ITT: Historical figures that are literally you

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>freemason
>invalid wife
>deeply religious
>pliable to business interests

literally me

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I agree with basically all of this man's political, moral, and religious beliefs.

>>1597380
>Intelligent but lazy 20-something year old with no particular aim in life
Little hard to find somebody noteworthy who meets that description

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBn8-UUQeI

>>1597406
Hitler?
>>1597407
It's a meme you dip

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I am this person

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For me its Einstein - intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor.

>>1597422
>Hitler?

>Intelligent
Probably not
>but lazy 20-something year old
most likely not
>with no particular aim in life
definitely not

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>refuses to be crowned properly, because royal titles are spooks
>tries to reform his kingdom, but fails, because everyone around him is a backwards moron
>ragequits, cancelling all his reforms

>>1597451
>hitler
>not intelligent
Butthurt Jew detected. He was crazy, sure, but he was definitely smart
>most likely not
He was a bum after WWI and not getting accepted in art school
>definitely not
As I said, he was a bum for a year or two before seriously getting into politics

>>1597397
I never understand shermanposters, do they actually know anything about the man?

>>1597580
This
>guy that coined War is hell
>a century and a half later autismos go LMAO BURN YOU IT DOWN xDDDD
He'd kick all your asses for that.

Not to mention that later in his life his best friend was a former confederate general

>>1597510
SLUT!

>>1597430
kek, underrated

>>1597580
I read a little of his autobiography and I've done a decent amount of historical reading.

From what I can tell, his politics were

>if it's good for the US, it's the moral good
>if you want a fight, we'll give you a fight

His religious beliefs were something to the effect of

>I don't have time for this shit

Also, he hated his red hair until somebody told him that the Indians valued red haired scalps especially highly, at which point he began to love it because its mere existence was a taunt towards them.

>>1597380
Maximilian I of Mexico

>think you're doing the right thing
>consistently fuck up
>think people want you around
>they actually all hate you
>your wife (gf) is foreign (Belgian for Carlota, Scottish for my gf), fucking batshit insane, and ends up leaving you and going home

Feels bad man

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>>1597380

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>Paranoid
>Awkward
>Sweat
>Bad posture

Literally me, senpai

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i'm a bit smarter though desu ;^)

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>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor

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>>1597380
This man, except for his socialist views.

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>>1597380

>>1598413
Are you memeing or do you actually support a Republican government protected by a dedicated and idealistic citizen militia?

>>1597580
They do not.

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>>1597380

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>proud
>ambitious
>anxious to be recognized
>fornicates with the sea
literally me desu

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Only in terms of looks

>>1598632
>Machiavelli
>idealistic

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Not me but why the fuck arent there more people like him really i mean

I don't know who to compare to myself too?, probably someone who is humble and wants to do right by his countrymen but stumbles to much to get shit right

>>1598699
I had the same reaction desu

>>1597430
>I'm proudly autistic
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2988647.stm

>>1598663
And here I thought I was the only one that fuck the sea.

>>1598834
*fucks

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WE

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I am also a German.

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>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
>Very wicked sense of humor

nobody has posted Hitler?
>I'm pleasantly surprised

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>Roams the sea however the fuck he wants without government confliction

Bemp

>>1598648
So you're the chair in the picture?

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Literally literally me

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Everyone thinks I'm the family idiot.

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>>1600873
Yes anon, they do, for now. But when all the shitstorms finish, you'll be the last one standing.
>tfw survive Tiberius AND Caligula by the sheer virtue of being too stupid to be important.
Is there an Emperor more wojack tier than Claudius?

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Tiberius Gracchus

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>>1597380
>reclusive
>gloomy
>sexual degenerate
>doesn't view death or suicide as horrible things
>terrible family life
>terrible with women
>mom exerts undue control over me
>just want to be left alone on my Island
>few times I'm ever brought up or seen people laugh at me/spread malicious rumors

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>>1597380

>>1601016
On Elagabalus; TheAugustan Historyclaims that he also married a man named Zoticus, an athlete from Smyrna, in a public ceremony at Rome.Cassius Dio reported that Elagabalus would paint his eyes,epilate his hair and wear wigs before prostitutinghimself in taverns, brothels,and even in the imperial palace:

>>1600933
He even got cucked by hundreds of men.

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>grew up upper-class
>loves dominance
>leadership skills
>short temper
>everyone trying to bring us down
>arrogance
>just wants the world

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Slightly autistic, introverted Virginian with loads of weird hobbies that hates centralized government and cities.

>>1598699
>>1598784
>tortured for supporting the Republic
>still writes about Republics being better than monarchies
>not idealistic

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>>1597380

>>1602039
Why did you post a picture of me?

>>1602039
I too am this person

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>>1597380

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Well, this is my picture IRL. Don't know if I look like any great historical figures but I'm pretty sure if I looked like one, it would be a Roman.

Actually one of my mother's friends once commented that I looked like a Roman emperor she saw on a documentary. I forgot which one though.

>>1602039
Forced /co/ meme

>>1603924
how does that make him idealistic?

>>1604494
>facial hair
>roman

>>1597390
>invalid wife
you're a russian aren't you

I can't really answer your question OP, if it's even a serious one and not a meme thread.

A note to all those who answer "intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor", Schopenhauer was literally that.

why is everyone posting here philosophers and leaders?

You're probably more like a peasant or some medieval scholastic shitposter.

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Hunter S. Thompson

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>>1597380

>>1604892
you're an incompetent depressed manlet compensating by nesting far right views?

>>1604824
>>1604465

>>1604618
He was beaten and tortured for his ideals, and then as soon as the Medici let him go, he wrote a bunch of works saying he was still right and poking fun at them.

>>1597397
Lindybeige is that you?

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no matter how hard I try everything I touch turns to shit eventually

>>1597503
My nigga

>>1600855
Reported to the police

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I dress exactly like him

>>1597406
Why did you describe me?