Pick your favorite and post it here.
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>>1580910
Someone needs to make a Pepe-Wojak reenactment of one of these.
>>1580917
le history memes get it because pepe and wojak are memes and this is history MEME RARE PEPE SO SMUG haha
>Pompeii Graffiti
I wonder, was 4 sestertii much?
>the one who buggers a fire burns his penis
It's a metaphor, hazel grace
>>1580935
Someone offered 65 for the return of their copper pot
>>1580935
>…Some nuts …? coins; drinks: 14 coins; lard: 2 coins; bread: 3 coins; three meat cutlets: 12 coins; four sausages: 8 coins. Total: 51 coins
>>1580953
what is this a roman for ants?
>Gaius Pumidius Dipilus was here on October 3rd 78 BC.
>ancient romans were still reading his graffiti 150 years later
ebin
>>1580948
Worked metal was way more valuable than nowadays, though.
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
MGTOW existed long before us
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
How insightful
>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Dammit Theophilus
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
>>1581590
TRVE ROMAN BOIPVSSY FOR TRVE ROMANS
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
>(Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
>(House of Verus; between the two doors of the house); 4838: Secundus says hello to his friends.
>(House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
What the fuck was his problem?
>>1581598
Dammit Theophilus!
City walls are for buggering boys!
>>1581746
The absolute man mad