You meet God. He lets you ask him ONE historical question, but

>>1540006

Were Egyptians black?

Who was Jack The Ripper.

>>1540006
Why were Africans still living in mud huts in 2015?

>>1540097
Kek

>>1540006
She died on Howland Island and the body was eaten by crabs.

>>1540047
Aaron Kosminski.

>>1540006
What are the coordinates of Genghis Khan's burial site?
>go dig this up
>become internationally renowned archaeologist with reward and praise from the Mongolian government

>>1540205
>they'll let any rando with a shovel dig
Ya sure

>>1540228
How expensive can a plot of land be in Mongolia?

>>1540006
What caused the Late Bronze Age Collapse?

>>1540314

Me.

~ God

>>1540006
Who let the Kerkoporta open during the siege of Constantinople?

>>1540205
>reward and praise from literally who

Why the Jews?

>>1540006
Was math invented or discovered?

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>>1540319

>>1540430
Invented

>>1540440
Prove it

Who's right about your will: the Jews, the Christians, or the Muslims?

I mean, I truly believe Christianity is "right", but God obviously knows the truth.

>>1540006
please tell me the historical question that would be the most interesting for me that I could ask and the answer to it

If I met God I would have no further questions.

>>1540006
If I met God, I would kill him and take his throne. Then I shall create a better Universe. To kill God would be the greatest of all pleasures.

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>>1540566

>>1540006
Did Jesus exist?

>>1540006
Why go through all this bullshit my man? I don't like this dream anymore. Can you take me back to the garden or whatever?

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>>1540006
Doesn't the fact that I'm talking with you invalidate your existence?

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>>1540674
Explain pls

What was the industrial output of the Ottoman empire during WWI?

>>1540006
Why don't they believe?

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>>1540326
Who do you think?

Why did you make niggers?

>>1540449
>there are only three religions

>>1540006
Why did my parents not want me?

>>1540006
What exactly happened two thousand years ago, and why isn't it happening anymore.

>>1540006
Who were the sea peoples?

I want the identity of each tribe.

>>1540006
Are jews behind everything?

Were there any other sentients here before us?

>Inb4 he just fucking says sentience is a spectrum and we're just a fucking outlier that fucked up his whole project

Was the CIA on acid during the cold War?

What would have happened to South Vietnam if Watergate never happened?

What would the world look like if the German revolution of 1848 was successful?

Where were you?

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>>1540448
I INVENTED IT

Why does bane wear the mask?

>>1540006
Who fired the first shot in the American Revolution?

Would the world be better off if Hitler had won the world war?

>>1540006
Wouldn't the world be better without muslims?

>>1541525
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>>1540006
Who was responsible for World War I?

>>1540006
Why are you such a shithead?

>>1540006
>he lets you ask him one historical question
This is bullshit, he's meant to tell me a clever one-liner.

>>1540006
What the fuck is that restriction? It's a valid question.

Can I get bout tree fiddy?

>>1540006
Why the fuck do you look like Morgan Freeman?

>>1540006
Is the answer to this question "no"?

>>1540006
>why?

How did you come to be?

>>1540006
Is infinity now?

>>1540430
There's no difference