You are granted a time machine and the chance to have sex with

your mum

>>1551675
Woo, that's harsh

>>1551675
And risk getting her pregnant with OP?

No thanks. Better not to fuck that bitch and rid the world of OP.

>>1551680
>>1551679
>>1551675
Way to contribute to the thread, guys. Keep it up schlomos.

>>1551668
it is natural for men like you to crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible, dutiful.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support, which he sees as ''a childish useless submissive woman'' [or whore and he feels betrayed by her]
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.

Why women are a good way to feel relevant? Because women love to be provided for and each woman will always find a man ready to please her.
[for most men, the best feeling of feeling real is when the girl moans from your cock in her pussy, or for the most impotent, their tongue in the pussy]

THe problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity which strengthen their feeling of being worthy, relevant, in touch with reality.
Men are too impotent to find other way to feel real.
Once that the a woman replaces a man by another provider, the man gets very upset and depressed.
THis leads men to think that they are better than women, stronger, smarter and that they must built a life outside women. Some men manage to indeed built an empire, but they will always loose it for some women.
Women give meaning to men and betas, no matter how successful outside women, will always give up everything for some relationship with some woman who claim to fancy them.

>>1551668

>fucking Alice Roosevelt

Ugh no thanks, disgusting proto-SJW strong womyn cunt

>>1551713
wtf I hate women now

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>>1551668
Pic incredibly related.
>ywn get it on with a giga-qt empress

>>1551668
The vierge marie.

>>1551681
Pretty sure she was a demon in the sack

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Maria Nikolaïevna Romanova

>>1551722
I like her. She was a rebellious little lass.
As far as being a "SJW" goes, no, she was not a SJW by today's definition. Just a little lax on the conservative conformism.

>>1551741
hnnngggggg
I would protect that smile

>>1551741
Would smash

do modern actresses count?

>>1552130
you have any historical sources that prove Marys existence?

>>1552135
The Holy Bible

>>1552135
the bible bitch

>>1552151
historians agree that the description of the childhood of jesus has no base on historical facts

>>1552156
but jesus did exist and he had to have a mom

>>1552174
yeah but we know nothing about her.
no reason to assume her name was mary

>>1552177
She's commonly referred to as Mary. Just like God's name probably isn't God but we call him that anyway

If recent history is valid, Lindsey Lohan before she became a crackwhore (and if she was of age, if not then lady Gaga no judging pls)

Otherwise I'd probably do Suleiman ' favorite concubine just to cuck him.

>>1551668
>female
Ew

>>1552192
>>>/lgbt/

>>1552192
I specifically mentioned that to exclude any femanon cunts who would've tried to participate in my thread.

>>1552205
What about gayanons?

>>1552211
degenerates need not apply, but feel free I guess. I just specifically want women to stay out of my thread.

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Drawfag here. Tell me your dirty /his/fantasies and ill endevour to draw them for you.

Yes, Even you, gay/his/ >>1552192

>>1552228
Olga of Kiev, naked or very suggestive dressed crawling on top of a guy, while holding a knife behind her.

>>1552221
You've just opened yourself up to femanons posting here simply to fuck with you and your fragile trigger.

>>1552228
Maria Nikolaevna being lewd

>>1552228
Mata Hiri being cummed on by poo in the loos

>>1552228
Tomoe Gozen dominating a submissive weeb.

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>>1552228
Rousseau in this pic but super ripped and also shirtless

obvy helen of troy or cleopatra

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>>1552228
You know what to do, anon.

>>1552316
Cleopatra had a jew nose

>>1552322
>sweet, sweet cousin wincest between Nicolas II and George V

>>1552323
freaky egyptian sex tho

Still waiting, drawfag.

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>>1552322
>>1552277

>>1552329
I'd make her do the walk of her people after I'm finished destroying her ass

>>1552228
Abe Lincoln (with his hat on) among an ebony ex-slaves harem

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>>1552323
What's wrong with that? Middle Eastern girls with big noses get me super fucking horny. See: Arabelle Raphielle

>>1552189
thick!

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>>1552182
>Just like God's name probably isn't God but we call him that anyway

yes, yes

cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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>>1551668

>>1552205
>women
>on his

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>>1552316
Cleopatra was more inbred than the hillbillies from Deliverance.

