What if Saddam won the gulf war and ended up conquering America?

He would have conquered the Multiverse.

>>1611185
Well since we are now living in a universe where magic exists pretty much anything might happen

>>1611185
It would make a great follow up to Man in the High Castle

http://www.muslimphilosophy.com/ik/Muqaddimah/
"24 Arabs can gain control only over fat territory"
"25 Places that succumb to the Arabs are quickly ruined"
"26 Arabs can obtain royal authority only by making use of some religious coloring, such as prophecy, or sainthood, or some great religious event in general"
"27 The Arabs are of all nations the one most remote from royal leadership"
"8 The buildings and constructions in Islam are comparatively few considering Islam's power and as compared to the dynasties preceding Islam"
"9 Buildings erected by Arabs, with very few exceptions, quickly fall into ruins"
"20 The Arabs, of all peoples, are least familiar with crafts"
"42 Most of the scholars in Islam have been non-Arabs"

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>>1611185

IIRC back after the Iran-Iraq war, Hussein secretly offered a deal to the US where if we let him invade Saudi Arabia, he'd split their oil 50-50 with us.

"what ifs" aren't history, they're fantasy.

Fuck off.

Realistically, how close was Saddam to defeating the United States in Operation Desert Storm?

>>1611451
I cant tell if that is a serious question or not

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meth would be legal by now

>>1611451
He had no chance whatsoever of winning.

>>1611451
none, he strayed from the path bismillah, allahmdullilah

Also Saddam is a complete retard.

Take the Iran-Iraq war for example:

Countries supporting Iran (countries that also supported Iraq will have a * next to their names):
>Brazil*
>China*
>West Germany*
>Israel
>Italy*
>Japan*
>North Korea
>Netherlands
>South Korea
>Libya
>Pakistan
>Portugal*
>Soviet Union* (Only after 1985 and not nearly to the extent of their support for the Iraqis)
>Spain*
>Syria
>Sweden
>Switzerland*
>Turkey*
>USA* (Iran-Contra)

Iraq's supporters (including those previously mentioned):
>Austria
>Brazil
>Canada
>China
>Egypt
>France
>Both East and West Germany
>Italy
>Japan
>Jordan
>Portugal
>Saudi Arabia
>Singapore
>South Africa
>Soviet Union
>Spain
>Switzerland
>Turkey
>UK
>USA
>Yugoslavia

And Saddam still couldn't do better than force a stalemate in the war he began.

>>1611588

The US gave him plenty of time to comply and pull out of Kuwait. He did it to himself, basically.

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>>1611641

>>1611451
The United States is a paper tiger that covered its obvious military flaws in a dominating attack that destroyed 90% of Iraq's infrastructure. If the Iraqis had lasted another day or two, the US's internal contradictions would have caused it to crumble.

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>>1611185
He uses muslim space magic to conquer the entire galaxy and becomes the first padishah emperor of the known universe.

>>1611996

I certainly hope this is a parody post.

>>1611185
I dont know what bullshit this is but ill play with you OP. Saddam will replace the statue of liberty to the Statue of Sadam the Great, the capital will be moved to florida (no reason at all), all churches will be replaced with mosque, every americans will experience the sadam hospitality and most of all Sadam will be the eternal president of the Greater Iraq. You happy now?

>>1611451

Saddam really couldn't defeat the US at all. The most he could have done was inflict casualties to a degree that would have been considered politically unacceptable, causing the US to draw back its forces. This obviously did not occur. Not even close.

>>1611595

>He had no chance whatsoever of winning.

So then what was his plan? Why did he even bother invading Kuwait?

Saddam
Maddas
Mad Ass

kek he's one mad ass!

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>>1611185
Is this a level in some game that I am unaware of?
Is Saddam replacing Nebuchadnezzar as a the leader of Babylon in Civ VI?
You're so silly...
Just wow

>>1611996
> If the Iraqis had lasted another day or two, the US's internal contradictions would have caused it to crumble.
You're silly too

>>1611185
>the United Caliphate of America

Well Allahu Ackbar my brothers

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>>1611641
>Kuwait is undercutting your business and stealing your oil
>ask US embassy if you can invade Kuwait
>they say they won't openly support it, but they won't intervene either. So you have the greenlight.
>invade Kuwait
>America immediately flips out
>"WOW SADDAM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!"
>Kuwaiti Ambassador's daughter gives fake speech that Iraqi soldiers are like totally killing babies ;(
>US led Coalition shits all over you army with superior numbers and technology
>realize you've been jewed as your people starve because of crippling sanctions

>>1612371
But saddam was lying about the slant drilling. The undercutting factor, on the other hand, was a far more legitimate casus belli. The Kuwaitis were underhanded about the whole thing, though rather understandably. The US only acted like it did because people got butthurt about it. International community doesn't react = US doesn't intervene

>>1611185
the world will be blessed by the fruits if ba'ath
no more zionism, imperialism and evil globalist capitalists.
allahu akbar

>>1611439
thread/

>>1612072
He was told the US wouldn't intervene. Read earlier comments. A war against Kuwait is completely different than a war again the US and Kuwait.

>>1612048
Yes. I can't wait until the Muslims give us our much needed spice.

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>>1611438

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>>1613521
Not really.
It's not witty and has no effort put into it.
0/10
Lurk more, OP.