that screencap of the guy with the family of human-sized rat dolls that he made and has sex with

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>>1632782
This probably isn't even the most autistic thread of the day.

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>ywn go to a drug-fueled orgy with Rotha Lintorn-Orman

>>1626428
twas only about 5 thousand deaths though, but still horrifying.

>>1631897
Cuck

>>1634154
Hot.

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>>1626085

>mfw no benis :(
i had to make it better

>>1625791
im diamonds anon, imagine the cute babies those gals would give ya.

>>1627633
>that girl 7th from the left
Why would I have sex with Prokofiev in drag?

>you will never be a young noble that routinely travels to a small village to fuck peasant girls

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looking for some good sexy /his/ pasta, anyone got any?

>>1635092
Anyone got any writing prompts?

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this one is really more /pol/ than /his/ but its to good to not post

>>1635130
the ass was fat

>>1635137
Live and direct

>>1626037
About half the emperors of Rome could fit those qualifications.

>>1635195
fucking this, really most monarchs to be Frank with you

>>1626037
If you look at a lot of Middle Eastern Turkic sultanates, their preferred origin story is literally about overthrowing a previous decadent, degenerate dynasty that stopped caring about administration and war and spent their times drinking and whoring. It's basically a trope.

>>1626085
There's nothing wrong with peadosexuality, you stupid kikes.

>>1626037

France.

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>tfw I will never be the first son of relatively minor but still prosperous French noble in the High Middle Ages
>I will never grow up training to fight and reading chansons de geste, dreaming of crusades and courtly love
>I will never go study at one of the first universities,and occasionally travelling across Western Europe
>I will never decide to go on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land
>I will never come back after a few years and help my father develop our land, clearing out forests, introducing three crops rotation farming, building high tech windmills, modernising the family castle
>I will never have to endure my mother and father's nagging me to get married and have an heir
>I will never finally agree to marry the qt daughter of a (very) rich merchant or a neighboring noble
>It will never be love at almost first sight
>We will never have loving, romantic sex in the missionary position while holding hands in the hope of procreation all day, everyday
>We will never have have many children who all survive to adulthood
>My father will never die peacefully in his sleep at an advanced age
>I will never succeed him and be a fair, enlightened ruler
>I will never raise my children to become good, cultured, men and women
>I will never find them all good husbands and wifes from good families
>I will never see my grandchildren grow up, while I dedicate myself to learning and religion as I get older
>I will never peacefully die of old age surrounded by my loved ones, in peace with myself and with God

Not even joking, I had that dream. I still remember it vividly. Waking up was horrible. I was seriously confused for a few seconds, the dream really felt like years went by.

>>1635410
Well, maybe not the first arrow but

>>1635137
Who is this?

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>you will never be a modest young girl from the country in 16th century Spain and live a holy life in celibacy to then fall ill by the devil and practice mortification of the flesh until Jesus shows up and dicks you GOOD with his long golden """spear""" that pierce your entrails so you come to absolute subjection in front of God and reach the highest level of ecstasy ever earthly possible

>>1630199
>>1631312
>>1630224
Because /his/ (and 4chan in general) is mostly populated by men, and men are sadistic savages by nature.

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>>1635142
found this one in the British Museum, thicc as fuck

>>1626215
That's funny that no sex was allowed, seeing as all sorts of "massage parlors" operate in New York city.

>>1629786
>>you will never be a fanatical moron who destroys things others like
Glad I don't know this feel honestly.

>>1634364
>>1632579
>>1632030

He's not exactly wrong. Not all women are good at sex. If you'd ever had sex with a woman who's bad at sex... well, then you'd understand.

Bad sex exists. Women can be very bad at sex.

>>1628801
Thank you for reminding me about this artist.

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>>1634154
He's got that David Bowie swagger.

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>>1635092
>>1635136
I do

>>1625877
>Gauled
10/10

>>1629786
t. bootyblasted Catholic

Drawfag here. I got time to kill on a long flight, any of you wanna throw me ideas for an erotic illustration I can do to pass the time?

Preferrably premodern history, especially ancient.

>>1636034
Ashurnarsipal surveying his new conquests :^)

>>1636034
The conception of the minotaur pls

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>>1636034
Greek noble girl and her slave girl.

Extra /u/ on the side, please.