>>1551668
one of the inbred as fuck french maries

>>1552478
I like mena girls too but i don't think cleopatra had any middle eastern blood...

>>1552076
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

>>1552228
Taking Joan of Arc's virginity the night before her burning

>>1552245
>>1552255
>>1552259
>>1552270
>>1552277
>>1552322
>>1552473
>>1552578
hah, I was only pretending to be an artist, now I know all your dirty /his/fantasies

>>1552591
oh dear, you've found out I am very vanilla

>>1552591
Well played, Anon.

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>>1552591
You know where you are, right? I think you would have gotten the same results if you just asked.

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>>1552591
Oh no, an anonymous stranger knows another anonymous strangers' fantasies

It's not even stuff I feel bad about, Nicholas II is handsome af

>>1551668

I know this question is asked every other day (usually by me), but is there any evidence of female historical figures who had large breasts? If so, I'd choose a young, lusty and large-breasted royal or aristocrat.

And to answer OP's question, maybe a young Betty Brosmer if she counts as a historical figure (Google her and you'll see why I chose her).

>>1552625
She's thicc but her facial features are mannish. Nice choice, though. I'd impregnate it.

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>>1551668

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REAL Drawfag here. I've actually been compiling all you requests to do and ive written down since the joan of arc one. ive already started >>1552245 and should upload it soon.


So this guy>>1552591
Is just trolling you lot.

fear not, you will get faps not frustration.

>>1552642
Wow, you're actually delivering?
If you don't mind, could you draw Alice Roosevelt spreading her ass cheeks while looking back at the camera with her pussy dripping with cum? Thanks, and it's okay if you don't do it.

Julia the Elder

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>>1552642
You da real MVP

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don't know about historical figures but fucking Audrey Hepburn would be cool

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>>1552189
Her portraitist was better desu.

>>1551694
Good history thread anyway, anon
Just what the board needs :^)

>>1553620
You'd probably get cancer just from sniffing the tobacco-ridden cunt.
I'd never have sex with a Renaissance or Medieval era woman. Way too much makeup that's actually poisonous.

>>1552228

A threesome with Muhammad and Aisha

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>>1553718

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She is my pure perfect Totenkopf waifu

>>1551781

Guys like you are the ones who date used up whores

>>1553740
Tell me you wouldn't a 9 year old /his/

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>>1554579

>>1553697
>18th century
>Renaissance

Bump for interest

>>1554423
Yes.

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>female

Can I go back in time to get fucked or fuck a male historical figure? I have many husbandos, see :33

>>1552574
good reference

>>1552591
Nigger I trusted you

>>1553718
Absolutely haram.
Threesome with Muhammed, Aisha and who?

>>1556860
Bernd.

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>>1551668

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She's not dead yet but Ollie North's secretary was pretty hot 30 years ago

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>>1557909
You only think she's hot because she's wearing a philosopher wig.

Please draw a lot of kate Middleton, focusing on ass

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will anon ever provide?

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>>1553389
This motherfucker right here has the right answer.

>>1558810
Why does her hand look like a foot?

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>>1559233
You better not be talking shit about mai waifu.

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>not going back to the height of the roman empire and fucking a catamite

>>1551675
You don't need a time machine for that, just some wine cooler and a steely dan CD

>>1551668
>You are granted a time machine and the chance to have sex with just ONE female historical figure.
Marie Antoinette. I want to feed her cakes while I fuck her in the ass.

Prussian qt whose name I can't remember. She's spammed here constantly

>>1552228
>Tell me your dirty /his/fantasies and ill endevour to draw them for you.
Alt history, Nazis won, I'm Slavic domestic and sometimes dog slave to blonde Aryan Hausfrau. She has me on a leash, she beats me, she starves me and she makes me lick her feet.

>>1552625
>female historical figures who had large breasts?
I don't know historical figures but there are paintings of peasant girls with giant knockers.

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>>1552638
That's really close to mine. I prefer the MILF, though.

>>1559470

Can you name any? I've seen that one by a Dutch (?) artist titled "servant with large melons" or something where a woman in the kitchen has large breasts and is holding cantaloupes.

