>I HURT MYSELF TODAY What the fuck happened and why

I don't know, but one time I went on a date with a girl who was studying Latin American Studies. She claimed to have a basic understanding of South American history. I asked her if she knew anything of the War of the Pacific or the Paraguayan War. She did not. I never called her back.

>>1590644
>goes on date
>makes girl take a quiz

>>1590644
/his/, ladies and gentlemen.

>>1590641
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>>1590641
Paraguay became too aggresive and attacked both his big neighbours at once

>>1590671
So it's basically the Germany of Latin America

>>1590641
Ugh. Why would any jungle nations go to war with each other? They know the fighting is going to be awful, drawn out and brutal as fuck.

>>1590644
You made a good decision anon.

>>1590690
Yeah, but she was sweet and beautiful. I would have liked to go out with her again, but we were only in town for the summer. It would not have been anything more than a hookup.

Anyone interested in the history of my dating life?

>>1590641
Basically Paraguay and Uruguay were working on a trade and military alliance that was also meant to involve argentinian provinces and brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul.
Brazil invaded Uruguay and did a regime change.
Paraguay sent troops to help invading argentinian territory and then shit hit the fan

>>1590686
It wasn't for the alliance. And how are uruguay and argentina jungle nations?

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>>1590641
>Ur a gay

>>1590697
More like a short story

>>1590641
for what i remenber paraguay help in a civil war over uruguay
so uruguay call for help from argentina and brazil so they make the tradicional "jodete" all over paraguay

>>1590755

More like a one-liner joke

>ex would always claim to know and understand way more about East Asia in general because she was Vietnamese
>Never read any books about it, or study anything related to it (economics and psychology won't increase your knowledge on it)
> Always just blatantly disagreed with what my books said, basing her claims on her personal authority (No that is not how it works in Korea, I have been there one week and I am Vietnamese so I know it yeah)

Fuck you Anh

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>>1590644
>I went on a date with a girl who was studying Latin American Studies

Why?

>>1591527
Sometimes humanities qts can be pretty great, buy they tend to be either hippies or shrink material

>>1590644
Lol I admire your principles.

>>1590644
Truly the noblest out of all /his/torians. Gibbon and Thucydides look upon you from heaven and smile

>>1590644
Based