>>1636034
Petite maya girl surrounded by BIG SPANISH MEN

>>1636034
Can you just draw a cool looking Viking or something?
Bear pelt and stuff, leather pelt armor.

>>1636047
>>1636053
>>1636070
>>1636098
>>1636104
Ok I'll see what I can do. Not sure I can get through them all though.

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>>1636034
I want this one >>1636104 but with another viking fucking that viking, in the woods while it's snowing.

>>1636118
sauce

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>>1636127
It's a One Punch Man doujin, but I don't know which one.

>>1635410
>loving, romantic sex in the missionary position while holding hands in the hope of procreation
You sick fuck! Don't ever post here or on my son's favorite boards again!

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>>1636254
Make me.

>>1626085
S-sauce

>>1630199
Because not only do men love it it's the most popular female fantasy too.

>>1635970
That's a she

>>1635410
>We will never have loving, romantic sex in the missionary position while holding hands

This is how you get cucked

Be a roman count Abduct girls from the street.
Impregnate all off them, selling the boys as slaves, keep the girls, refer to these girls as lapwarmers and make them sit naked on you every now and then after they turn like 13, make them lick your face and make sexual motions but don't actually fuck them. Sell off the woman when they turn 40, impregnate the new girls when theyre about 16. Repeat.

Leave this harem for your son


What has ck2 done to me

>>1635410
Really made me feel anon, th-thanks

>A English soldier who busts Joan of Arc out of prison on the eve of her death and escapes on horseback, her arms wrapped around me, holding me tight, her beautiful big breasts pressed hard on my back. I vow to protect her and stay by her side after we defeat the English and the Hussites and we hug and stare into each others eyes before she decides to begin her career as a nun, her purity forever intact.
>One of the Finnish soldiers participating in the gangrape of the Korean Princess during the early stages of the Hyper War.

>>1636527
But that guy's got a point. She's got a Bowie thing going on.

I want to fuck the shit out of that weirdo Elagabalus, desu.

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>>1626418
>Eired

>>1629390
No. But the RCMP will find your body in a maple syrup vat and couple of broken hockey sticks nearby.

>>1629625
Canada's a big country with a small population, where a lot of things can happen without anyone noticing. I wouldn't be surprised if we had more crime then we imagined.

>be ancient roman
>buy a slave girl
>have sex whenever I want
>suddenly realize im getting nothing done
>buy another cute slave girl to do my work while i fuck the other one
>end up fucking them both 24/7
>now theyre both pregnant with more slaves on the way.

when will the cycle end.

>>1625877
Don't you mean

>Be mongol in Scandinavia
>Have your women get raped by finns

>>1638731
>buying a sex slave when you could just go to a brothel

Holy shit this is exorbitant. Even the wealthy wouldn't bother with that shit.

>>1626428
That's gay.

I just wanna rape thicc nigger women.

>>1636471
http://fdseason.tumblr.com/

>>1637462
>big breasts
kek
Judging by all accounts Joanne had some kinda rare genetic disorder which made her very manly and virtually hermaphroditic. Perhaps more manly than the actress who plays Brienne in GoT.

>>1638792
I thought it would be an investment!

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>>1638821
Everyone looks better with makeup and good lighting.

>>1638827
Slaves were fucking expensive and required maintenance. They were usually only valued for their labor. You'd genuinely save money by just paying real cheap to fuck barbarian women a couple times a week.

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>you will never get engaged to a Collaborationist Frenchfu
>She will never track your movements when you are sent into combat
>She'll never find you captured
>She'll never be so in love with you that she won't pretend you don't exist and instead stay at your side, even going to the PoW camp with you.

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>tfw no Audry Hepburn gf

She was so perfect.

>>1631433
I don't, but I really hope she is.

>>1638936
Have you even any pictures of her?

>>1638959
Nope. Going off a verbal description from a defector.

>>1638966
Which is?

>>1638834
>Not having your own personal fuck doll, trained to satisfy your exact fetishes through years of practice
>Fucks a well worn, public hole instead.
This is how STDs happen.

>>1638991
Hold up a second, digging up my reference.

>>1638914
Hell, I'd fuck her even when she was in her 60's.

She's just that good of a woman.

>>1638992
they didnt have stds back then "supposedly", but..
>fucking whores, harlots, tramps, etc
>not having your own personal sex slave
the plebeians dont know what they are missing.

