>Eucharistic miracles are said to contain the heart tissues

>>1573698
well they admit that it's not really christ's body and flesh, they say it contains his "essence", whatever the fuck that means. just another thing that's not intended to make sense

>>1573698
Im just spitballing here but what if this tissue didnt really come from said miracles? Where did the tissue came from?

>>1573698
Technically, i think yeah.
But since Neo-Jesus isn't in hypostatic union, it'd be just a random ancient jew, that probably got some bonuses the genetic heritages of the old Jesus had.

>>1573698
Catholics believe a lot of stupid shit. This is one of the biggest piles of shit they think is literally true that exists.

>>1573748
Did Jesus have a Y chromosome?

>>1573779
of course, Joseph fucked Mary in the ass, but his sperm leaked out into her vagina

>>1573768
One of their main points is that the heart material is woven between the actual Eucharist as if it were growing and not only that but when they studied it it was very fresh.

That would make a great short story/film.

We can't "clone" Jesus, we can only ask him to clone himself for us.

>>1573698
lmao that baby got BTFO

>>1573710
It's just, uh, beyond our comprehension. Yeah

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Are you here?
I would really like to talk to you.
I want to know what you really think, especially about Paul, Q, JEDP, the Flood, et al.
The bait you put out here is so intelligent. I want to believe that you actually have an open mind and are an enlightened person.

Peace be with you

>>1573973
Kill yourself

>>1573698
I would totally hang out with him. No doubt he would be a great convive

>>1573973
>Paul

The Apostle to the gentiles whose writings were accepted as authoritative by Peter.

>Q

An interesting hypothesis.

>JEDP

Another hypothesis that cannot be substantiated. Popular among liberal scholars.

>the Flood

Actual event.

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>>1574181
You're not who I was looking for but thanks for your response.

Peace be with you.

>>1573710
>well they admit that it's not really christ's body and flesh

Who? Who admits that? Catholics sure as fuck don't. Do you even Real Presence?

>>1575482
I'm catholic and I admit it.
Your move atheist

>>1575499
The real presence is dogma so you clearly aren't catholic

>>1575952

Real Presence is Lutherans. Catholic is Transubstantiation. Orthodox is "it's all conjecture, bro, mystery".

>>1573832
This. Kind of surprised it hasn't been done yet desu

>"A miracle occurs in which the bread and wine literally turn into the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ; however, another miracle occurs simultaneously that allows this flesh and blood to retain the appearance, texture, smell, taste, and even chemical composition of regular bread and wine!"

I can't believe people swallow shit like this and - worse - have fought wars over this trash.