What is the most blown the fuck out a country has ever been.
>cold war going on
>500 people executed everyday to keep enemy intel down in ussr
>turns out that the kgb general was a cia agent
This was also probably the funniest moment in all of history too. Can anything top it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_Cohen
>be Jew
>make friends with most of the senior military and political figures in Syria
>feed intelligence back constantly
>end up as one of the most powerful people in the entire Syrian defense establishment
>go to Syrian positions in the Golan Heights and tell the commanders to put trees over fortifications so that the soldiers have shade
>tell the Israelis about this so that they can use the trees as target markers for enemy positions
>>1615156
They had the last laugh. Tortured him mercilessly and refused to return his bones to his widow.
>>1615173
>do what you must, I have already won
>>1615143
Does anyone know the battle where some king dawned on regular soldier gear and rode into battle but fell off horse and shouted "I AM THE KING!" but got trampled by enemy cavalry anyways?
>>1615143
>What is the most blown the fuck out a country has ever been?
>Paraguayan War
>400,000 deaths
>deadliest and bloodiest war in Latin America's history.
>Paraguay lost almost 70% of its adult male population
>Paraguay's pre-war population of 525,000 was reduced to 221,000 of which only 28,000 were men.
>>1615156
>urgh how dare you execute enemy spies who were directly responsible for your countrymen's deaths
>>1615212
>eres naciste demasiado tarde para luchar para tu pais
>eres naciste recien en tiempo para tener muchas putas y no hombres
Lo siente bien.
>>1615212
they must have had a harem of latinas tho.
>>1615228
nice try 4/10
>>1615225
kek, what a bitch.
>>1615225
I really can't blame them. It was one of the most shameful military defeats of the century so its a no brainer you killed the guy who contributed to your country getting btfo
>>1615225
I really can't blame them. It was one of the most shameful military defeats of the century so its a no brainer you killed the guy who contributed to your country getting btfo. Besides, the public backlash of pardoning him probably would have started the syrian civil war several decades early lol
>>1615228
Ich kann nicht genug Spanisch um das zu verstehen.
>>1615231
I hearthey legalized polygamy if another /his/ poster on the subject can be trusted
>>1615252
If this was /pol/ some Stormblr would be having a heart attack
>>1615225
Yes but seriously how stupid do you have to be to hire a Jew in a war against jews?
The Syrians deserved it.
>>1615754
They didn't know he was a Jew.
He'd been an Egyptian Jew before the Suez War, so the Israelis gave him a cover story as a Syrian businessman returning from Argentina.
>>1615754
Maybe they didn't know he was a Jew? Syria's a pretty diverse place after all.
>>1615143
Spain in the Spanish-American War got rekt pretty hard.
>>1615156
>>1615225
Reminds me of this guy
>>1615744
>its another autistic post about /pol/ even when politics had nothing to do with his post
Get over your obsession
>>1615744
>shoehorning your pet boogeyman into every discussion
Jews really are neurotic.
>>1615254
Es sagt:
>you were born too late to fight for your country
>you were born right on time to drown in pussy due to a heavy gender imbalance.
Feels good man.
>>1615228
>>eres naciste
>>1615212
>be a teenager that survived the conflict
>surrounded by thousands of women completely hungry for cock
Born at the right place and at the right time.
>>1615201
Battle of Muret
>>1616004
>a teenager that survived the conflict
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>>1616083
>not hiding from the draft by pretending to be a cute little girl.
>>1616145
Maybe that's where Brazilians got the taste for trannies.
>>1616248
thats what /his/torians do.
>>1616295
>implying you guys could fill the holes in your hearts
At least we fillin' something