>>1552578
>before
>not after
fucking normie

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Jeanne d'Arc
fight me gabachos, i'm going to fuck one of your national heroes

I have a thing for fat girls. Who's the history-waifu for me? I was thinking about Victoria or Catherine the Great, both of whom were hefty. Anyone else?

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>>1553389
> IN THE ASH

>>1560368
Maria Theresa? But she's Habsburg, so it could be dangerous.

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>>1552182
God's name is Jehovah. I'm not even christian and even I know that.

>>1557892
Mah nigga.
Also, I wouldnt mind doing Queen Elizabeth when she was younger.

>>1559233
Handjob+footjob at the same time.

>>1560654
I'm fairly charming, well-spoken, and a poet. I can amuse her and she can be my patron.

>>1551668
One of the Vestals, possibly Rhea Silvia. The sheer thought of corrupting an eternal virgin dedicated to the cult of a the purest goddess of them all makes me shiver.

>>1559401
best post itt

>>1559265
My wife resembles Audrey, especially her eyes. Yes I've posted this on /b/ before, no I won't post pics, no I don't care if you believe me, yes I know it makes me a faggot, yes she knows I've posted it before. She's also an incredibly intelligent woman with a great sense of humor. Sorry anon, my wife > your waifu.

>>1560824
>I'm not even christian
? Calling god Jehovah is almost exclusively a Jew thing. Yes, God is Jehovah in the Christian canon as well, but most Christians don't know it/use the term

>>1551668

Baby Hitler.

>but Anon, baby Hitler isn't a woman!

He will be by the time I'm thru with him.

>>1561045
Why would anyone want an intelligent wife?
A dumb hottie >>> your wife.

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Maybe a young Queen Elizabeth.

>>1552228
>this guy again
Did you ever deliver on the drawings last time?

Or do you just like to feast upon the fantasies of others?

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Hedy Lamarr.

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>>1560368
Empress Elizabeth of Russia. Cutest fatty in history. Also quite nice, she donated enough money to rebuild all of Lisbon after the massive earthquake there simply because she felt bad.

>>1561204
>single guy detected

>>1562377
I sadly got an intelligent gf.
Cheating on her a lot. But can't do it while together. Wish she were dumb.

>>1562486
>Got an intelligent gf (scarcer than unicorns)
>cheats on her
>hates her
>betrays her trust
>will ruin her dateability for all future men when she inevitably finds out

You are literally, L I T E R A L L Y, worse than scum.

>>1562556
Well, she's already pretty ruined. Too hooked to me. There's no way she can have fun with another guy. Real addiction.
I wish I were wrong so I could break up. But I'm not. So just enjoy that body I guess.

The only way she'll find out is when I tell her once there's no other way to break up. It probably won't happen. I'm too much of a pussy.

>>1562556
>But I'm not. So just enjoy that body I guess.

Calling you trash would be an insult to trash the world over.

>>1562605
meant
>>1562584

>>1562605
Sorry mate. But women are scum. It's us or them. Be ruthless or be heartbroken.

The difference?
I know what I'm doing is wrong and I'll admit that I'm an asshole.
They won't.

>>1551741
Tip top qt

Mother Earth

Isabella of Aragon. I heard she had a pretty good body and I want to hear her lewd moans since she went down in history as quite a pure, zealous person.

Mary

>>1560351
No, shes pure I tell you.

PURE

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Hi guys not sure anyone will get this message but This is really my only chance to let you know so here goes.

In response to >>1561637 yes i am the same guy>>1552228 >>1552642
and yes ive done the ones ive promised in a previous thread. Starting the ones in this thread. I started a thread last wednesday eve but it got taken down pretty sharpish by a mod. Im not off work much this month but ill try my best to upload what ive finished again on saturday evening my time...might be tricky though as my GF will be over too then and I dont think the missus appreciates my 'work' even though shes vaguely aware of it...might be able to upload the more suggestible pieces though (fem-dom viking face-sitting monk, suggestive cucumber bar wench)

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P.s: Doing the requests is possible for me in my quiet work ours but uploading it is a different story!

I can only upload at home and wont be getting proper home time until 26th, so even if ive done some Scanning and uploading takes awhile. Not too big a problem if your a /his/regular i feel.

