All memes aside, what is the objective best Protestant denomination?

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>>1586534
No such thing, there's only the Western Church and that is the Catholic Church.

>>1586534
High church ones

That's it

Lutheranism, Anglicanism, etc., excessive dependence on the state proved fatal in the long run. If the voter want sodomites, the state wants sodomites and churches will want sodomites.
I'd say Baptists.

Methodism because they literally don't give a single fuck as long as you bring donuts to church.

>>1586582
That would make them the worst rather than best.

>>1586647
OP never set the criteria for best.

DEFINE YOUR TERMS BITCHES

As for me, I'd probably go with Lutheranism, because the reformation started by Luther was the final strike against the wedge placed by Wycliff and Huss that finally, conclusively, broke the church's spine and unwound its stranglehold on Europe.

>>1586647
Not if you're an atheist :^)

>>1586660
No point going to church if you're a memetheist.

>>1586666
I was going to rebut but I'd rather check those quads.

>>1586682
All UUUU

Lutheranism is the most rational. A lot of underground Hussites converted to Lutheranism and their descendant churches adopted core parts of Lutheran doctrine. Other mainline denominations are okay but Anglicanism seems kind of memey with their wannabe Catholic customs.
From the non mainlines the brethren churches are legit.
Baptist are more centered compared to Jehovah's Witnesses, Pentecostals, and Mormons even though some groups may hold extremist views. They also make up a sizeable portion of the U.S.

>>1586534
Who cares? Fucking Heretics

they're all shit

>>1586834
>>1586848
Fuck off pope cucks.

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>>1586858
Protestants BTFO by this

>>1586882
>le pasta image
Got something else?

Episcopalians and Lutherans. But really most are fine except for Evangelicals.

>>1586890
>academic sauce
>ignores
Protestant apologetics 101

>>1586543
/thread

>>1586534
non american ones

>>1586882
Scripture IS tradition.

t. Orthodox

>>1587042
Jesus is born from anal sex-Constantine

>>1587046
>memes

>>1587071
My name is Constantine
I argue like a fucking mime
Everyone I love to quote mine,
Because I'm NEET I have all the time

>>1587075
why are people so mean to constie?

>>1586647
As someone who grew up Methodist, it would do wonders for Christian PR. No emphasis on fire and brimstone, no weird rituals, just a pleasant Sunday morning spent singing hymns and learning from stories in the bible. As an atheist today, I still visit the church I grew up with from time to time.

>>1587154
Makes the whole religion thing pointless

I am a Methodist,
Whether or not I listen,
No one ever cares
As long as I bake bread

>>1587166
I don't understand why you have that impression of it. All methodists I know are sincere and devout in their beliefs. Otherwise they typically mind their own business and don't nuture fanaticism like Baptists or Catholics.

>>1587206
I am a Methodist
I no fundamentalist
I reject Creationist
And I am a feminist

>>1587166
>>1587209
>Insulting posters in haiku

This is some next level shit.

>>1587217
Autism.

>>1587217
As a Methodist
My mouth's full of shit
And my teeth stuck with grit
From all the bread I eat

>>1587209
>I no fundamentalist
>I reject Creationist
These are sober minded and positive things.

>And I am a feminist
Made me chuckle.

>>1587227
WHAT THE FUCK DOES BREAD HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS YOU SPERGLORD?

>>1587233
I am a Methodist
The greatest Autist
I know the bible greek aorist
I only like white bread like a racist

>>1587230
As a Methodist
I am sober and pure
God or not, I not sure
But bread addiction I need the cure

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>>1587237
>>1587239
shut the fuck up and go eat some bread you weirdo.

>>1587255
I am a Methodist
I love to bake things
Bread makes my tummy rings
And my craving sings

>>1586543
Are the western Churches the Protestant Churches?

>>1586534
Secular Humanism

>>1586534
spiritual humanism