>>1639013
>they didnt have stds back then
Anon, are you retarded?

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>>1638831
And alcohol.

>>1625791

>You will never be a Hun so caught up in the ransacking and bloodshedding sex becomes unimportant for you, and the closest thing you get to carnal pleasure is the horrible chill that goes down your horse's back when it hears the screams of a family being burned alive in their own house.

I love simpler times.

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>>1626085
>>1626215

>>1639013
It's like you've never heard of the Coolidge effect.

>>1626085

Adolf Eichmann had a Jewish mistress and was the butt of his colleagues jokes. Especially his former mentor Ernst Kaltenbrunner who was banging the fuck out a Countess.

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>>1635410
>marry the qt daughter of a (very) rich merchant

>>1639003
>>1638991
Fuck me, I conflated Kim Pyong-Il with his uncle Kim Yong-Ju. I fail the dear and great leaders, 6 million years Kwalliso for me. Anyway:

>"Kim Yong-ju sired at least one houseful of children who grew up to take prominent posts in the regime, including son Kim Bong-ju, who became a Party Central Comittee member. One former high ranking North Korean official who defected to South Korea told me in an interview that Kim Yong-ju "has lots of kids. They're in all departments of government -- good jobs, of course." In a country where few people could be satisfied with the quantities of food they got to eat, "All his sons and daughters are very, very fat -- Real heavyweights."

>"I never saw anyone in North Korea as fat as his eldest daughter." he added. "One of her legs is fatter than my whole body. She's well proportioned [but] unfortunately she insisted on wearing a miniskirt. In North Korea, miniskirts were prohibited to the general population. Only members of Kim Il-Sungs family could wear them. It's like a priviledge for family members to wear them. That heavy daughter of Kim Yong-Ju insisted on wearing a miniskirt."

<3

>>1626085
what the fuck man? I think this is the most fucked up fetish I've ever seen

good job, man. You've left me speechless

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>>1626085

>"All day every day. Don't care if the rest of the SS look at me in disgust. They need me, so fuck em."

>>1627498
that sounds familiar...

http://qz.com/458137/mugabe-is-asking-back-the-white-farmers-he-chased-away/

>>1639167
what the fuck
kill yourself fatfag

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>>1627309
after all my years on 4chan this is the only thing that makes me go what the fuck.

>>1639385
All these flavors and you chose salty.

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>ywn liberate Ukrainian qts from Soviet slavery.

>>1639386
>he says this while posting a cartoon about gay space rocks

>>1639167
It truly is feudalism.

>you will never be a rich schoolboy in an affluent private boy's school
>you will never be physically disciplined regularly by your handsome teacher, or older boy prefects

So fucking close, I was only 40 years late or so. Close, but no cigar.

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>>1639489
>you were born just in time to live your teens when homosexual relationships were still socially unacceptable and embarrassing, and thus exciting
>you were born just in time to experience forbidden love
>mfw the generations being born now will never experience this as homosexuality becomes universally accepted and sexual experimentation with your male peers as boring as married sex

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>>1625791
>ywn be a greek boy captured by amazons and turned into their sex slave

>>1639785
This really only applies to America, and other first-world english nations. It is still plenty forbidden in most of the world.

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>>1639785

>tfw experimented with girls while teenage drinking and boys would watch and oogle it.

Now it's just common practice.

>>1639919
>current year
>being a womeme

>>1639919
D U R H A M

>>1639489
>ywn witness or receive a public caning from a handsome, stern Asian police officer
I'm in the right era and everything, just in the wrong place.

>>1627304
or you could just go to detroit for a weekend

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>>1626317, >>1626341, >>1626352, >>1629859
You really are the scum of the earth.
You hide behind your anonymity and lie to hurt someone who never harmed you.
Your family and friends have my sympathies.

>>1639483
More like Gore Vidal's Caligula. The Kippumjo, the getting trained to sexually serve members of the Kim dynasty at the age of 12 thing?

That's real. Kim Jong Il and Il Sung had thousands of women trained that way.

>>1625877
>in America
>Indians
Wrong continent man.

>>1640157
No actual Indian likes the term "native American"

>>1640193
I call us injuns and pretend to be all offended when Whitey (my dad) pretends to know anything.

>>1640200
And it's funny as hell when my mom tries to help gang yup on him.. He goes 0 to exasperated real quick.

>>1631479
I'm so offensiced.