Christina grimmie

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>>1551668
>no one tapping this with the force of a thousand sun

>>1551668
Theodora. Pussy so good, it made her the fucking empress of rome.

>>1552578
DELETE THIS!

>>1552578
>Implying she didn't lose it earlier than that.

The Huns raped her, and you know it. Fucking animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXEjtVPTfMA

Helen of Troy. I'd like to cum on the face that launched a thousand ships.
Theodora would be pretty good too.

>>1552228
I need Byzantine porn

I need Anna Komene getting fucked in full purple Byzantine imperial regalia

>>1565184
THIS THIS THIS

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>>1551668

Eve solely for the purpose of cucking Adam.

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>>1552076
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>>1565445
You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>1565449
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

>>1565452
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>>1565456
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>>1565462


Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

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>>1552228

Draw this

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>>1565445
>>1565449
>>1565452
>>1565456
>>1565462
>>1565464

Goddamnit! I knew it was only a matter of time before one of you fucking posted that...

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>>1552473

This is why the Confederacy should have won...

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>>1552546

Squeal boy!

>>1552228
>>1552642
>>1564416

Hey Drawfag,

Do >>1565445 >>1565449 >>1565452 >>1565456 >>1565462 >>1565464

It'll piss Nathan >>1565484 off even more

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>>1565548

Don't you even go there boy.

>>1564439
Godspeed

>>1565502
Can't handle dem booties eh

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>>1564439
Take as long as you need.

I'll still be expecting my onna-bugeisha waifu.

>>1564416
Just give me my Joan drawfag, or I will curse you and your descendants

>>1562902
she will be pure sex with me

>>1560351
Jeanne looks really beautiful in this picture. I'm not very well read-up on her, but she is a virgin, no? Sheesh, literally the perfect woman... Why can't more Western whores be like her?

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>>1565464

Hot, although her sister is best /his/fu desu

Madam Curie

Hypatia

>>1552527
came to say this 2bh

Cleopatra.

Inbred gayreek or not, the pussy game had to be REDONKULOUS to light the entire mediterranean on fire like she did.

>>1552228
A hairy Canaanite girl servicing an Ugaritic noble by a river

>>1564439
So are you still here?

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Yeah man, Im always working late. Since its probably just you and me here, want anything done? (if im not suppose to be doing it for you already)

>>1568689

Yo

Do

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>>1551681

what if that's what actually happened, u just haven't done it yet

Helen of Troy

>>1560296

u fuck a pile of ashes often anon?

>>1560891

>eternal virgins

Vestals served terms, they were one of the most sought after brides by the Roman aristocracy

i think there may have been Vestals who took on more terms until death, but it was not the norm at all, Vestals were expected to lose their virginity eventually

>>1567188
Yes, she died a virgin. Trolls on here like to claim otherwise. But her virginity was checked by noble ladies a couple of times and there was a priest who checked on her regularly to make sure her guards didn't harm her while she was in prison. Once a guard assaulted her, possibly with the intention of rape, but she fought him off and made a loud racket until help arrived.

Right before being executed she exclaimed, "Am I to be so horribly and cruelly treated? Alas! That my body, clean and whole, which has never been corrupted, should this day be consumed and burned to ashes!"
>my body, clean and whole, which has never been corrupted

>>1562660
>Gf is apparently addicted to you
>Gf is intelligent
>Gf apparently has a decent enough body to enjoy
>Just assume she'll cheat on you anyways to justify sleeping around
Sure thing anon.

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>>1551713
>existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible, dutiful.
>The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support, which he sees as ''a childish useless submissive woman'' [or whore and he feels betrayed by her]
>Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family

I love how anons like you will bible-pound w/ science. But when it comes to sociology, you're fine divining your own 4chan experience of diversity.

You shouldn't post about things you don't know about so "eloquently." No one benefits from it.

>>1568689
Oh, good, you're back. Sorry for not being here.

Anyway, could you do >>1561667 getting fucked doggy style while shoving her face into some cake? Make it a nice, ornate, old-fashioned sort of cake, if you can.

>>1552189
I would eat her cake.

>>1552192
This.
>tfw can't "start with the Greeks"

>>1551778
this one right here.

>>1560824
>Yahweh

>>1569725
What proves she didn't take 100s of cocks in the ass?