>You will never live in a small village that gets raided by Viking warriors in the 9th century
>You will never be taken captive by the burly and hairy Viking chieftain, and claimed as his exclusive property
>You will never have him climb on top of you and breed your boipussy, his hot breath on your neck and his firm and hairy body against your skin
>He will never fall asleep with his arms around you, his breath tickling your ear
>You will never find your feelings of apprehension and resentment change into fondness and yearning for this Viking man,
>You will never become his favorite, becoming a valued member of his household, sleeping by his side and on his bed every night and enjoying his musky scent and the warmth of his embrace
Why even live?
>>1602609
Of all the historical homosexual fantasies you could harbor, vikings are probably the worst. Gays got their heads shaved and thrown into a bog.
>>1602609
>that
>cub
What the fuck? Guy's at least twice my size and he's just a cub?
>>1602637
>Of all the historical homosexual fantasies you could harbor, Christcucks are probably the worst
FTFY
>>1602921
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
- Romans 1:27
>>1602936
>implying anyone gives a shit what an Iron Age national myths says
What's wrong, Anon? Can't handle a real man? :33
>>1602952
The germanic tribes hated fags
>>1602957
You have some pretty shit taste if you prefer females to males.
>>1602952
If you're gay and into adonises I can understand that. But barafags truly have a mental sickness.
>>1603015
What's wrong with liking men like pic-related?
>>1602861
Its more than cuteness factor that makes him a cub rather than size
>>1603070
This shouldn't appeal to a man, at least not sexually. There is no elegance or lilting beauty to be attracted to.
>>1603070
>Apollo - god
>Hercules - demigod
>>1603104
There's dedication and aesthetics to behold. It's truly the sign of the uneducated and untrained eye that only the superficial "elegance" can appeal to you.
>>1603135
Of course I can appreciate it but I don't want to fuck it. You'd have to be diseased.
>>1603137
>Of course I can appreciate it but I don't want to fuck it.
Please give me a concrete and quantifiable measure of where the appreciation for someone ends and the want to "fuck" (i.e. want to be involved romantically and sexually with) with this someone begins?
>>1602609
bro thats gay
>>1603421
Is that bad? :33
>>1602609
Is this some gay shit like that one post about cossacks?
>>1605056
>is this gay...?
Gee, I don't know
>>1602637
Fuck off, christcuck.
>>1605056
Would you like a Cossack husbando?01