>>1640019
Wow it's really getting under your skin isn't it, Consty?

>>1626285
It's a system of a down refrence

>>1640273
'Tis a pity, she was a whore.

>ywn work as a Miner in County Durham in the early 1900s before WW1
>ywn have a qt brunette English working class wife to come home to with a hot meal made for you two
>ywn have her bathe you after a long days hard work
>ywn have slow loving sex in the missionary position whilst finishing inside her every time
>ywn wake up with her at your side under your arms as you go to get ready for the long day ahead

Rinse and repeat.

>>1640880
Maybe not the first arrow but

>>1640193
And I bet your mum doesn't like the term "massive slut", but it still doesn't mean that it isn't accurate

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>tfw you will never live in the southern usa

>tfw ywn have your comfy cotton plantation
>ywn have a sitcom-tier happy white family with plenty of happy little slaves
>ywn go to the slave market and get gifted a beautiful black woman
>ywn have a qt black maid that teach you about sex and call you young master
>ywn whip your qt house niggresses
why lads WHY ;_;
i was born in the wrong generation t b h

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>>1642118
Kill yourself before you kill the White Race, degenerate.
[spoiler]>you will never take him[/spoiler]

>>1642693
[spoiler]>no one was trying[/spoiler]

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>>1630509
>Google search
>literally first result

>>1642118
>ywn have a sitcom-tier happy white family with plenty of happy little slaves

I want this

>>1633593
What on earth is UTV? Furry crap?

>>1643828
the name of a tripfag i think

>>1643973
A day in the life of not being nameless..

Being a suave and charming smuggler captain during the age of sail. I discover my french cabin "boy" is a girl the moment I set eyes on her.

So I make her wait on me hand and foot while making the tomboy frustrated with my innuendo. I make her share body heat in my chambers at night, teach her to read, and get very hands on when showing her how to swashbuckle. She's interesting because she puts up so much resistance to me (I was a ladies man back in Europe) . Eventually we fall in love and I don't see her as just an exciting conquest anymore. We consummate our feelings and the crew thinks I'm gay. lol.

We reach America and her brothers are waiting to kick my ass unless I marry her. I oblige.

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>>1642118

>The black maid is trying to seduce you to escape
>But you're so good at sex that you convert her into your willing servant
>She becomes your right hand girl, reporting any unrest among the slaves to you
>Completely forgets all her old loyalties and beliefs for a taste of your dick every night.

>>1644039
>her brothers are waiting to kick my ass unless i may her

Kill me if this ever becomes my fantasy.

>>1644094
Homie, in a thread of people fantasizing about being raped, enslaved, fucked in the ass, imprisoned, caned and whipped, this is the post that disturbed you enough to respond?

>>1644110
I think he's saying in his fantasy, he gets shot with the shotgun during the shotgun wedding.

>>1644120
*tongueclickfingergun*

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>>1635950
>Implying sex is the only thing that matters in life.

Virgin girl are better material for long term.

I'll take a virgin over any experienced slut, thank you.

>>1644486
Who would do such a thing, though?

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>purityfags

>>1625791
>be Bohemian
>deep mongolian raid before Temujins death
>kidnapped at 16 by mongol
>taken all around the world, worked like a dog
>mongol captor and I eventually develope an emotional need for one another
>he goes off to raid in china, I come with him
>get captured by chinks but spared as an oddity
>emperor uses me as a fuck toy
>saved by handsome mongolian lover who is now khan of khans
>tearful breakup as he needs to start a real family
>become trusted raider
>raid europe
>cycle begins again

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>>1626044
>>1626047
Sauce tho?

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>you will never conver to zoroastrianism and have incest sex with your sister and mom in name of god

>>1646189
You want to have sex with your real mother, anon?
You want to have sex with your real sister, anon?

>>1642693

ieși acasă, radu

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>>1646235
na, only want to make the classical mom and daughter version /hist/

>>1646274
I'm sorry, what is "the classical mom and daughter version /hist/"?

>>1646138
Otoyomegatari

>>1629786
Preventing the birth of Islam would be the greatest service to history and the future survival of mankind that one individual or group can ever accomplish.

>>1647587
>>1647587
But without Islam i would never have found a name for the most gracious most merciful.

>>1647957
Adonai

>>1648533
Bark

>>1648533
>>1648604
My bad i was thinking anubis