Sum up the history of the world as briefly as possible.

U S A
S
A

shit happens

>"Hey see those assholes over there? I want their stuff!"

>>1589770
everyone lived in harmony and then white people

the world went around the sun, over and over and over.

War! What is it good for?

>>1589770
"It will work this time..."

some people ruled, some didn't, but then did, then didn't.

>>1589792
Wtf I hate white people now

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.

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>>1589811

>>1589822
Wtf I hate you now

Earth is a failed planet.

>>1589826
Wtf I hate me now

And then things got worse

gibs me dat

>>1589835
t. failed human

>>1589843
but seriously
>and then things got better
is a legitimate long term average over all history

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/thread

We want more territory

WE

Fucking whites
I'm honestly going to kill myself so there's one less of us in the world

>>1589770
long periods of mutual tolerance punctuated by wars

>>1589770
white people killing each other

Mistake

>>1589770
>>1589792
>>1590064
>>1590138
this

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>>1590171

class struggle :^)

>>1589770
"War"

>>1589770

Unlimited greed.

>>1589770
history began on july 4, 1776. everything before that was a mistake.

>>1589770
fuuuuuuck

People fuck, fight and die.

kill
marry
fuck

>>1590039
Arguable.

mate.
feed.
kill.
repeat.

Nothing happened for billions of years then suddenly there's life. Most of the living things on earth didn't stick around very long, but gradually a steady, dependable base of lifeforms built up over time. Very recently an intelligent race called humans started aggressively taking over the earth and rearranging stuff on its surface to suit them. They're a bit unstable and delicate and are only in their infancy as the dominant species on Earth, but there's a lot of promise in the human race.

war

White people advancing weaponry to reduce white people population.

>>1589770
"this is yours? this is mine"

>>1589770

Want stuff, take stuff, give stuff, make stuff.

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>>1589770
The 3rd chapter from the Gospel according to John, beginning at the 16th verse:

>For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Amen.

>>1590928
wiinnar

>>1589770

Through sheer force of cosmic bewilderment, the universe itself, wanting to understand itself, gave birth to life. The same violent forces that fought tooth and nail just for life to exist at the most basic of structures - powered the most powerful and sophisticated cultures on the planet.

>>1589781
/thread

These white men are dangerous

we wuz kangs

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Death